Eric&Yuhui Posted December 22, 2002 Report Share Posted December 22, 2002 10/ Carry her/his luggage up the stairs from the airport you moron ! 9/ that ex-girlfriend house proofing remember?? Symantec has Ver. 7.0 ! 8/ No dumplings the first day... She 'll think she never left China. 7/ Not a good idea to call 663-1225 and swear in a Swedish Cook Chef accent when she gets there. Do it though as a relief. 6/ Buy her a red convertible.. Better yet. Steal it ! 5/ Hon ? , you ain't in Kansas no more ! 4/ Geeez, I think I'll marry you tomorrow ! I can't take it no more ! 3/ Hon, isn't this nighmare we just went trough at least worth something in the bedroom? 2/ Just kiss her you fool ! 1/ No. It was not always like that... My government used to be more organized before that Atta nutcase. Note: For Female petioners, just replace the SHE by a HE . Link to comment
owenkrout Posted December 22, 2002 Report Share Posted December 22, 2002 Except that in my wife's case, she will be in Kansas!! Link to comment
OrionM31 Posted December 22, 2002 Report Share Posted December 22, 2002 Which brings a funny line that I am sure you recognize. "All we are is dust in the wind" I am sure everyone feels that way from what I have been reading so far. And this has only been one day of being here. Link to comment
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