OT but interesting

[Mengxin]

I only thought of licking my elbow, it would hurt too much trying, so I gave up before I started. purty smart huh?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRright

 

 

Need a fairly long tongue or a very short arm.

Dough!

Long toung?

Short arm?

You didn't just say what I thought you just said did you?

Cheeto's !!! oh my god, my Cheetos, where are they?

Medic!!!! We need some cheetos over here!!!!

[Mengxin]

One of my clients, who shall remain nameless, baked something akin to Twinkies.  In the employee break room was a rack with their goodies.  An employee explained that they're put on the rack after the shelf life expires so the employees can eat them for free.  I swear some of them looked at least two years old - the goodies, not the employees.

I think I have some of thoes in the refrige from the mid 80's

Dude no way! I'll trade you my Mickey Mantle rookie card for it.

[Carl]

There are several ones I do not believe, like the Monopoly money thing, the Coca-Cola thing, the Fred and Wilma thing, the zinc and copper thing, the wilderness thing, the Mel Blanc thing, and others.  Looks like more work for www.snopes.com to do.

I am not sure of the others, but Mel Blanc being allergic to carrots is true. He did an interview before he died where he admitted as much, and how they tried celery, apples and other crunchy foods to get the sound effect of eating carrots, but they did not work. So when he had to eat a carrot during a sound take, he always had a wastebasket and a glass of water next to him so he could spit out the carrots and wash his mouth out.

 

So if that is true, the rest might possibly be.

[eeyore]

One of my clients, who shall remain nameless, baked something akin to Twinkies.  In the employee break room was a rack with their goodies.  An employee explained that they're put on the rack after the shelf life expires so the employees can eat them for free.  I swear some of them looked at least two years old - the goodies, not the employees.

I think I have some of thoes in the refrige from the mid 80's

Dude no way! I'll trade you my Mickey Mantle rookie card for it.

Ya got a deal, too funny!!!!!!!!

 

by the way I collect baseball cards.