tsap seui

cuzin chawls, you hit the nail on the head. Candle has always been a class act. We never had political posts, or links to radical political rantings like this Allon person did, knowing full damn well it was wrong. Look at his lame attempt to say "hopefully it is about racism". How Allon's link has not been deleted by now is beyond me? Fellas, Carl, Dan, Randy, Mick....please guys...wassup? You all know that if someone posted some blatant slanderous political garbage about any of the former presidents that the dumbassed post and or link would be deleted in short order. Has something changed? Is this a new Candle with new rules? Is the sitting president fair game to post blatant slanderous remarks about, like Allon did with his link to some SPLC senior fellow with a widely exaggerated and defamatory political rant against the president to include EVERYONE who voted for him. Surely this Allon fellow is not representative of Candle For Love? I'm kinda surprised at seeing something so out of place on Candle but I'm only asking guys. Does this old rule no longer apply? From the Rules Greetings and Welcome Thank you for visiting A Candle for Love. The various forums in this site were created to provide a positive and supportive environment for people who have a loved one from China. Realizing that the process for obtaining a visa for that loved one is often a long, arduous, and stressful process, A Candle for Love was created to provide a venue for sharing information regarding the immigration process from start to finish as well as establishing a forum offering mutual support. Responsible Posting In order to create and maintain a supportive, informative environment the following guidelines have been established: Flaming, name-calling, slandering, or otherwise bashing elected or appointed government officials and government organizations/agencies is not acceptable under any circumstance.

Up above in post #6 tsap seui said....."What I am seeing in our country is a recent emergence of a group of folks who would like all of us to think that racism is rapidly increasing in America. " Holy Molie Molly Brown!!!! Allon, I owes ya one buddy. My friend, I caint thank you enough for posting that link to the SPLC as your evidence about this recent spread of racism in America. That was nothin' short of absolute brilliance!! You nailed it!! You made my case by showing a perfect example of what I was talkin' 'bout, and, you validated my words. Thank you, brother. tsap seui

No Chicken Little, the sky isn't falling. Personally, I haven't seen or experienced a resurgence, or even an increase in racism in any of my travels, ago, or recent. And I certainly haven't seen any racism in the tiny borough in picturesque rural Pa that we live in. Oh, my Asian wife turns the heads of many men, second lookers who make excuses to stop and "strategically" look at some thing of interest in a store, as they REALLY are gawkin' at the lil' rabbit's body as she shake, rattle, and rolls that tiny hiney by them. But that's not racism, that is good sense of judgement. And, it's not only the dern men who gawk at my wife...my Gawd the wimmin look at her more than the men, and the wimmin are OPEN about it, no sneakin' around, open mouth breathin' in the teenage girls department while they stare at some Asian woman's booty as she picks out clothes. And they aren't shy to just come right up and say what is on their mind, too. Stuff like, "Dear, where did you find that stunning outfit?" Sorry, if I spoil the thread, but no, we have not experienced, seen, or heard of any new rising racism ourselves, nor have we heard of any from our many friends in spread out in America. What I am seeing in our country is a recent emergence of a group of folks who would like all of us to think that racism is rapidly increasing in America. Well boyz, it hasn't anywhere that we have been. Speakin' of which, we're soon to extend our America wide search for racism to Las Vegas on April 17th through the 21st, then it's off on another adventure in paradise, maybe coming to a city in your area, soon!. Hot CHA CHA!!! Y'know, maybe the lil' rabbit and I, and we can take our son on his summer vacation, for a trip around America...looking for discrimination and racism. YESSSSS, we could do videos like Winston and C-Milk and Prooz or whatever his name is. Wenyan could be C-Note (how fitting for her since she's a vicious slum landlord type) And me. I'll call myself Buck. Buck Nekked. I'll don a crime fighting cape of cheap red velour with BN stitched in yeller letters on the back. Me n' C-Note will ride Harley Davidson choppers though small and large town America, jes lookin' for racism trouble on every corner. I'll keep my 1st Aviation baseball cap on backwards, ever at the ready should I need to suddenly leap off the bike, extend my cape and fly off once again into the very face of adversity should the ugly head of the R word raise it's evil head in our presence.

No sweat atall. It's jes one step after the other. I'd walk that cakewalk skywalk with ease. I'd be the guy in the sport parachute timidly walking 50 feet behind point man Carl.

As George Castanza would say, "AHA, the old fire code violation" Just more proof, ya mess with China they will throw a Chinese fire drill on your butt quicker than an old blue tick can shake all of the spittle and drool off of it's jowls onto the clothes of you and yore friends.

Kinda doubtful that Chinartucky is gonna have any religious nutsacks with rotting foreskins flyin' planes into their buildings. Just take away everyone's passport...so simple, who wudda thunk it???

Then again, you MIGHT try readin' the article . . . Now Randal, I DID read yore article. Honestly, I found it funny and pretty much trivial hockey puck. Wasn't trying to git yore dander up, or allon's either for that matter. For the both of you, maybe Saturday Night Live is beneath yore senses of humor, but they had a fellow named Norm something or other that used to play Bob Dole on the show, My line, "Hi, I'm Bob Dole" came right out of Norm's character. As always - your choice! Okay THANKS, buddy!! Hmmm..... this time I want to be the pitcher.

