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The Amurican public needs to know...are those tasers, or vibrators those space men from outer space are holdin' in their left hands ?

"or was it a example stereotyping or perhaps a racism video?" Are you kiddin' me? Has our society progressed so far down the toilet, with some folks having drunk so much of the propaganda kool-aid that they have lost all sense of which direction is up...or down, much less a joke? My answer to the question of what I think is simply.....A person would HAVE to be lookin' for trouble to call that video stereotyping or perhaps a racism video. My advice, stop drinkin' the propaganda kool-aid, it will put you so far out in left field that you'll miss the game, as well as make one lose their sense of humor.

Scratch...scratch...scratch....I jes took another look at my wife...hell, I even asked her..."Girl, are you ugly?" Maybe my wife ain't Chinese. I have looked at her every way I can, even upside down....I don't see no ugly girl. And I'm picky !!! Douggie, did you marry an ugly girl? How about the rest of you guys out there...did YOU marry an ugly Chinese girl? Be HONEST, YAWL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I may be a dirt clod from the hollar but I didn't marry no ugly Chinese girl. Who comes up with stupid bullshit like this?

Oh my Gawd, I stayed in a classier lookin' whore house hotel outside Huntsville, Ala-galdamn Bama when I went down to see Mick. And they had better pitchers on the wall, Imma here to tells ya. And that Mick, shucks, he sent over his Rolls to pick me up...what was that Doc, a 1956 silver cloud, back when they still had single headlights on each side of that huge radiator....a really classy lookin' car with that unreal black with silver inlaid paint job. WhooWee mister!! Tha-dump

I really blew it by not having someone making a video as I destroyed that tower, Warren. All of the youtube videos I have seen with computer murders are good but they don't have the sustained fury and raw violence towards thin aluminum shells and computer guts as my video could have had. It could have been a masterpiece and had tens of millions of views. What ugly Chinese wimmin? I don't believe I have ever seen an ugly Chinese woman. Chinese women have this incredible exotic (for lack of a better word) beauty that I have trouble even explaining. So, I stopped tryin' to describe it and just breathe it in each day....................................................like a 21 year old in heat. May I forever be inspired by the timeless beauty behind a Chinese woman's smiles, and her laughter.

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So glad you asked me that question, Larry. I have no clue how I get anything on a computer to work. I have murdered two computers in my time...horrible tragic endings for both of them, one punched repeatedly until it stopped breathing and the other, stomped to death, thrown on a driveway as hard as I could throw it, then stomped some more with me jumping from a tall chair I placed beside the computer with the sole purpose of allowing me to jump off of it with the full on weight of my body landing on the heels of my feet as I repeatedly jumped from the chair onto the computer with maximum impact and damage. All the while, I loudly cursed the damned computer at the top of my lungs until all of the birds in the neighborhood had flown away as one single flock, all of the dogs in said neighborhood were howling, and any humans brave enough to do so were peekin' out from behind their curtains to see what I was doing. I kid you not, I literally stomped that tower computer almost completely flat. I tell you this story only because, quite possibly my computer allows me to copy and paste videos OUT OF FEAR FOR IT'S LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If I had only made a video of me savagely destroyin' my tower computer I could probably be a YouTube star. I have seen a few of the videos of whimps who beat up their computers that are posted on YouTube these days. They are cub scouts compared to what I did. I murdered my computer the way Joe Peschi kicked that guy in the bar in Good Fellows...WITH PSYCHOPATHIC VENGEANCE !!! I still want to stomp that computer tower ...and it has been 15 years since I murdered that no good f'ing bastard. My advice to you Larry....BEAT YOUR COMPUTER TO DEATH AND HAVE YORE WIFE VIDEO TAPE IT. If you are savage enough you can become an internet sensation on YouTube...probably get enough money to buy a new computer, too. Now then boys and girls, anyone else have a computer question for the nice, sweet, calm, cool, and collected computer guru, Rawknee ?

Now class, the first rule of life is like this rat cheer....

Neither one of us heathens are fans of Moon cakes...around cheer we eat moon pies...and we drink RC colas instead of beer to wash down the moon pies and shout gambe with.

Oh come on Randal, you mean those solders aren't from Chinartucky's elite special forces, black ops, Ranger, MACV SOG, LRRP, SEAL team six-san, Marine commando commode squad ?????????????

I'm teachin' lil' rabbit the proper American mooning procedure for moon festival. This evening I dropped trou and stuck my "moon" tightly up against the kitchen window from outside to demonstrate for her the moon position called the "pressed ham". We are really enjoyin' the moon festival. Don't need no stinkin' cakes, either....well "beef cakes", perhaps. I reckon if I lived in China the officials would jest have to shoot me, I am not at all about behaving myself.

Check out those high heeled boots they are wearing in the top photo. Gee willerkers Wally, the grunts didn't get to wear high heeled combat boots or wear red lipstick back in the 60's like these fellas.

