chilton747 Posted August 19, 2018 Report Share Posted August 19, 2018 If yer missus can't drive and you have a truck or van then DON'T let her know about Craigslist free stuff!!! You have been warned!! 😐😐 Link to comment
tsap seui Posted August 20, 2018 Report Share Posted August 20, 2018 Suddenly I feel sick on my stomach. Link to comment
chilton747 Posted August 22, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2018 Nuttin unusual cuzn mansion on wheels. I wood says that I'm used to it but I'm not. Link to comment
chilton747 Posted August 27, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 27, 2018 Ok so we go get a free sofa. It's only the 5th one this month. And in true redneck fashion she wants in in the carport. She says it's too big to put inside 😁😁 Link to comment
tsap seui Posted August 28, 2018 Report Share Posted August 28, 2018 You gonna be the couch king Bubba!!! Link to comment
chilton747 Posted September 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 Oh yeah I forgot to say that on the way for sofa number nine, she had me pick up some free chickens. One has already met it's fate. Link to comment
chilton747 Posted September 1, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2018 You gonna be the couch king Bubba!!! I likes that. Now to find a new avatar 😁 1 Link to comment
tsap seui Posted September 6, 2018 Report Share Posted September 6, 2018 That is my kinda livin' rat thar, cuzin' Dirtclod. Yer ol' cuzin' ButtRash has thrown more than one sofa off the third floor of his stacked up trailer highrise, I'll tells ya. Wimmin loves it when you do macho thangs like that!!! Link to comment
Mick Posted September 8, 2018 Report Share Posted September 8, 2018 Down cheer we just heave them old sofers out to the curb, and within an hour, somebody will come by in a rusty pickumup truck and claim it. Link to comment
chilton747 Posted September 8, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2018 Ha yell yes fellers. Craigslist calls it curb alert.😁 Link to comment
chilton747 Posted September 25, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2018 Sent out the green card application today per the orders from the boss. How much you wanna bet that they cash the check and then she gets the notice for her oath? Link to comment
tsap seui Posted September 26, 2018 Report Share Posted September 26, 2018 I'll not bet against the lil' lady, but I will pluck down a fiver that yore butt is in a heapa trouble, cuzin' Grit!!!!! A HEAPA TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!! You should get the medal of honor jest fer survivin' this dadgum long!! Link to comment
chilton747 Posted September 29, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 I'll not bet against the lil' lady, but I will pluck down a fiver that yore butt is in a heapa trouble, cuzin' Grit!!!!! A HEAPA TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!! You should get the medal of honor jest fer survivin' this dadgum long!! You is rite cuzin pinto bean! I am in a hepa trouble alrite! I have to do sumthin to get in trouble becauze if I didn't then she wouldn't be happy!!! Know whadda mean Vern?? Link to comment
tsap seui Posted September 29, 2018 Report Share Posted September 29, 2018 I'll not bet against the lil' lady, but I will pluck down a fiver that yore butt is in a heapa trouble, cuzin' Grit!!!!! A HEAPA TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!!!! You should get the medal of honor jest fer survivin' this dadgum long!! You is rite cuzin pinto bean! I am in a hepa trouble alrite! I have to do sumthin to get in trouble becauze if I didn't then she wouldn't be happy!!! Know whadda mean Vern?? Amen, cuzin' Bull Frog. Often is the time I've "picked my own switch" (so to speak) and done some minor thing wrong...jes because things wuz going too smooth n' I was becomin' right fearful of truly slippin' up. I fully unnerstand jes what the words comin' out of yore mouth are on this here subject. I ain't had my ass kicked by a mop or a shoe in many months now. I may start goin' to church again....cough, cough...I well realize that at any given time I am only one small "imperfect action" away from a sound thrashing, and gettin' cut off for a week. cuzin; Outhouse Link to comment
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