tsap seui

Boy Howdy!!! Them Chinese is jest somethin' else ain't they? Gonna save the world from that awful virus that America inflicted upon the world in Wuhan, are they, really, now? Well, God Bless their lil' ol' hearts. Imma so 'cited, Lucy....we gonna be able to go outside and breathe oxygen once again...put yer clothes back on, sweetie pie, I'll go warm up the 62' Studebaker, so's we-uns can take a few victory laps around the estate. Harumph harumph

Well suh, as you well know and like my ol' daddy used to say it's likey this rat cheer, cuzin' Larry. A feller can show a coupla fatheads on minibikes where the water is, but that don't mean you can keep them from pissin' in it before they takes themselves a long cool drink. Know wudda mean? I truly enjoyed those guys for a long time here on CFL. They weren't flash in the pans by any means. But, alas, once again we see.....the elite do what they will do. You better give that beautiful sheep a dadgum break, Cowboy....it's startin' to smell something awful fierce...at least drag it a lil' farther away from the CFL clubhouse. Imma still pickin' petunias and not pushin' up daises jest yet. Been real busy workin', travelin', and playin' with my Asian goddess- owner. And the beat goes on.. humpah humpah Hope you are laughin' and happy, Larry. Randy's done a great job of keepin' the boat afloat, eh? Say, cuzin' beach bum, are ya still styling around in the hot rod Caddy? I'm tryin' to talk Wenyan into buyin' herself a C-8 Vette. LOL

Lord God Billy Bob.... Yesterday the last of my lil' rabbit's stash in Liaoning Province Fushun, China 113600 made it's way back (by wire transfer) to it's starting points in local banks here in Pennsyltucky, USA 11522 Now, I've said for years that I have sent by Western Union $50,000usd per year to China where my dear sexy wife, Madam Ho Chi Mamma, would deposit in various accounts through-out Fushun. The money of course.....was supposed to be her retirement money for once I'm gone to meet Lowell George in heaven. Wenyan wasn't ever going to become an American citizen. American citizenship has never been a priority in our relationship. For 15 years in a row now, I spent hours in my local Piggly Wiggly sending 50K----by Western Union's max of $7,400 or so at a pop---until I had sent the entire $50,000 for that year. What a labor of love that was. She saved every cent mind you....how Chinese I don't know who and what Wenyan used or how she did it. She studied it, she asked the questions, she made the plan, and she put it all together. It took many hours of planning and talking with her actors in China, but sittin' here in our crib in the rural mountains of Pennsyltucky the lady got out every dollar of her retirement fund that I had sent over for her. Oppps, she left 75 cents in one bank....she laughs but that is so out of character for her. Sorry I can't help with any more clarity than this on what she's done. I think Wenyan would tell you it takes, Accounts and Friends. tsap seui one lucky hombre

For many years I've laughed and said the phase and laughed about my belief that "China's leaders don't need a single bullet or bomb to take down America" China's leaders recent actions clearly shows the world EXACTLY how they would lead once in power. I was especially touched at their show of extreme 'compassion' for the humanity of the world as their actions run rampant among us.

Well suh, as you well know and like my ol' daddy used to say it's likey this rat cheer, cuzin' Larry. A feller can show a coupla fatheads on minibikes where the water is, but that don't mean you can keep them from pissin' in it before they takes themselves a long cool drink. Know wudda mean? I truly enjoyed those guys for a long time here on CFL. They weren't flash in the pans by any means. But, alas, once again we see.....the elite do what they will do. You better give that beautiful sheep a dadgum break, Cowboy....it's startin' to smell something awful fierce...at least drag it a lil' farther away from the CFL clubhouse. Imma still pickin' petunias and not pushin' up daises jest yet. Been real busy workin', travelin', and playin' with my Asian goddess- owner. And the beat goes on.. humpah humpah Hope you are laughin' and happy, Larry. Randy's done a great job of keepin' the boat afloat, eh?

How old is your son? Two phrases I would never ever put together in the same sentence: "A Chinese person giving money" and "no strings attached". DING DING DING...why, it's Post of the entire gal-dang Month Time here at ol' CFL. Well put, and how hilarious the truth is, Barfus. Yore prize winnin' post has won you 18 cans of Luck's Pinto Beans, a partially stuck together "gentlemen's" magazine from the 70's, and a used ticket stub to see "Plastic" Mao in his bed there on pleasant Tienanmen Square . WOW, you lucky dawg you. Thanks for the laughs. Seriously, you should get at least a couple of 1957 Mickey Mantle ballcards for that post.

