Big ears = long life

[papa bear]

Leiqin likes to pull on my earlobes for luck.  I don't like having my earlobes pulled.    Their long enough without her stretching them more.  She will often comment that she knows I will have a long life, because I have long, dangly, unattached earlobes, just like Buddha! 

http://i1.tinypic.com/207nrec.jpg

 

My mom and dad always told me that I had been kicked by the family mule.

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Hook up a fence charger to your earlobes, after a couple times that will break her of that habit, guaranteed.

[SmilingAsia]

Unfortunately, it is not only my earlobes that are big, but the entire package... and worse yet, they don't rest flush with my head.  Does this make me "extra lucky?" or merely "extra dumbo"

I await your answer with trepidation...

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Sorry for being dirty

 

A gynecologist said: "After child birth, women's vagina got slack which has caused increasing divorce rate for recent years."

I suggested "Find big western guys!"

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Post of the year!!

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EUNICE!!!!!!!!!

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When my friends wanted to say "Oh, my goodness", they just say:"Oh, my Eunice!"

[Yuanyang]

Unfortunately, it is not only my earlobes that are big, but the entire package... and worse yet, they don't rest flush with my head.  Does this make me "extra lucky?" or merely "extra dumbo"

I await your answer with trepidation...

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Sorry for being dirty

 

A gynecologist said: "After child birth, women's vagina got slack which has caused increasing divorce rate for recent years."

I suggested "Find big western guys!"

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Post of the year!!

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EUNICE!!!!!!!!!

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uh oh, Don's feeling threatened now.

[Yuanyang]

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My mom and dad always told me that I had been kicked by the family mule.

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That accounts for your face, not your ears.

[SheLikesME?]

Since this may head to the TC

 

Don't know about you guys, but try with hers. Discovery central.

[woainilin]

big earlobe = good fortune (including long life)

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how about long eye brows (for men).. I thought my wife told me something about that...

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http://membres.lycos.fr/chobro/images/Pai%20Mei.jpg

 

From Kill Bill 2 - Pai Mei (White Brows)

 

Long eye brows is equal to wisdom, knowledge, or old.

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or ungroomed

[LeeFisher3]

Dennis, you'd better let her pull your earlobes, to make it longer and bigger. When your earlobes move, you sing "I believe I can fly...I believe I can touch the sky......."

 

When you guys were mischievous as a kid, you mothers pulled you noses.

When Chinese kids were mischievous, our mothers just pushed our noses.

You see now how different our noses are!

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There is a better song for Dennis and I know the Mods will help him out here:

 

DENNIS

I feel pretty,

Oh, so pretty,

I feel pretty and witty and bright!

And I pity

Any girl who isn't me tonight.

 

I feel charming,

Oh, so charming

It's alarming how charming I feel!

And so pretty

That I hardly can believe I'm real.

 

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:

Who can that attractive girl be?

Such a pretty face,

Such a pretty dress,

Such a pretty smile,

Such a pretty me!

 

I feel stunning

And entrancing,

Feel like running and dancing for joy,

For I'm loved

By a pretty wonderful boy!

 

CFL MODS

Have you met my good friend Maria,

The craziest girl on the block?

You'll know her the minute you see her,

She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock.

 

She thinks she's in love.

She thinks she's in Spain.

She isn't in love,

She's merely insane.

 

It must be the heat

Or some rare disease,

Or too much to eat

Or maybe it's fleas.

 

Keep away from her,

Send for Chino!

This is not the

Maria we know!

 

Modest and pure,

Polite and refined,

Well-bred and mature

And out of her mind!

 

DENNIS

I feel pretty,

Oh, so pretty

That the city should give me its key.

A committee

Should be organized to honor me.

 

CFL MODS

La la la la . . .

 

DENNIS

I feel dizzy,

I feel sunny,

I feel fizzy and funny and fine,

And so pretty,

Miss America can just resign!

 

CFL MODS

La la la la . . .

 

DENNIS

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:

 

CFL MODS

What mirror where?

 

DENNIS

Who can that attractive girl be?

 

CFL MODS

Which? What? Where? Whom?

 

DENNIS

Such a pretty face,

Such a pretty dress,

Such a pretty smile,

Such a pretty me!

 

CFL MODS

Such a pretty me!

 

ALL

I feel stunning

And entrancing,

Feel like running and dancing for joy,

For I'm loved

By a pretty wonderful boy!

[LeeFisher3]

Unfortunately, it is not only my earlobes that are big, but the entire package... and worse yet, they don't rest flush with my head.  Does this make me "extra lucky?" or merely "extra dumbo"

I await your answer with trepidation...

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Sorry for being dirty

 

A gynecologist said: "After child birth, women's vagina got slack which has caused increasing divorce rate for recent years."

I suggested "Find big western guys!"

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Post of the year!!

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EUNICE!!!!!!!!!

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And you were missing J....

[Dennis143]

I can always count on you, Lee.

[Rakkasan]

Sorry for being dirty

 

A gynecologist said: "After child birth, women's vagina got slack which has caused increasing divorce rate for recent years."

I suggested "Find big western guys!"

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When I went to China I was told by a co-worker that the only reason I was going was so I could for once in my life be the guy in town with the big one.