Ok, some of you old timey dudes that have had their SOs here for the Chinese New Year, I need to be enlightened. What must I do to stay out of trouble with my oh so passive Chinese bride, Fang Ling? I keep asking her what she wants to do for New Year and she keeps saying "No do nothin'". I ain't gonna fall for that one again--NO no No-gettin to smart for that ole trick. So, give me the benifit of your vast knowledge. What can I get by with?? What must I do to insure my warm cozy place in the marrital bed is protected?? I'm trying to get through this thing for less than $1,000,000 USD and, of course, the minimum amount of effort. Trigg