Dirt

[tywy_99]

I can't help it. I like dirt! My zodiac sign is Taurus, an Earth sign and bulls are comfortable in dirt. I never minded getting dirty. I've always liked it. I like playing in the mud and mud is Earth!

My wife, on the other hand, is a clean freak. She does not like dirt. She is always cleaning. Sometimes we argue about it. She fusses at me for getting dirty and I fuss at her for always cleaning! I go barefooted too, always have. It's the American way! The hell with wearing slippers like my wife does!

[hakkamike]

I can't help it. I like dirt! My zodiac sign is Taurus, an Earth sign and bulls are comfortable in dirt. I never minded getting dirty. I've always liked it. I like playing in the mud and mud is Earth!

My wife, on the other hand, is a clean freak. She does not like dirt. She is always cleaning. Sometimes we argue about it. She fusses at me for getting dirty and I fuss at her for always cleaning! I go barefooted too, always have. It's the American way! The hell with wearing slippers like my wife does!

U been drinkng again Ty I remember Jason writing a post when he was pretty much ripped lol something about his typing ability spelling and money and the lack of lol lol

Edited August 18, 2007 by hakkamike (see edit history)

[bosco]

I despise gardening and mowing the lawn but I don't mind grabbing a shovel and digging a big hole now and again.....

[shaffej7070]

I can't help it. I like dirt! My zodiac sign is Taurus, an Earth sign and bulls are comfortable in dirt. I never minded getting dirty. I've always liked it. I like playing in the mud and mud is Earth!

My wife, on the other hand, is a clean freak. She does not like dirt. She is always cleaning. Sometimes we argue about it. She fusses at me for getting dirty and I fuss at her for always cleaning! I go barefooted too, always have. It's the American way! The hell with wearing slippers like my wife does!

 

 

Sounds like a muddy mess!

[shaffej7070]

I can't help it. I like dirt! My zodiac sign is Taurus, an Earth sign and bulls are comfortable in dirt. I never minded getting dirty. I've always liked it. I like playing in the mud and mud is Earth!

My wife, on the other hand, is a clean freak. She does not like dirt. She is always cleaning. Sometimes we argue about it. She fusses at me for getting dirty and I fuss at her for always cleaning! I go barefooted too, always have. It's the American way! The hell with wearing slippers like my wife does!

 

 

Sounds like a muddy mess!

 

Just do what you're told, you dirty boy!

[SinoTexas]

Since you like dirt so much, try the various events of rodeo. I have had dirt wedged in every part of my anatomy. Some of it is still stuffed in my head. I'll load up a bull for you!

 

As aye,

 

Jim

Edited August 18, 2007 by SinoTexas (see edit history)

[Urkidding]

Yes ¨C most Chinese women are neat freaks ¨C keeping the house clean is a Chinese duty, so that you don¡¯t get sick and making sure that you take off your shoes before you walk inside¡­

 

The last house we owned was completely tiled from one end to the other. Dust and dirt showed up on her Chinese radar daily. Spy flights were conducted in the morning and evening with patrol craft cruising the hallways and anti-dust mops in the evening. A large dust broom was used to wipe out the enemy and was constantly being called for service.

 

The next house we go had some carpet in the major living areas of play for the little one so a vacuum tank was called into service on a regular basis. The only problem there was that I got drafted into service to empty the bag of the enemy - Dirt, and I was forced to comply with Chairman Mao¡¯s Little Red army only to become a prisoner of my own home¡­

 

Ahhhhhh life in Chinese Prison camp¡­ where dust and dirt are you friends¡­

 

Carry on soldier!

[izus]

I go barefooted too, always have. It's the American way! The hell with wearing slippers like my wife does!

 

year round barefeet in the house and barefeet outside.

unless i get into the car to go somewhere shoes dont exist.

 

thats what you get growing up in south florida

[chilton747]

I would think that you liking dirt and her being a clean freak would go hand in hand. You get dirty, she cleans, then more room for MORE DIRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[trumpetwasher]

I go barefooted too, always have. It's the American way! The hell with wearing slippers like my wife does!

 

year round barefeet in the house and barefeet outside.

unless i get into the car to go somewhere shoes dont exist.

 

thats what you get growing up in south florida

That and palmetto bugs.

One of the things I am going to miss is watching on webcam as Lixin sweeps and mops her apartment every day. And washes her clothes in a big plastic tub. I will be gone to work when she attacks this house daily.

[Tony_onrock]

I get yelled at all the time too. Good thing is that our cleaning lady does a pretty good job, the nanny chips in too to clean up after the little one ( we both hate shoes. She started walking the last couple of months and would only put them shoes on if going outside)

[sweattrl1]

the only cleaning lady we have is the one i am married to and she is also the nanny, don't feel sorry for us we do have a cook ME

[tonado]

Ty,

 

Show this article to your wife.

 

 

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=1167623&page=1

 

Eating Dirt: It Might Be Good for You

[tywy_99]

Ty,

 

Show this article to your wife.

 

 

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=1167623&page=1

 

Eating Dirt: It Might Be Good for You

Thanks Tony. I'll show that article to her. She won't belive it, though.

[tywy_99]

I remember something my son said when he was about 3 or 4 years old.

We were living in an apartment complex at the time and the workers had brought in a large hill of topsoil to do some landscaping. They had dumped this large pile of dirt right in the parking area where I was used to parking at.

One day, coming home from work, I parked beside the dirt. I noticed my son was playing in it, just having a world of fun. He looked up at me with that dirty face and said, "dirt won't hurt...but mud will kill ya."

I have never forgotten that and that's been over 20 years ago.