Pete too funny...lol Here is a recipe I did when I was living in a college dorm, many, many years ago. 1 Mr. Coffee Maker 1 can of your favorite can food, (Campbell's soup, Franco American Chef Boy Ardee) Tap water Place can in the Mr Coffee Canistar. Fill Mr. Coffee Machine with water. Turn coffee maker on Let can simmer in the hot water for approx 15 to 20 minutes Carefully remove can from canistar and open, (hopefully you have a can opener) Serve hot Buon Apetito