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What I expect from a man? Emotionally stable. No alcoholic, no drugs. Boy, don't lose your salary in Lost Wages! Decent education. Decent house. Don't expect me to be an American woman though I talk like one of them. I'm Chinese in the bone. I'll wash your panties everyday unless you don't wear any

Guys have their own language: no Chinese, no English. They exchanged sensual movie DVD's, talked about Viagra. I usually pretended not to hear or see.

We had our own interpretation for English words:MBA: Married But Available Knock-knock girl: hooker RMB: Return Money to Bank Ren Min Lu: Money Road cuz Ren Min Bi is Chinese money When I was in Chong Qing, at a dinner table, I ate a lot of zhu sheng (a kind of food from bamboo, the color is white), all the English-speaking guys and Chinese operators laughed at me and I didn't know why. Later I was told zhu sheng is good for man, to make a man strong sexually. Now you know why I'm like one of the guys.

I worked in ZhongShan from 1993 to 1994, and I still spend my vacations there. A nice place to live and I feel more comfortable and relaxed living there. ZhongShan seems no job opportunity for me -- they pay peanuts. Oh, Charles, if you live in China, I'm sure I'll stand by your wife side fighting away any woman who tries to grab you.

I used to tease the guys I interpreted for "You can check in a knock-knock hotel, waiting for the knock-knock girls to knock at your door. Prepare some cash. No money no honey! Vacuum yourself with condom from head to feet!" Now you guys know where I have learnt so many rough words in a 2nd language. When I asked the guy I interpreted for "How are you?", before his vacation, the answer was "Terrible." after his vacation, the answer was "Excellent!"

In 2004, my neighbor is a foreigner. He got his computer and wallet, passport stolen at his home at night when he was sleeping. His door, lock were not broken. The police believe it's some hooker he brought has made a copy of his key. I used to be an interpreter for some technical guys (married men) travelling around China. Hookers called their room number in the hotel. I told them:"I don't care you fuck around. If you get caught by the police, you will be in BIG trouble." One guy was very experienced:"Just give the police some money. Ni Xin Ku Le. You go, you go!"

Hey, Mike. We can choose any star hotel, you walk slowly out of the lobby, your wife and I just watch at a distance of 20 meters away, I'm sure there'll be two hookers approaching you. Or you go to a cafe shop or a bar, your wife and I just stay at distance of 20 meters. Let's see what happens. We bet for $100. Charles, your wife will come to Guangzhou for visa interview. If you accompany your wife in Guangzhou, we can try the way I mentioned above, but I think your wife will hate the bad idea Conditions: If you are white, black or yellow, hookers will approach you. If you look like King Kong or ET, hookers may hesitate.

花生焖猪脚. They'll cook them like pig feet, with peanut kernels.

I will not bring an American man to live in China permanently though I can handle his visa very easily and I feel comfortable staying in Guangzhou. 1. Whenever a man of a different color, race is walking down the street, hookers always run after him. You'd be very busy to spend the rest of your life driving away hookers from him. 2. Men are men. The temptation is too much in China. I've seen two gals at CFL, the marriage ended in disaster after the wife brought the husband to China. 3. If you are not as pretty as Miss Hong Kong or Miss Asia, it's a bad idea to date any foreigner (poor or rich) in China. You will always see young pretty women who try to approach your man. Gals, don't waste your time or life.

Interesting, but not a strange thing in the country. In some villages in ShunDe, Nanhai, Guangdong province, the outhouse is built on the fish pond. Everything goes to the fish pond for fish food. I'm still asked by my friend at a dinner table why I don't like fish

If cats and dogs brush their teeth after meal, as we do, I would also kiss them. Oh, wait, in 1970s and 1980s in the mountain areas in JiangXi, our dogs ate kid's poo. A small kid could poo anywhere then called the dog come to eat it: Economy and environmental!!!!!!

I believe man and woman attracts each other for a certain reason. With or without language barrier, compatibility is still very important. Some couples have endless fightings, some couples almost have nothing to fight for.

Paula, be happy that you can be a great help to your husband. Think it a blessing you handle the language well. We don't know how people struggled when they wanted to express something but could not due to language barrier. Someone visited his sister in the US for a couple of months and he told me he felt handicapped in the US that he didn't understand a single word of English, waiting for his sister to take him anywhere he wanted to go.

Not sure which province your sister in law is in. In Guangzhou, just go to the court and they'll tell her to put an add on Sheng Ping Bao (a newspaper) and wait for a few months. Then the court will issue a divorce decree to her.

Just how cute it is when she gave you a bag of "peanuts" and pronounced it "penis"! When two persons have language barrier, they are more tolerant. Sam and I were always separated by a common language. We fought only for a few English words or one English sentence. Without language barrier, you have very sharp tongue. He was very defensive, and when he was defensive, I over reacted, so fighting or cold war began. So we stopped talking 6 months ago. A friend of mine is dating someone a bit like Sam, but they get along well. This lady is more tolerant, less sensitive than I have been. Without language barrier, you think you have all the fish in the sea and you have higher expectation so you are more demanding than the ladies who don't communicate well in language.

I never thought American men would keep a cat for a concubine. Anyway, the situation seems better than keeping a human concubine

As a kid, I took care of our precious buffalos who plowed the fields which fed hungry mouths. Buffalos like cabbages. I wrapped peppers with the green leaves of cabbages and fed it to the buffalo. I saw tears came to the eyes of the buffalos and thought it's fun. I just took two Cantonese friends to a HuNan Restaurant (xiang cai guan) and it reminded me how I had abused the buffalos.

Cooked chicken, flying chicken or the chicken walking on the streets?

Where was your human mat?

I tried to use Michael Jackson's pictures to scare away the dogs in the neighborhood who barked at me . By the way, how it tasted when you kissed a cat? My cat always crawled to my bed when I was a kid but I never kissed him.

I just ask my daughter to pull the white hair off my head . If any of you meet me in person, please compliment "Eunice, I like your hair" though I'm getting bald

Ya, you are the monkey, and ËýÊÇË£ºïµÄta shi shua hou de (she is the monkey player in the circus )

I also got confused with British English and American English. We call an apartment a flat and I was told in California they also call an apartment a flat but only after earthquake , in this case we call it "double flat". Why a phone is engaged? cuz one phone gave another phone a ring . How to get a rest in a restroom? English is really a confusing language.

Lots of Chinese women got friends to post her profile cuz she is not quite good at computer or have language barrier. Her friend may try to use her profile to fix other women with other guys.

Her enemy may have tried to destroy her relationship with you. Logically the enemy would tell you things that existed. The enemy didn't tend to invent or create things otherwise she'd get slapped.