Then again, you MIGHT try readin' the article . . . Now Randal, I DID read yore article. Honestly, I found it funny and pretty much trivial hockey puck. Wasn't trying to git yore dander up, or allon's either for that matter. For the both of you, maybe Saturday Night Live is beneath yore senses of humor, but they had a fellow named Norm something or other that used to play Bob Dole on the show, My line, "Hi, My name is Bob Dole" came right out of Norm's character.

My Gawd, how awful those new people are. "Hi, my name is Bob Dole...I can help you with long distance phone calls." I wonder if'n if was was made on a Verizon , or AT&T carrier, or if any iPhone 7's were used in the call? Thank Gawd we have the good ol' NY bad-Times lookin' out for us.

Maybe Wenyan and I should get into "banking". Here we are buying buildings and turnin' them into cash cows, yet while the work is rewarding and the financial payout is great....you do have to get dirty. LOL I'll run this "show me yore tits, as collateral, for loans" idea by Wenyan and see what da chief has to say about it. Everybody loves gittin' 25% interest. We could do both ventures; how hard is it to look at photos and say yes or no? Another great idea from the Chinartuckians!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We don need no stinkin' porches!!

Is the milk man ready to expand his property holdings in Chinartucky? I don't care if his house does fall down, we ain't sellin' our beautiful home in Fushun. Shucks, it has stood for more than 9 years now, maybe it ain't gonna topple, or fall apart. Edited to add: Victory icon.

You are SO right Allon

I kin feels it in my scrotum baggie...Serpent boy's "China Life" is comin' to a close. He's ridin' around in his Corvette with it's whopping 1980's 250 horsepower engine (enough power there to almost get out of yore own way) as he searches for a new country to tell us about how it is to live there. Next country, Serpie, try and keep the rant in yore pants. No one likes some white boy with a microphone tellin' them what is wrong with their country. Maybe you can try Uzbekistan as yore new country to ride the lil' scooter across and tell us how it is to live there. Stay AWESOME, Bubba, and good luck.

Here's to usin' awl....

Used to see him on a local Pittsburgh TV station shilling for a buncha lawyers. In his theatrical voice he would say something like..."When you mention the name Limpstick and Piffleton, you are telling the other side...YOU MEAN BUSINESS !!" Just hearin' his meticulous, high fallutin', and deliberate pronunciation of the gol'dern English language always seemed to crack me up.

Yes, a boner fide possum Queen. That could have been me!!!!!! I danced one mean funky chicken, and I couldn't have gotten a better song to dance to. I strutted my stuff, shook my booty and the crowd went wild as I kicked dirt like a chicken and pecked at the ground while flappin' my arms like spicy hot chicken wings and doing my best chicken plucking. All for naught!!! Done in by some pretty boy guy dressed in a cowboy suit. (Actually, Clay took me aside and told me since I wasn't a local that he had to give the crown of thorns to a local since the rest of them were local fellers and had been in the beauty contest for years). Alas, I was the new wench on the block....I lost. But I was a purdy loser. My hairy legs never looked better. Here is a link to Clay's Corner....I've got one of the T-shirts that says, Possum, the other other white meat, and we bought a few cans of possum meat, ya jes never knows when ya may need some food. I know there was over 500 folks at teh event I was in and I read that as many as 3,000 come for the more current possum drop activities. http://www.clayscorner.com/store.shtml

It gets worse Catherineli, in 2001 I was in a beauty contest down in Brasstown, North Carolina. I had a full face beard at the time and I dressed up like some hipster lady with a short skirt (and very hairy legs) and a sexy shirt on. My talent was to dance the funky chicken to Rod Stewart's "Do You Think I'm Sexy". The crowd loved my dancing but I lost out to some pretty boy guy who REALLY looked like a woman without teh fqacial hair. Oh well, nobody ever said life was fair. The beauty contest was part of a New Year's Eve celebration at Clay's Corner gas station and small country store, there in Brasstown. Clay Logan is crazy for anything opossum. He sells all kind of possum stuff in his store. In New York they have a huge glittery ball drop at the stroke of midnight for New Year's Eve....in Clay's Corner, they slowly lower down a possum in a plexiglas cage as everyone counts down to midnight. The whole evening was a real hoot. Finally as they are letting the possum down to the ground and everyone was counting down...the rope got stuck and they had to stop the countdown until some feller got the knot out of the rope, letting the countdown begin again and the possum being let go to run away into the woods.

