RobertH

I like Ice Tea.......... When we visit China there are 1 billion people drinking hot tea and one guy bitching that them putting 1 ice cube in my glass dose not Ice tea make! The I shut up and go buy a bottle of Milk tea (YUM)

Don't get it...

Her price was to high! I started to tell her it was cheaper at the AMP down the road.... then I got smart and shut up....

well wife had her first car accident today she was sitting at a traffic light and took her foot off the brake and rolled forward into the car in front of her. No damage to either car The guy she hits pulls into a parking lot gets out of the car and demands drivers license and insurance card or she can give him a happy ending and the whole thing goes away. I kinda hope she goes for the happy ending.... I guess I'll find our when we get home......... Yeah it was me dingy hit, rolled right into the back of my van. No damage but I have something to tease her about for a long long time. Robert

How about the Pro's and con's of Marriage vrs Short term rentals.... .... Dont let the wife see this or it's for me.

Hui asked me if I was going to go buy some WEDGEtables for dinner. I just giggled like Butthead and said Sure no problems weird lady. After 5 years she still speaks 60% English 40% of what I call HuiLish. I correct her English often but not to much I do sotra miss the days when only I knew what the hell she was saying.

Lol...... Great! better then what I 1st thought...... "My wife passed." I thought she died..... glad it was the better of the 2.

Ok I'll go 1st. Does your wife ever follow you into the bathroom when you go to take a poop because she wants to talk to you? MINE DOSE!

Change yer name, ya will fit in better.. Story of love sounds to mushy for this crowd.... Oh yeah and Welcome!

Dog survived Wife said she only put out the chicken because she did not have time to make soup for her mom yet. Not mad at dog anymore but we did have a fight over who had to dig the chicken out of the litter box...... Advantage of having my son living with us... He did it...

My dog Angel stole the piece of fried chicken my wife put in the small shrine she made to honor her mom. Then she buried it in the cat litter box. So no need for TV at my house today just sit back and watch the fun

Yeah that's the area

Rosemead is 10 miles or so east of downtown LA.

Saw something that made me laugh. We stay in a "Chinese" hotel in Rosemead when we go to get goods for our business. It's owned by Chinese people and 100% of the people staying there are Chinese unless I show up then there goes the neighborhood as they say. This hotel is no palace to stay at the beds are "Chinese style" meaning rocks aspire to someday be as hard as these mattress's, the shower heads are for people 5' 5" or less I'm serious the shower head is 5'5" from the tub floor so ya gots to bend over to wash yer hair. The reason why we stay in this hotel it is cheap and close to China errrr I mean Rosemead errr I mean China no wait it's Rosemead. For those of you who have never been to Rosemead it is 99.95% Chinese business as far as the eye can see for 3 miles or so on Garvey one of the main streets all the signs are in Chinese with smaller English characters for round eyes like me. So it has a very back in China feel with out all the crazy taxi drivers feel to it. Great restaurants Super cheap massage parlors no not the HAPPY ENDINGS" types..... least not that I have been able to find yet... only 15.00 for a hour massage. And tons of Chinese herb shops and doctors that my wife loves to go to. But back to my original reason for posting about staying at this hotel making me laugh. As I mentioned the hotel is cheap only $93.00 including taxes for 2 nights when I stay there. So about $39.00 or so a night. Well when I stay there I am pulling a 22 foot trailer behind a Chevy Express van. so I'm pushing about 32-35 feet long for the whole shebang. I can sometimes park across 4-5 spaces and get out of peoples way. This time the lot was crowded so I had to drop the trailer. As I'm driving threw the lot I start to take notice of the cars parked in it........ Ok get this I counted 5-6 high end Honda's or Toyota's, 4 newer BMW's, 3 Mercedes, a Porsche but the KING of the lot was a new Maserati. I guess they are all staying at the low budget hotel so they can make their car payments.......... Needless to say the open spot for the trailer was next to the Maserati...... But being the ACE trailer jockey I am I got it in 1st try with 5 inches to spare on each side.... So maybe we got it wrong thinking a mans home is his castle when it's his car that makes him a King! Robert

>SOB<

Thanks for the post took care of a few I had in a drawer.

Hello Dan you here?

Hey got a quick question a friend of my wife's brother used our address on his green card application and everything was fine until they mailed the green card to my house and since I forgot to add him to the list of people living here on the mail box they did not deliver the card. What do we need to do? I added him to the mail list now so it will come if they resend it. question is how do we have them resend it?

Oh yes the results....... Still a fat ass... Did not work. Told her make me some more and we go tthe same deal as last time...

My wife gave me that same hug when we went to Mexico and I told her I was gonna leave her there (I was holding her Passport,,, )

Uggg the wife wants me to lose a few pounds so she went to the Chinese drug store and came back with a bag of stuff she boiled for 2 hours and then poured in to my favorite ice tea container and put it in the fridge. Well now comes the part where I'm suppose to drink this stuff. Well it's.......it's .......BLACK AND SMELLS LIKE THE LAST TIME I HOSED OUT MY LAWNMOWER DECK! And there's a whole gallon of it! The taste can be best described as if you managed to some how eat a whole high school wood shop. Yep the whole class room right down to the dirty mop water and the gum stuck under the desks. Well I stared at the glass full of swamp water and made the joke to my wife if I drink this and live I get some extra Tiny Hiney for each glass I drink. She laughed and said OK..... I drank 2 glasses yesterday and one this morning...! At this rate if I lose weight who know if it's from the drink or all the extra 105 pound China doll curls I been doing... Robert

If a retard like me can do it solo so can you. Just print out each form pin it to the wall. After you have all the forms printed out take them down one at a time and fill them out. system worked for me made me check each form 3,4,5 times over then send them off. lawyer is only needed by someone who dose not break it down it to small steps so you dont feel overwhelmed.

Man I miss the easy wake up and walk out the door for a bowl of noodles or some other quick real food.......

Sadly our time in China has come to a end. In 12 hours we start back to the good old USA. Had a nice trip other then the shits for 2 days everything was just peachy. I will miss drinks for under a dollar and street food. May not be gone for to long though, wife said I should return to Shenzhen by myself in January to do more buying for our business. Ok by me I like Shenzhen and in January I should sweat less to...lol. Man one thing I'm dreading is the damn Arizona Summer. We left when it was just HOT!!! Now we jump back in after a month when it has gone up to EFF ME IN THE ASS HOT! It's OK at least it's a dry 116 heat.................. We see you all in a few days unless we land at the same airport as Flight 370 and if that's the case you can all say you knew someone one that new missing plane..... Robert

I think i can take them carry on but not totally sure.