China-In-Two-Words

[Guest Pommey]

Tsing Dao

 

 

go for that

[Kevin&Leilei]

crazy drivers

stopping optional

traffic accidents

sidewalk driving

street spitting

sidewalk peeing

bike carts

donkey carts

stray dogs

house slippers

good food

cheap food

McDonald's delivers?!

KFCs everywhere

dog meat

"Look, foreigner!!"

bad English

pushy salesmen

[david_dawei]

as the thread cop bent on letter of the law...

 

I must write certain CFL tickets of violation...

 

@Fineart; You forget the brackets.. chinese are rote learners... read the directions again. If you are going to display such self imposed freedom from rules again, you might be made a mod

 

@Fineart; breaking all the rules... Your too much fun

 

@Credzba: Ok, that is three chinese characters but translates to two words in english if we permit compound words... too clever... I must permit this

 

@SQN: The only thing wrong with 32 items is that it is 31 too many only secong wrong this is someone counting them

 

@USARichard: WTF.. disqualify a two character beer ? You should be banned from CFL for such implications but I wait to see your next maneuver instead

 

@Randy; Ok.. that was two words.. but not sure what that has to do with China... but I know what it has to do with.. so this is now the most clever post

 

@TimB: your in china with a lady.. you get an exemption to too many compounds to explain the experience

 

@Se Long: Tone markers? You get bonus points for at least avoiding chinese but avoid straight pinyin B)

 

@Carl: Carl.. Carl... Carl... The one word thread was last year

 

@SQN: You again! 32 isn't enough Little boobs What are you spending your free time away from work and CFL staring at? I'd say more but I think I'll reveal my own thinking

 

@Highlander: Ok.. speling doesn't count

 

@Pommey: There is always one in the crowd who refuses to follow any directions... I'll leave it to Jin to straighten this out

 

@Kevin: Ok.. another guy spending too much observational time in china... and stop peeing on the sidewalk !

[whome?]

bus peeing

 

{ the disgusting thing grown men do on a long bus ride }

[TheMace]

bus peeing

 

{ the disgusting thing grown men do on a long bus ride }

 

 

 

 

Meili Qizi

[usaRichard]

 

@USARichard: WTF.. disqualify a two character beer ? You should be banned from CFL for such implications but I wait to see your next maneuver instead

 

Harbin beer

[david_dawei]

 

@USARichard: WTF.. disqualify a two character beer ? You should be banned from CFL for such implications but I wait to see your next maneuver instead

 

Harbin beer

Hao He

[HongKong2LA]

mei wen ti [oops, thats 3]

Fish balls

meili pigu

hen hao

feng kuang

much walking

great food

cheap food

great people

fancy Pizzahut

Hong Kong

shopping shopping

ni hao

Beautiful wife

meili qizi

green tea

Tsing dao

[Guest Wuhan4me]

intellectual thievery

[timb]

ju hua [cha]

[Zhenghong]

intellectual thievery

 

You do not understand china.

[Guest ShaQuaNew]

intellectual thievery

 

You do not understand china.

 

That's five words.

 

[Zhenghong]

Almost a year ago I did "China-In-A-Word" ( http://candleforlove.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=32978 )

 

now it's time to go to china again and I'll up the ante and ask for "China in two words".

 

The rules are simple; post (and describe anything regarding China or your experience in) only two words (or two characters) or get banned

 

Exception; after your two words, if you want to explain the context, put it in bracket [ like this ].

 

I'll start:

 

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Gan Bei

 

 

[ I was recently in DC on business and went to chinatown and found Er Guo Tou in the drink list. Could not resist ordering it and the waiter stared at me a long time shaking his head saying... 'too strong'. I persisted... as i had to when ordering the spicy pig intestine. ]

 

 

Old£¬Beautiful

[Guest Wuhan4me]

communist nepotism

[carl.hops]

lao wai

 

[you will always be lao wai]