rogerluli Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 http://www.china.org.cn/travel/news/2008-1...nt_16734602.htm A hotel employee demonstrates possible uses for some of the "equipment" found in rooms at a newly opened adult hotel in Nanning... http://i37.tinypic.com/2pphhtk.jpg Link to comment
Mike62356 Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 http://www.china.org.cn/travel/news/2008-1...nt_16734602.htm A hotel employee demonstrates possible uses for some of the "equipment" found in rooms at a newly opened adult hotel in Nanning... http://i37.tinypic.com/2pphhtk.jpgNo no no, Tsap is going to use a terlit seat not straps Link to comment
Urkidding Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 http://www.china.org.cn/travel/news/2008-1...nt_16734602.htm A hotel employee demonstrates possible uses for some of the "equipment" found in rooms at a newly opened adult hotel in Nanning... http://i37.tinypic.com/2pphhtk.jpgNo no no, Tsap is going to use a terlit seat not straps Comon¡¯ guys¡ get with the program Those aren't straps.... They¡¯re Bungee Cords! Link to comment
IllinoisDave Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 http://i37.tinypic.com/2pphhtk.jpgThat's therapeutic equipment for back pain correct? Link to comment
Urkidding Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 http://i37.tinypic.com/2pphhtk.jpgThat's therapeutic equipment for back pain correct? A Houdini in training ! Link to comment
shaffej7070 Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 I can certainly think of a 100 more uses. Link to comment
tsap seui Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Unca cuzin' Roggie....Now THIS is the kinda threads we need here in the Middle Kingdom!!!!! The dadgum place was starting to sound like CNN with that Wolf Buzzard guy, what with all the death by milk and cell phone threads Alrighty now....the AIRPLANE POSISTION, and you simply lower her head to the pillows and you have the WHEELBARROW POSISTION. I like my terlet seat contraption...the lil' rabbit and I call it...TWIST N' SHOUT Although, when I was 20, various south Vietnamese and Cambodian gals blessed me with the gift of "spin sex", so, those people in Nanning didn't steal 'my' idear, shucks no. Looks like a trip to Nanning is in order for my wonderful wacky wabbit and I, in the future. By the time we get there to try this place on for size our "repertoire" will be needing some additional exotic...er...ah...posistions. When ya start off the very first night of the relationship talking your woman into sittin' in a terlet seat hangin' from the dang ceiling, you can betcha Bob...Ya gotta keep yer eyes open and come up with some NEW tricks from time to time...BUBBA!!!!! Neither one of us wants things gettin' stale in the ol' bedroom tsap seui Link to comment
rogerluli Posted November 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Unca cuzin' Roggie....Now THIS is the kinda threads we need here in the Middle Kingdom!!!!! The dadgum place was starting to sound like CNN with that Wolf Buzzard guy, what with all the death by milk and cell phone threads Alrighty now....the AIRPLANE POSISTION, and you simply lower her head to the pillows and you have the WHEELBARROW POSISTION. I like my terlet seat contraption...the lil' rabbit and I call it...TWIST N' SHOUT Although, when I was 20, various south Vietnamese and Cambodian gals blessed me with the gift of "spin sex", so, those people in Nanning didn't steal 'my' idear, shucks no. Looks like a trip to Nanning is in order for my wonderful wacky wabbit and I, in the future. By the time we get there to try this place on for size our "repertoire" will be needing some additional exotic...er...ah...posistions. When ya start off the very first night of the relationship talking your woman into sittin' in a terlet seat hangin' from the dang ceiling, you can betcha Bob...Ya gotta keep yer eyes open and come up with some NEW tricks from time to time...BUBBA!!!!! Neither one of us wants things gettin' stale in the ol' bedroom tsap seui Well being an old newspaper guy...I remembered that... SEX SELLS... Or was it...If It Bleeds, It Leads... Link to comment
georgeandli Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Put the two together and FRONT PAGE! Link to comment
Guest WenDylan Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 http://www.china.org.cn/travel/news/2008-1...nt_16734602.htm A hotel employee demonstrates possible uses for some of the "equipment" found in rooms at a newly opened adult hotel in Nanning... http://i37.tinypic.com/2pphhtk.jpgThat is a strange hotel uniform. Link to comment
warpedbored Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 http://www.china.org.cn/travel/news/2008-1...nt_16734602.htm A hotel employee demonstrates possible uses for some of the "equipment" found in rooms at a newly opened adult hotel in Nanning... http://i37.tinypic.com/2pphhtk.jpgThat is a strange hotel uniform.I wonder how long it will remain open. Link to comment
tsap seui Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 http://www.china.org.cn/travel/news/2008-1...nt_16734602.htm A hotel employee demonstrates possible uses for some of the "equipment" found in rooms at a newly opened adult hotel in Nanning... http://i37.tinypic.com/2pphhtk.jpgThat is a strange hotel uniform.I wonder how long it will remain open. I can see I am going to have to download this photo and find me a metal fabricator when I get to China. Those red "golden arches" are a must have for any imaginative bedroom!!! I see the hook in the center of the arches...HOT DAMN NO HAMMER DRILLING AND PUTTIN' TAPCONS IN CEILINGS!!! And that center hook for the terlet seat along with those hooks and straps shore open the doors to this ol' hillbilly's hankerin' for carnal knowledge...why shucks, there must be 50 ways for a couple to enjoy their sex life...right there underneath the arches. To hell with the hotel and that awful wallpaper, I'll just install the arches at home. tsap seui B) The photo is already sittin' in lil' Brer rabbit's computer. Uncle Remus and dat dadnabbit rabbit is gonna do dem sum fancy bunny hopping. Link to comment
Guest ShaQuaNew Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 I wonder how long it will remain open. If it is allowed to stay open, it would be a big change in the way the Chinese governments approach to sexually suggestive things. Maybe they have an agreement that only couples will be allowed? No "chicken" or "duck". Link to comment
pkfops Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Next thing you know they will say "Chairman Mao once stayed here." "Very Famous" Link to comment
Corbin Posted November 11, 2008 Report Share Posted November 11, 2008 Next thing you know they will say "Chairman Mao once stayed here." "Very Famous" In another life time he did........ Link to comment
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