In my second year of college I had this English professor who REALLY spoke my language. This cat was a Marine veteran and he looked and talked exactly like "Joe Friday"...short flat-top, very concise speaking, and to the point. Also, this guy was probably the only conservative professor on any college campus in America, back in 1970. Randy's title "Watch out for China" snapped my brain back in time to February 1970 when I saw the professor stand in class and tells us buncha hippies and hip-ites....."to hell with China!! We should let them know that while we are in Vietnam, if they don't like it then come on down to the party in Vietnam....It will be better to deal with China right now than it will be later in the future." Boyz, Imma here to tells ya.....he almost got booed out of his own class. I kept my mouth shut but inside I was cheering. And it wasn't long before I left that campus one morning and drove straight to the local recruiter's office in Olde Town Rockville, Md and walked into the Army recruiter's office and tol' him...."hey man, I wanna join the Army. I want to go to helicopter flight school, and I want to go to Vietnam and carry wounded grunts out of jungle hellholes and back to safety. ha-ha, I am probably one of the few hillbilly dirt clods who joined the Army that got EVERYTHING I ASKED THE RECRUITER FOR. Thank you, oh so much. Anybody seen my PTSD pills?

My ex-better half sells extinct road apples. She claims they are genuine extinct road apples from genuine extinct dinosaurs. With my curious nature I used to ask her which one she figured went extinct first? The road apples or the dinosaurs? I reckon the road apples went extinct just seconds before Barney the dinosaur and his mates bit the ancient dust of yesteryear. Elimination being Barney and Friends final acts. tsap seui chawin' on a delectable honey crisp apple with a handful of pecans on the side

Watchin' a good bit of them two ol' boyz on their mini-bike tour of Chinartucky has been really nice. And, their jibber jabber about China more and more made me think an awful lot of my ol' southern daddy, rest his soul. One of the many lessons Billy Wilson (my daddy) made sure I unnerstood was his lesson that starts out with the words, "When in Rome......" Did someone fergit to inform them two young pups that "THE COMMIES ARE LISTENIN" ? Oh well, I did hope the best for them once I saw them start flirting with dangerous talk about Chinartucky. I cringed a few times for them and thought, well sir, these two sod busters are talkin' themselves out of the good life in Chinar.I did really like their mini-bike videos. They were exciting in the city ridiing but I'd have to have a huge cow catcher on the front of my Harley to be able to handle the city traffic like them boyz did. They were good at that. Yawn, what day is it? This quarantine stuff is makin' my butt itch. It may be time for me to have a small chat with Mother Nature, then put on all of my PPE and go swing a leg over my 06' Springer softail and run some oxygen through her 103 lungs as we share her Harley song with the purple mountain majesty of these here rural Pennsyltucky mountains. Hot cha cha cha, one might say

Good luck yeti. In early 08' I bought a nice crib for my then, girlfriend, in Fushun. I sent $50,000 each year from 2007 up through 2018. Unfortunately my way of sending money (W/U) is no longer an option, and the child bride had me stop sending any mo' money to China in 2019. Randy is yer man for this. My feeble attempts were old school backwoods unsophisticated thinking at best. Funny thing....now my wife is gettin' all that money I sent over....wired back to her....here in the states. Without gettin' into specifics behind her reasons, something is bothering her a heckuva lot about her beloved homeland and all of a sudden, she is lookin' to pull everything out of bank accounts in Chinartucky, and even sell our nice home and her other properties over yonder. She's even talkin' 'bout takin' the test for citizenship (I'm really surprised at that). I scratch my butt, pick my nose a lil', take a few hits of mother nature's finest, and jest laugh at the action these days...for other than this f'in' virus shit Imma havin' the time of my entire life ...looks like you are too.

LOL....heck yeah, I'm okay, eseum, and thank you for high lightin' that fact. besides , I am a "schemer" not a "scammer" and I don't need no stinkin' bad juju followin' my tracks.

