"My fart meralgia died " "meralgia" is a pain in the thigh, according to Stedman's Medical Dictionary "Meralgia Paresthetica By Brad McKechnie, DC, DACAN Meralgia paresthetica is a painful condition attributed to entrapment or injury to the lateral femoral cutaneous nerve at the site where the nerve leaves the pelvis. The patient with meralgia paresthetica may complain of a dull ache, itching, numbness, tingling, or burning sensation over the lateral and anterolateral thigh" http://www.chiroweb.com/mpacms/dc/article.php?id=43404 Here's a website which discusses both farts and meralgia on the same page, but there doesn't seem to be a connection http://www.runeed.com/health/index_1872.html