Urkidding Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 (edited) For those of you who don't know what Feng Shui is - Feng Shui is the ancient Chinese art for homes and businesses, interior design and decorating. Here are some items of importance that I have learned in the past. I know that you can look these type of items up on the Internet, but I want to know what your SO has taught you. And for those others who are waiting for their SO, remember you’re in training in this one! And then again some of you have not had any training yet so read up before your SO gets here! Please keep in mind these are just important to your SO just as we have taken the approach of not walking behind a black Cat or walking under a ladder… or better yet – DON’T BREAK A MIRROR for God’s sake or you'll have 7 years of bad luck… So here goes some of my list: 1. Don’t buy a house on the end of a street – bad luck2. Don’t plant a tree in front of you front door – bad luck3. Don’t buy a house whose stairway faces the front door – bad luck4. Put a mirror in the front entrance way to send evil spirits back on their way – Good Luck5. Post a RED good luck symbol on your front door – of course good luck!6. Your house must face North or South – not east or west.7. Before you buy a house you should consult a Chinese median to see if the spirits are good!8. Don’t buy a house whose previous owners a) divorced bankrupt c) died there. So share your Feng Shui training with us and please contribute because inquiring minds want to know! Andrew B) Edited October 26, 2006 by Urkidding (see edit history) Link to comment
jim_julian Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 Absolutely zip ... nada .... she doesn't believe in it. However, I do ... I bought a red good luck knot and hung it over our bed ... it works. Link to comment
SmilingAsia Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 1.Don¡¯t buy a house on the end of a street ¨C bad luckRight, when mopslap comes, you have only one instead of two neighbors to seek help from. 2.Don¡¯t plant a tree in front of you front door ¨C bad luckWhen you run away from a mopslap, you'll bump your head on the tree 3.Don¡¯t buy a house whose stairway faces the front door ¨C bad luckWhen you arrive home drunk, you'll get bumps on the stairway. 4.Put a mirror in the front entrance way to send evil spirits back on their way ¨C Good LuckBefore wifey sees you back home, you can check in the mirror whether you have lipstick on your collar. 5.Post a RED good luck symbol on your front door ¨C of course good luck!Sure, red is lucky, especially to those who drive through traffic light 6.Your house must face North or South.Sunshine in winter and cool in summer. Link to comment
sleepless in Houston&CQ Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Andrew You got something in your Feng Shui Book onhow to turn off this damn Rain?Geezzs enough is enoughGoin to have to rename "The Woodlands to The Wetlands" Bobby.... Link to comment
tonado Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 http://www.fengshuitips.co.uk/home.htm No TV in bedroom. Link to comment
sleepless in Houston&CQ Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 http://www.fengshuitips.co.uk/home.htm No TV in bedroom. Huh? almost every home has TV's in every bed room Link to comment
SheLikesME? Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 http://www.fengshuitips.co.uk/home.htm No TV in bedroom. Huh? almost every home has TV's in every bed roomYes and look at our divorce rate. Better to overdo other things...............like reading and sewing cloths, you know good things. ahaahahahahahahaha. Think of all the reading you can do. And do and do. Link to comment
jim_julian Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 Hmmm ... now you got me wondering ... is it the red knot over the bed or no TV? Link to comment
dnoblett Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 OK, my fiance did not like my green ball cap when I visited her, said bad luck. So chalk that one in the bad luck column. I found this sight about all things Feng Shui a while back when looking for a book about tea for my fiance, and get the monthly letter from them. http://www.dragon-gate.comhttp://www.dragon-gate.com/resources/alert/index.asp (Feng Shui Alert the monthly letter) Enjoy! Link to comment
dnoblett Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 http://www.fengshuitips.co.uk/home.htm No TV in bedroom. Huh? almost every home has TV's in every bed room I don't have a TV in the bed room, but I do have an old 17" computer monitor with Mac-Mini attached to it to act as an entertainment computer to play DVDs and other videos on. Dose that count as a TV? Link to comment
izus Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 no mirror in front of the bed... no pictures of sunsets anywhere... see water when you enter home... (even if just a fish tank) Link to comment
Yuanyang Posted October 27, 2006 Report Share Posted October 27, 2006 http://www.fengshuitips.co.uk/home.htm No TV in bedroom. I AGREE! There's only 1 TV in our home in the living room. I plan on keeping it that way. Link to comment
SmilingAsia Posted October 28, 2006 Report Share Posted October 28, 2006 no mirror in front of the bed...Sure not, unless you want to see your own action movies in bed Link to comment
tonado Posted October 28, 2006 Report Share Posted October 28, 2006 Bathroom's toilet must have toilet seat. Link to comment
Cerberus Posted October 28, 2006 Report Share Posted October 28, 2006 1.Don¡¯t buy a house on the end of a street ¨C bad luckRight, when mopslap comes, you have only one instead of two neighbors to seek help from. 2.Don¡¯t plant a tree in front of you front door ¨C bad luckWhen you run away from a mopslap, you'll bump your head on the tree 3.Don¡¯t buy a house whose stairway faces the front door ¨C bad luckWhen you arrive home drunk, you'll get bumps on the stairway. 4.Put a mirror in the front entrance way to send evil spirits back on their way ¨C Good LuckBefore wifey sees you back home, you can check in the mirror whether you have lipstick on your collar. 5.Post a RED good luck symbol on your front door ¨C of course good luck!Sure, red is lucky, especially to those who drive through traffic light 6.Your house must face North or South.Sunshine in winter and cool in summer.Eunice! Absolutely classic! Eunice, you, have been able to "top" every man in this forum! I see that your "third eye" < aka ¡°turd¡± eye, as Lee put it > is developing at a phenomenal rate. How does it feel? Isn¡¯t great to be able to see through the BS and state so! Hmmmmmmmmmmm, Perhaps, you are gaining the same insight I have. Can this forum handle two of us at ONE time! ROFLMAO! This was one Hell of a good retort! Dave Link to comment
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