How about Country Music?

[Dave G.]

I'm shocked you all forgot the best of all Country songs of all times!

 

"I Shot My Dog After She Had My Twins"

 

Country? Only when I'm really drunk...and no one else is watching.

[frank1538]

em r duks,

 

wel il b em r duks!!!

I remember it this way.

 

m r duks

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whale, i b

m r duks

 

PS ever notice that posts get really stupid the closer you get to a magic number (like 1,000).

[warpedbored]

MR spiders

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[hypoclear]

Duh!!!

 

How could I forget.. K.D.Lang....

 

Wow the sound.. the twang, the voice, the pathos! SO rich so full, so good.

 

She has to be tops for modern female (country) singer.

 

Mark and Bea

[warpedbored]

When it comes to female country artists I gotta say Emmy Lou Harris. Why I would dig up a mile of sewer line to watch one of her turds float by.

[Trigg]

I would dig up a mile of sewer line to watch one of her turds float by.

This could be a huge country hit.

 

"I would dig up a mile of sewer line to watch one of her turds float by."

 

Don'cha jess love cuntry sangin'?

[oregonknl]

LMark,

 

Yeah, KD Lang can really sing ... but country?

 

Her style is far to "ironic" got to sing from the heart --- genuine -- to be country ---

 

--- Yeah, Carl, I agree; Emmy Lou is a good one ~!

 

(still like Loretta Lynn for straight from the heart --- dirt poor)

[oregonknl]

WATCH IT TRIGG ~!

 

Or I'm likely to copy your post to the White House VFW post ~!

 

[Trigg]

WATCH IT TRIGG ~!

 

Or I'm likely to copy your post to the White House VFW post ~!

 

Oh No!!! Not the White House VFW post. They may take away my silly hat and not let me hang out with them. All four of them. All 128 years old.

[oregonknl]

OK, Trigg,

 

Then I might drive down the road a-piece, to the PORTLAND VFW post.... and report you to THEM ~!

 

Whata' ya think about that ~!?~?~

[Trigg]

PORTLAND VFW??? As you know, Portland is our rival town. My son's played foot ball for White House and stomped a hole in the Portland purple Panthers. In that little backwood trailer park that is called Portland TN, VFW stands for 'very far from winning'. Their gene pool is only a puddle. You can always tell when a Portland person is lying, their lips move. The oldest living person in Portland, a 123 year old woman, just died-they saved the baby. The baby's father was happy but he said he was sorry Grandma hadn't made it. In Portland TN they describe a virgin as an ugly 12 years old who can out run her brothers. Yup, thats were the men are men and the sheep are scared.

 

Gheeeez, I'd rather French kiss a rattlesnake than go to Portland Tn.

[oregonknl]

Trigg, Trigg, Trigg ~!

 

I can tell by your reaction that I Gotchya' ~! ( I hate to play gotchya' ....)

 

BUT: Don't think about showing your face at the Portland VFW from now on ~!

[Trigg]

The Portland VFW holds their meetings in the restroom of the fillin' station---nobody shows their face there. Hmmm, I've heard about another burg named Portland with some basic similarites.

[oregonknl]

Geeezzze ~! Trigg ~~!!!

 

Do you realize how many "Portlands" there are in the US ~!!

 

What da' hell you talkin' bout' ~?