Trigg Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 APRIL FOOLS Sorry the evil Trigg made me do it!!!!!!!!! Link to comment
Trigg Posted April 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Poop, i mispelled HARTY! Link to comment
John & Hai Yan Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Poop, i mispelled HARTY!Surprise, Surprize! Link to comment
Dan R Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Poop, i mispelled HARTY!Surprise, Surprize! You misspelled misspelled too but hey who's counting anyway. (writes down 478,986 in book). I thought Hary was what you call her monthly. That would be APRIL FOOL on you ------- ....... I'm 5,000 miles away.... April Fool on me doesn't matter what time of month it is. GUZ!!!!!! quit stalling. Link to comment
rogerluli Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 APRIL FOOLS Sorry the evil Trigg made me do it!!!!!!!!!ohhhhhhhh...you a bad boy....wifey please smack him extra today for all of us.. Link to comment
boba Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Okay that's two mops to the head and no sheep for 5 days. Boba and Meixiang Link to comment
Trigg Posted April 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Okay that's two mops to the head and no sheep for 5 days. Boba and MeixiangFIVE DAYS????? Could I have extra mop slaps and only five hours without my sheeps. I think sheeps is plural for sheep-isn't it?? Link to comment
boba Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Me thinks thinking is what keeps getting you into trouble. Boba and Meixiang Link to comment
Trigg Posted April 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Me thinks thinking is what keeps getting you into trouble. Boba and MeixiangYup, and I'm trying to quit it. Many would say i'm having great success in that endevour! Link to comment
impatient Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Trigg and thinking? Tat is a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad combination, actually it is an impossible combination. Thanks poop, I mean Trigg, sorry Bill Link to comment
Trigg Posted April 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Trigg and thinking? Tat is a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad combination, actually it is an impossible combination. Thanks poop, I mean Trigg, sorry BillYes, 'Tat' is. gheeeeez, I get so tired of correcting everyones spelling!!! Link to comment
cosmiclobster Posted April 1, 2005 Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Trigg: I've got one word for you - SwifferWorks as well as a mop, and is easier to use.The little lady might be very happy to hear about this American invention.plus, it could save you a little wear and tear on the noggin!! Link to comment
Trigg Posted April 1, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2005 Trigg: I've got one word for you - SwifferWorks as well as a mop, and is easier to use.The little lady might be very happy to hear about this American invention.plus, it could save you a little wear and tear on the noggin!! But I'm getting to like the mop of nine tails-sooooo much Link to comment
John & Hai Yan Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 Me thinks thinking is what keeps getting you into trouble. Boba and MeixiangYup, and I'm trying to quit it. Many would say i'm having great success in that endevour!Trigg-This one's for you Subject: Thinkers anonomous It started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now and then -- just to loosen up. Inevitably, though, one thought led to another, and soon I was more than just a social thinker. I began to think alone -- "to relax," I told myself -- but I knew it wasn't true. Thinking became more and more important to me, and finally, I was thinking all the time. That was when things began to sour at home. One evening I turned off the TV and asked my wife about the meaning of life. She spent the night at her mother's. I began to think on the job. I knew that thinking and employment don't mix, but I couldn't stop myself. I began to avoid friends at lunchtime so I could read Thoreau and Kafka. I would return to the office dizzied and confused, asking, "What is it exactly we are doing here?" One day the boss called me in. He said, "Listen, I like you, and it hurts me to say this, but your thinking has become a real problem. If you don't stop thinking on the job, you'll have to find another job." This gave me a lot to think about. I came home early after my conversation with the boss. "Honey," I confessed, "I've been thinking . . . ." "I know you've been thinking," she said, "and I want a divorce!" "But, Honey, surely it's not that serious." "It is serious," she said, lower lip aquiver. "You think as much as a college professor, and college professors don't make any money. So if you keep on thinking, we won't have any money!" "That's a faulty syllogism," I said impatiently. She exploded in tears of rage and frustration, but I was in no mood to deal with the emotional drama. "I'm going to the library," I snarled as I stomped out the door. I headed for the library, in the mood for some Nietzsche. I roared into the parking lot with NPR on the radio and ran up to the big glass doors. They didn't open. The library was closed. To this day, I believe that a Higher Power was looking out for me that night. Leaning on the unfeeling glass, whimpering for Zarathustra, a poster caught my eye. "Friend, is heavy thinking ruining your life?" it asked. You probably recognize that line. It comes from the standard Thinkers Anonymous poster. Which is why I am what I am today: a recovering thinker. I never miss a TA meeting. At each meeting we watch a non-educational video; last week it was "Porky's." Then we share experiences about how we avoided thinking since the last meeting. I still have my job and things are a lot better at home. Life just seemed . . . easier, somehow, as soon as I stopped thinking. I think the road to recovery is nearly complete for me. Today I registered to vote as a Republican . . Link to comment
Dan R Posted April 2, 2005 Report Share Posted April 2, 2005 tthat's hilarious but i'd rather notthink about it Link to comment
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