Guest ExChinaExpat Posted March 11, 2013 Report Share Posted March 11, 2013 Don't jump in the sack with your lady unless you've fully showered and washed your ass. Just like taking off your shoes when you enter the house, Chinese women consider it very dirty to go bed with a dirty smelly body. 2 Link to comment
tsap seui Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 Yessuree, ain't no body likes the smell of butt when yore gettin' ready to git hot and nasty. It even says it right there on page one of the Chinese wimmin 101 handbook...lol 1 Link to comment
Mick Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 And as Larry the Cable Guy always advises: keep the fartin' to a minimum. 1 Link to comment
chilton747 Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 And as Larry the Cable Guy always advises: keep the fartin' to a minimum. Ah but the fartin is OK. It shows you have plenty of qi. 2 Link to comment
warpedbored Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 Three belly laughs in a row. You guys have outdone yourselves. Link to comment
MRS. GRAVESTEY Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 (edited) ???????? hhhmmm... This thread is hilarious... Edited March 12, 2013 by MRS. GRAVESTEY (see edit history) Link to comment
dan1984 Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 Three belly laughs in a row. You guys have outdone yourselves. Same reaction here! I'll be keeping my eyes on this thread :partytime2: Link to comment
Zeng Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 I wonder if any of us need advice in this area, or if Chinese ladies are any more hygenic demanding then other ladies or men of the world, which leads me to think of Victorain Europe and their attention to hygiene and my favorite the American "cowboy movies" getting off their horse, heading into the Saloon and meeting up with Ms. Kitty for some fun and games. Link to comment
david_dawei Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 While most of the hygiene demands are practical, added up in some and it seems to reach obsession levels... but when one considers their fear of acquiring some sickness if they even touch a single object, then the obsession gets back to being understood better. Link to comment
tsap seui Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 Having only been with the one Chinese woman, I greatly enjoy her hygene. Always so fresh and smooth skin on her face and body, etc. Some may say she is obsessive but I love it....now me, I'm still a Saturday night bather, rather I need it or not. As far as that butt smell Jesse is talking about. I fixed that problem. I use the ol' white corn cob and the brown corn cob method. You use two brown corn cobs first, then use a white one to see if you need to use anymore brown corn cobs. I learned that from a Redd Fox album. IT's downright scientific and works like a "Charmin"' so to speak. tsap seui Link to comment
Mick Posted March 12, 2013 Report Share Posted March 12, 2013 When it comes to vaginal cleanliness, Li is absolutely obsessive. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure in her book and I can say that when it comes to that part of her anatomy, she is by far and away the cleanest woman I have ever been with. What has been interesting is watching her pass this on to our daughter. Salina, being only eight and as of yet unenlightened about the ins and outs of what that equipment is for, couldn't care less. This of course, when taken together with their Taurean natures (both are bull-headed Tauruses, as am I), has caused more than a few major bathroom rukuses. Whenever I hear them going at it about this subject, I just tell Salina her Mom is an expert and do whatever she says. Then I bow out gracefully. Sorry about that "ins and outs" pun, but it couldn't be helped.... Link to comment
amberjack1234 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 Every aspect of all hygiene areas are absolutely over the hill for my wife. If she see's me do anything that she forbids she goes ballistic.I could write a book on this one, really!!!! That is why I have not said any more than I have because I don't know where to start. Larry. Link to comment
Dennis143 Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 I can't be alone in that I now shower twice a day and so does my wife. Americans, we like a shower in the morning to help us wake up and start the day.Chinese shower before bedtime to get day's filth off. Now, I must shower in the morning to start my day, no matter what and I must also shower before putting my smelly ass in between those sheets.And, now my wife showers twice a day too. Link to comment
david_dawei Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 Having only been with the one Chinese woman, Let's not speak of personal shortcomings... please... greatly enjoy her hygene. Always so fresh and smooth skin on her face and body, etc. Some may say she is obsessive but I love it.... Her hygene for what? You grouped her hygene (we'll ignore the years of spelling mistakes) with some may she is obsessive... what exactly are her hygene requirements in life? Do they differ in china and US? Link to comment
warpedbored Posted March 13, 2013 Report Share Posted March 13, 2013 Let's not make a hilarious thread too serious guys. I want some more of those belly laughs. 1 Link to comment
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