Shucks damn, .my lil' child bride and I both wear 3M N-95 masks when we go out into any sort of "public". And yes, I'll admit, I have worn my 3M N-95 mask into a drug store and only purchased a single box of condoms....and this was yesterday afternoon. There, I've said it...God Bless me, I have finally gotten this offa my damn chest and can stand tall and American proud once again. Ya know, I don't rightly know what I was thinkin' when I put on that thar 3M N-95 mask for the first time......OH WAIT!!! I freakin' dang well DO know what I was thinkin' when I put on that mask......I was thinkin' of all the folks who carelessly sneeze huge chunks of visible particles in Wal-Marts, grocery stores...you know....the ones who blast you in the face with pretty particles of snot, strings of their DNA, and God knows whatever else....and don't even slow down. This is what I wuz thinkin' when I put on that precious mask, and my gloves and my face goggles and true blue Volunteer of America that I yam, I PROUDLY walked into that rural Wal-Fart Superstore as my mind repeated the phrase. "I WANT TO LIVE not to mention the fact that I had been ordered that if'n I ever wanted to have sex again with my wife I will faithfully wear my precious 3M N-95 everywhere I go." I wear the mask, gloves, glasses...I'd even put on a dress and dance a gig in front of Marines if that's what it took to keep my lil' rabid rabbit in season... hahaha...for what it's worth, my lil' rabbit wears 2 3M N-95 masks when she goes into a public place, like a grocery store. We neither one ever bought into the propaganda that "you don't need a mask if you aren't sick". And....heaven forgive me for this, but....sniff....sniff....back in late August of 2019 my wife got a QQ message from a friend in Chinartucky and next thing I know I went into our local yokel Ace hardware store and we cleaned them out of every single 3M N-95 mask that they had on display. Yessir....we took all 6 of them buggers and with the reptilian part of our brain seekin' "survival", we never looked back. Throw rocks if ya must. In November 2019 a friend sent us 1,000 3M M-19 surgical masks from China. On March 27th, 2020 we put 250 masks in two separate boxes. I drove us to the two ambulance services closest to us and handed them to the first person who walked out of their doors. No one recognized me with my mask on and I didn't give a name, just said "good luck" and bounced back to the safety of the alcohol swabs in my pickem-up truck. Good luck y'awl Barfas, the loose skin (jowls) under my chin was shakin' all over as I read yore great post. I found the visuals hilarious as your words described the action. Let me add, I have to agree with you that the mother hen and her devine 3 daughters may well have been complete wastes of 3M N-95 masks. But me n' my lil' nubile nymph, the "Fushun rabbit" don't fit in those shoes. Know wudda mean, Vern? We are survivors of the worst the US State Department could give us.....at least we can huddle in the same hutch as we wait through this "current" virus.

Well by the holy jumpin' sweet baby Jay-sus and all that is precious in this life, I kin only jump in and say...."cuziN' Chaz, you n' eye have tawked more than enough on the string n' two can phone system for you to know that my sorry ass is way too stoopid to be of any help in serious situations. You got a big ol' pinto bean turd that refuses to leave the terlet bowl and continues to sit there lookin' at you.....I kin fix that furr ya!!!! You walk in yer door and none of yer electricity works....I kin fix that, too!!!!! I kin even build you a new home to run away and hide in.....but wimmin troubles????? Imma way outta my league in that particular area of expertise. Know wudda mean, Kimosabe? You know I wish ewe n' yer wife happiness. I hope that the happiness light switch gets turned on in her brain one day. You have gone far and above any call for "hang in there, do yer best to work it out"....how many innings of gettin' beaned in the head by the pitcher is a person supposed to "hang in there"? tsap seui The last time I wuz serious wuz on the blessed day of February 29, 1972. I had been back in the land of the big PX for one day and the 29th was the day I got to sign my name on the dotted line to get OUT of the big green machine.

Really nice airport. With luck, I may never have to go through Beijing again, as Shenyang airport went international a few years ago. Seven trips to Beijing airport after a 16 1/2 hour flight...then having to deal with going from the international side to the domestic side in a virtual sea of people. Oh, it was fun and often a suitcase dragging footrace. Now that I've got the girl safely out of the State Department's clutches I'm not looking for exercise in an airport anymore. One beautiful airport though.

Hot damn Billy Bob, them thar shore is some risque clothes them ladies is wearin'. Anybody got an oxygen tank I can take a few hits off of?