pkfops Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Today we discussed the word "Dork" and it's meaning. It was interseting. Link to comment
warpedbored Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Uh oh Pete, you've gone and done it now. She'll be calling you a dork now for the rest of your life lol. Link to comment
lostinblue Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 She will call him dork in chinese and really confuse him Link to comment
esun41 Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 The key to this I have found is to only teach her the positive words, especially when the word pertains to you! Link to comment
griz326 Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 If you are going to teach your wife to call you a Dork, make sure you complete the lesson by teaching her that Dorks don't cook, clean, shop, mow, or do laundry...now she has a choice to make! HAHAHA I'll try to remember that sage advice!!! Link to comment
Robert S. Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 By that token I guess I'll have to teach my wife the word doofus. Link to comment
warpedbored Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Whatever any of you do, don't teach my wife what "dumbass" means. Link to comment
Robert S. Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 By that token I guess I'll have to teach my wife the word doofus. Whether you are a Doofus, Dork, Dewb, or Geek, Errrrr, (picks nose, adjusts back of pants) uhhh, ahhh, I'm not sure I know what a "Dewb" is ....... Link to comment
Smitty Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 By that token I guess I'll have to teach my wife the word doofus. Whether you are a Doofus, Dork, Dewb, or Geek, it should be the utmost priority to teach your wife that people that fall into these personality types are completely incapable of domestic chores, menial tasks, and repetative labors without screwing them up so badly that she would be much happier if she just left you out of it and did it herself. I think this might be a tougher lesson than it sounds like, but in any case, good luck with the teachings! Let us know how it turns out.... Sounds like Bill Cosbys advice, from "Fatherhood." Link to comment
IllinoisDave Posted March 24, 2008 Report Share Posted March 24, 2008 Whatever any of you do, don't teach my wife what "dumbass" means.My wife learned pretty quick what that means. It means every other driver besides me. Link to comment
ameriken Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 Whatever any of you do, don't teach my wife what "dumbass" means.My wife learned pretty quick what that means. It means every other driver besides me. Link to comment
Guest Tony n Terrific Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 On Monday I had a lunch date with a businees associate at noon. Earlier that morning we where chatting on together and I told my wife of my plans for the day. Tuesday she asked me how my "Nooner" went at lunch. I busted out laughing and slowly explained what a Nooner meant in English. God love em! Link to comment
Sebastian Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 On Monday I had a lunch date with a businees associate at noon. Earlier that morning we where chatting on together and I told my wife of my plans for the day. Tuesday she asked me how my "Nooner" went at lunch. I busted out laughing and slowly explained what a Nooner meant in English. God love em! You can remind her, in a world of 'fidelity in marriage', that 'nooners' are to be spent together with her ! Link to comment
Guest Tony n Terrific Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 On Monday I had a lunch date with a businees associate at noon. Earlier that morning we where chatting on together and I told my wife of my plans for the day. Tuesday she asked me how my "Nooner" went at lunch. I busted out laughing and slowly explained what a Nooner meant in English. God love em! You can remind her, in a world of 'fidelity in marriage', that 'nooners' are to be spent together with her !True. I am going to download for her the Western Classic movie "High Noon" today. Link to comment
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