Dean Hall Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Due to popular demand, I have moved the "Why, Husband?" thread from my trip report to here. I will try to remember as many of the first questions as I can. Why, Husband # 1 Q. Why are there so many fat people - I can see that guys assA. Because we eat more, eat a lot more sugar, drive everywhere and walk nowhere. Why, Husband # 2 Q. Why do we always have to take off shoes and coat to get on airplane?A. Explanation of shoe bomber, security, 911, ect. Why, Husband #3 Q. Is it always this cold in Washington (as she pulls on additional clothes from suitcase on side walk)A. No, it's usually colder. Why, Husband #4Q. Why is hand on knee instead of on steering wheel?A. Knee feels much better! Why, Husband #5Q. Why is it sunny and blue, but at the same time, cold?A. Because it does'nt have to be rainy for it to be cold, like in Chongqing. Why, Husband #6Q. Why do you have so many remote controls and boxes on tv ?A. Explanation of satellite, dvd, x-box, switcher, ect. Why, Husband # 7Q. Why are there so many clothes on laundry floor?A. Because I would rather come get you than do stinking laundry Why, Husband #8Q. Why are ducks, geese and other animals comming to back porch?A. Because they are looking for food, don't understand Chinese wish to make them into food. Link to comment
Trigg Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Why husband #9-Q--Why you have shoes on in house?? A--I was single for a long time and am used to trying to keep my sock clean Link to comment
warpedbored Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 lol I love it!!! keep it coming Dean. I am looking forward to adding to it in about a month. Link to comment
Dean Hall Posted March 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Why, Husband #10Q. Why is your rice cooker defective?A. Because crock-pot not designed to cook rice. Link to comment
Dean Hall Posted March 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Why, Husband #11Q. Why is shower room so tiny?A. Because shower contained in small area, not sprayed all over bathroom like in China. Link to comment
Dean Hall Posted March 26, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Why, Husband #12Q. Why did you forget and leave money on restaurant table? Here - I picked it up for you.A. Honey, put it back - we call that tipping hereQ. Why pay fuyan (waitress) twice?A. Just a nasty habit someone started. Link to comment
Trigg Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Why husband #13Q)Why you take shower morning time?? A. My bossw can smell too-or, My girlfriend make me do Link to comment
Trigg Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Why husband #14Q) Why you say watch TV but you really sleep?? a. You never let me sleep at night! Why husband #15Q) Why you never waer clothes I buy you in China? a. Because they are ugly--or because I am a fat american and they are only XXXXXX large in chinese size. Why husband #16Q) Why you do wedgey to me? a. I dunno Link to comment
Trigg Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Why husband #17Q) Why you always look at beautiful american woman? a. So I can compare and reconfirm how beautiful you are Why husband #18Q) Why you see woman on TV with no clothes and you smile?? a. Wa bu ming bai Link to comment
skibum Posted March 26, 2004 Report Share Posted March 26, 2004 Q. Why can't you see the air? A. Air is a Commie plot. Link to comment
Trigg Posted March 27, 2004 Report Share Posted March 27, 2004 Why husband #19Q) Why husband you always fall asleep after a. ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZz Link to comment
Dean Hall Posted March 29, 2004 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 Why, Husband #20 Q Why is it hot one minute and cold the nextA Spring time in Virginia Link to comment
tonado Posted March 29, 2004 Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 Why, Husband #1A Q Why are the policemen and policewomen so fat? The ones in China are so fit. A They eat a lot of donuts during the coffee break. Link to comment
tonado Posted March 29, 2004 Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 Why, Husband #21 Q Why there are so many homeless people in the city? I thought USA is a weathy nation. A Because there is no gold in USA streets. Link to comment
tonado Posted March 29, 2004 Report Share Posted March 29, 2004 Why, Husband #22 Q Why there are no people in the streets at night. A Because USA doesn't have 1 billion people. Link to comment
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