Jake, I kin see now, Unca Sam is gonna have to ask the Chinartuckians for a loan to buy bombs and fuel for the planes, and aircraft carriers, and jest start WWIII so we kin git rid of ALL them commie sumbitches oncet and for all !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I gotta wonder though....when China buys our phony baloney T bills, etc. or loans us money, do we have to give them a business plan on what we propose to do with the money, like my wife and I had to give our bank, last week, when we took out a loan to make some investments? I can only imagine the laundry list of what we'd need and plan to do with THEIR money should they give us a loan. A) Two Billion Gallons of aircraft carrier fuel so we can roam the South China Sea freely to intercept any Chinese or Russian shipping at will B) Aviation fuel and smart bombs for attack fighters C) One trillion USD for PTSD treatment for any surviving US troops and civilians of nuclear holocost ...and the list goes on

Now Winston, any time a fella says 17 times in a 20 minute video, "I'm not upset, I've got thick skin, this only gives me a chuckle"... THEY ARE UPSET !!! Chill out and get the lil' lady to give you a happy ending massage, son. And don't be tellin' us anymore than the 3 times you already have.... "I'm not going anywhere, I'm gonna stay in China and do what I have been doing"....we all know what that means. If you wanna keep being the star in Chinartucky, then pucker up buttercup, kiss some butt and stop with the glass heart and white monkey stuff. It's China's restaurant, their rules only !!! Nuttin' like seein' a man have a hissy fit...did he forget he was in China? You get along by going along.

Heck, everybody uses our freedoms against us. Look at 9 one one...and we're letting at least 10,000 folks in completely un-vetted now. A few movies ain't gonna hurt us anymore than what we already allow to happen to us. I saw the preview to the wall movie and seemed really interesting until we saw that it was some freaklin' dumassed monster movie. Yimou should have stuck with Hero movies. My lawn chair? That lawn chair will be moving to Fushun in December if the wrong person gets elected. I don't think the Japanese are coming anyhow as it is China's turn to play king for a day.

Trigg, my whole reason for volunteering to join the Army, volunteer to go to flight school, and then volunteer to go to Nam was with the single minded idea to get grunts to aid stations, resupply them and pull them out of jams. Nothing heroic or anything needing to get a piece of tin pinned on my chest over, it is just the reason I joined and the job I chose to do. I don't know of a chopper pilot who didn't think of the grunts as the most precious people on the earth. The ones that wimped out when the shit hit the fan were soon flying brass in the rear with those dumbassed looking shiny choppers that didn't have any dried up blood and suspicious chunks of meat laying in the back of them. To me the job was whatever the grunts needed. I wasn't in fucking Vietnam for Robert McNamara's ideology, or to stop the spread of communism, or to fight for people at home to have rights to piss on flags, or the right to sit through the National Anthem at a stupid football game....there were much more important matters at hand (to me) in Vietnam....the grunts. One goal, one purpose. Youse guys were the best !! The rest of us were just supporting you.

Great story Carl. My ex-wife and Wenyan are and have been friends. When the two of them are in the same room they are usually laughin' at me. I know my ass is gettin' kicked when I am in the same county as those two....but it is hilarious....I don't give a shit who gets laughed at, let's jest laugh...I always say.

This sounds a lil' bit like the outcry when the Japanese was buying up all of the land, and businesses in America back in whatever year it was (I was stoned through those years I think). My Gawd, people were jumpin' out of winders in New York City and Time magazine and the Washington Post were all crying the fucking end is near !!!. It was a real calamity, the country was covered by Japanese tourists as their wing wang was stronger than our peso and those flocking hordes of pesky Japanese with all of their money were gonna pay TOP DOLLAR to buy us out, lock stock, and cracker barrel and we'd lose our country. Why, hit was so bad, I am here to honestly testify...even I thought about taking more drugs ( you know, to ease the pain). Thing was, at that time I was already eating 10 to 12 Quaalude 714's a day (enough to kill a freakin' horse)...I went out and bought an illegal "automatic" M-16 and sat on my porch eatin' 714's and saying, "come on ya sunsabitches, I'll send ya to the lowering sun if you try and give me top dollar for my house (I wanted to sell at a huge discount and lose my ass like all of my neighbors were) !!!!" Now, my memory ain't what it should be from all them 714's, pot, coke, excessive sex with many questionable wimmin of whom I know not their names, so, I must axe yawl the question....where the hell are those gal'damn Japanese who were gonna buy Uncle Sammy out AND rule the stinkin' world ? WARE the hell are they now ???? I'm sittin' in my lawn chair inside my rusted out '52 DeSoto, on it's blocks in my front yard, and I've got my shotgun in one hand and a copy of Gideon's Bible (that I stole from a HollarDay Inn back in 1972) in the other hand...whare the hell are them Japanese that are supposed to rule the world???? Oh wait !!! Someone who wasn't stoned at the time told me they had their own "depression" or whatever the hell them Wall Street shysters call it and they went broke...like us...and they sold a lot of that crap they bought from us at less than what WE had it on the market for. Sorta like magic ain't it...maybe God IS on our side. Or is it just the simple fact that "what goes up, must come down, spinning wheel got to go round" (as David Clayton Thomas so aptly sang it with Blood, Sweat, and Tears)? Does anyone REALLY think the Chinese are more immune to the laws of financial abundance and the inevitable collapse from rising too fast with stupid politicians at the controls like we here in America have done to ourselves, and even the powerful Japanese did to themselves? All ya gotta do is look at what we did to ourselves (and still are), and look at where the hell the Japanese (that were gonna buy up all of America) are today.