Okay okay, so I'll admit to a fetish for pulling on a very short silk skirt over my hairy legs, stepping into a tall pair of python boots, stuffing a couple of rolls of Mr. Whipple's favorite squeezable toilet paper under my tight shirt and living a second life as an airline stewardess. We all have our crosses to bear !!!! In 2005 I was voted "Most Ugly Stewardess in America" and then in 2006 I was voted "Miss Most Hairy Legs". I have to hide those awards from the lil' rabbit but by gum and by God I cherish them. I have pretty much grown out of my stewardess stage nowadays. It was a lot of fun walking around for 14 hours on New York to Beijing flights, handing out food trays, extra pillows, blankets, all with a frozen smile on my face that made my facial muscles feel like they needed an enema. No sir, I have changed my ways from those days in the air being asked by first class businessmen with wickedly leering smiles as they tried to run their slimy hands across my hairy legs or they snuck squeezes on my Mr. Whipple's Charmin toilet paper rolls...."Honey, you are so exotic and so hairy...are you from Belarus or Kazakhstan?" No, all of that is behind me...now I am embarking on a new career, I want to be a hoochi koochi dancer in a traveling circus.

If you want to be a stewardess then GO FOR IT. You can be anything you desire.

Slow down thar sheriff, no need for you to get a saddle burr here. A varmit like me was neither arguing with you, nor trying to tarnish your silver star. You made a blanket statement about transcripts, I filled in the blanks on why we, apparently, "used" to talk about, and advise for the use of transcripts. Simple, and it wasn't even an opinion on my part, it was a well known Guangzhou fact. I agree with you, in this particular petitioners situation, Ksenia ain't gonna need no stinkin' transcripts. The kind folk in Guangzhou will go straight to the co-sponsor's financial info. Good luck and happy trails to you and your husband, Ksenia.

Expedite the returns being completed and sent back to me so that I have them for our visa interview on Nov. 16. I know I can file individually with the IRS, but then I'll most likely have to wait 6 weeks for the returns to be processed, right?...Or do I just need to file and then bring those forms?? Without needing some reply or tax transcript from the IRS??? (so hopeful right now) I emailed a tax preparer about doing them for me and getting the tax transcripts in two weeks, and he quoted me $1550 Again - just fill out the returns and COPY them - you're done! Oh, yeah - you can also MAIL them while you're at it. The transcripts are COMPLETELY unnecessary (we and other web sites have WAY oversold the benefit of ordering those over simply submitting copies of your return). If you need a tax preparer, yes, it may take a day or two (or three), but I wouldn't expect they're very busy this time of year. The purpose of the I-864 is NOT to prove that you've paid your taxes, but to DOCUMENT your income. Maybe transcripts aren't needed anymore, these days, but Guangzhou didn't always just rely on whatever you made up (or not) and sent in to Guangzhou as a "copy" of your tax return to the IRS. We who followed what was being handed out as blue slips saw the increase in Guangzhou demanding PROOF of a person tax returns, and handing out blue slips asking for the transcripts. There was a damn good reason to advise getting transcripts. Maybe the State Department in Guangzhou has gotten to where it no longer cares what, if anything, is sent in to them, or maybe they are imitating the higher up form of our federal government in America and just letting anyone pass their "interview" to come to the land of the $100 bills growing on trees, but there used to be a very good reason for getting transcripts...your ass was going to (potentially) be stuck in administration review for 3 to 6 months if you didn't have transcripts.

In our case I tried a k-1 visa which after a bit over 2 years of waiting got denied. I went to China and married the girl. It was very easy to get the "non-married" or "single" certificate in China at our local US consulate office. I took in copies of my two divorces to the consulate, swore that I was single and I got the non-married certificate. No problem at all....much easier than doing it in America. In 2006 through 2011 we really had no option for our women to get visitor visas for our girlfriends or wives to come to America. If you can get her a visitors visa these days then fly her over here after you make the first visit to see her in China. Let her see for herself (and I am very serious here) that the streets in America are NOT paved in gold, and that one hundred dollar bills DO NOT grow on our trees here. Plus, she'll get to see where you intend for her to live. My advice...get married in China then make a CR-1 application for her. CR-1 applications are for people that have been married less than 2 years when they go to their interview. IR-1 applications are for people that are married two years or more. Your wife will get a 10 year green card if she has been married to you 2 years or more when she enters America on her CR-1 or IR-1 visa. If you have been married less than 2 years when your wife enters America on her CR-1 visa then she will get a 2 year green card which will have to have another application to turn it into a 10 year green card after she has been in America for 1 year and 9 months. We delayed the timing of my wife's interview so that her CR-1 application ensured that we would be married more than 2 years when she entered America; giving her a 10 year green card with no more dealing with the gol'damn American government for almost 10 years.. Good luck with your decision and with the process. I hope your lady gets to come visit America before you make an application for her. America is not the Nirvana that many Chinese folks dream that it is.

I've liked most of Serpent's stuff...these two vids...they were just a self absorbed serpent swallowin' it's tail. Boring and way short of "awesome". Maybe he needs to leave China for awhile and get a new perspective...if these two videos were the first ones I had ever seen of him....I'd never have seen anymore. His buddy, Milk cow or whatever his name is, is surpassing the ol' face rubbing South African's in content. Instead of his cuttin' down his Chinese hosts, I think Serpent needs to show some scantily clad Chinese dancing girls to liven up his long in the tooth videos.