Hot damn buddy, if you want to repel down a string for ol' times sake, we'll accommodate ya. Otherwise, I'll happily deliver you to the ground to place you within a rotor disc of their doorstep....My pleasure, nothin' but the best, for the best of the best. SOG WAS the best of the best. Good luck with the wife showing them she is still alive. Great to see ya around these parts again, hope all is well with ya..

Tell ya what, I'm just on my way out the door with Chairman Moe's daughter, we're headin' out on a 5 hour trip to some place called Port Clinton, Ohio. They are having an airshow there this weekend. I don't give a hoot about fixed wing planes and I'm only going all that way from Pennsyltucky because....they are giving rides in Huey's for $75 a wop wop. I'm taking a pitch pull tube, with an AK hole in it, from the first slick I got shot down flying in. Gonna try and use it to bribe the pilot into letting me fly on my 15 minute joy ride....I'll hijack the bird and come pick you and the missus up and fly you the 700 miles to wherever. It's the least I can do for a SOG feller.

My Gawd man !!! It's TRIGG !!!! I asked my wife about this, Trigg. She is not a US citizen so she goes over to the PSB in her Chinese city to show her pretty lil' behind (needs to do it again in a couple of months) and this keeps her retirement money being deposited in her bank account over in China. She says your wife can do the same (show up in China), or better yet, go to a Chinese embassy/consulate in America and show her face and passport/credentials there to prove she is still alive and kickin' butts. Damn good to see your avatar and sense of humor again. Take care and good luck. Many is the time I have wished I'd have happened to come onto Candle earlier and gotten to know ya back in the day...sit on a veranda and shoot the shit about "summer vacations" and laugh at life.

Got an hour to pick yer nose, and scratch those pesky Klingons circling Uranus? Then watch this Tesla on autopilot. I think 2Mikes in Hawaii bought two Tesla Model S cars, probably has changed them to this model X by now, if I know him. They can do 180 mph top end and will pretty much outrun most cars off the line, that aren't another Tesla. Only set ya back a measly $71,000 to $109,000 for the Model S, and you can get gull-wing rear doors and auto-pilot on the, new, Model X which prices out from a low chump change price tag between $80,000 to $115,000. In order to stop the Arctic ice from melting, stop the rising ocean levels that will take out NYC, and quite possibly give Tenner-bamma some cooler weather everybody should have two or three Tesla's in their driveway or elevator parking lot.

Hilarious !!! This guy was smokin' too much bad "boo" in Amsterdam coffee shops and it has rotted his brain. Barefoot and stupid looking in a Chinese airport...not good. Wenyan showed me this the other day and we laughed for 10 minutes. That guy would have been better off to go visit Tommy Chong....but then again, those Chinese gals....oh so alluring. I'm shore the lil' miss would have been captivated by Handsome Ransom if she hadn't have had the black eyes and bruised face of cosmetic surgery when he was camping out in the airport bathroom. Oh yeah, see all of those noodle boxes under his seat? Wenyan said he arrived with no money and airport workers and cops gave him food and drink. He literally arrived and expected this Chinese woman to come get him and put him up. I laughed even harder when she told me that. Handsome Ransom was gonna try and sponge off of this Chinese woman for who knows how long. Now, THAT is funny. Here is a guy who literally has shit fer brains. He looses 10 IQ points every time he pinches a loaf.

We saw the trailer last night at our local yokel theater where the popcorn is good and the coke is pepsi. Being a fan of Zhang Yimou movies, and knowing that Quentin Tarrantino loves his work so much as to mention his name often, and even take the time to introduce some of his movies on DVD....we'll be there. In the theater with it's big woofers and Dolby-87 or whatever is the current DOlby these dayz....the movie looked and sounded pretty dang gud. I liked what we saw last night too....Mat Demon in his current Jason Borne movie. I liked the crash scenes and the bad guys were gud enough for me to give the movie a Hustler movie rating of "3/4 of an erection". Sittin' right beside of me the whole time, Madam Nhu said the action scenes were too quick for her to follow and she only gave it a "flaccid penis" rating. Oh well, there you have our movie revue from the purple mountain majesty of the rural south central Pennsyltuckly mountains where our amber waves of grain bend oh so softly in the gentle breeze.

Hey, that tasty lookin' mutt hung on his skewer looks like the dog I'd most love to poop on...Triumph the Insult Dog