The happy manure lady

[griz326]

Lao Po loves to garden, but shoveling manure is usually something you want someone else to do. Right? Not my Lao Po! She's been shoveling poop all day long and is still smiling.

 

To make this even funnier to me, our friend with the cows decided to "fix her" and dumped in the largest load of anything that our pickup has ever carried. I mean, she's gotta a real load of ... of ... poop!

 

No come on...who has a gal that can beat that!

Edited August 22, 2011 by griz326 (see edit history)

[chilton747]

The reason she is smiling is because she is thinking of all kind of tricks to play on you with this poop.

[Randy W]

What, no pictures ??

[smokiessky]

My wife got excited when i brought home some cow patties for her garden.

[dan1984]

Hahaha, my thoughts exactly........how bout the pictures?!

[Randy W]

I guess the big question here is this: Just what does "Happy Manure" look like? (I'm sure you know to include the lovely lady in the picture).

[griz326]

She awoke this morning with sage advice:

 

"If you want to sleepy good, move-y cow poo all day."

 

 

I'm going to take her to a comedy club

[Kyle]

[Aussie in love]

Lao Po loves to garden, but shoveling manure is usually something you want someone else to do. Right? Not my Lao Po! She's been shoveling poop all day long and is still smiling.

 

To make this even funnier to me, our friend with the cows decided to "fix her" and dumped in the largest load of anything that our pickup has ever carried. I mean, she's gotta a real load of ... of ... poop!

 

No come on...who has a gal that can beat that!

 

G'Day Griz,

 

Jane is just the same. A couple of weeks ago we got a truck load of horse manure and she has been happily throwing it around everywhere.

 

What I do find hilarious is Jane and our neighbour. They are nice people, originally from Turkey. Jane has got the woman to start a vege garden of her own. We have a few chooks. Our neighbour asked for some chicken manure. Now,I think it's fair to say Jane is a little frugal. She doesn't want to give her any! So our neighbour has been sending their children around with tasty Turkish offerings as graft. Of course, being grateful & polite, I accept the food with relish. This just adds to Janes dilemma.

 

Now I tell anyone who cares to listen, Jane is so tight she won't even give our neighbours shit.

[griz326]

G'Day Griz,

 

Jane is just the same. A couple of weeks ago we got a truck load of horse manure and she has been happily throwing it around everywhere.

 

Now I tell anyone who cares to listen, Jane is so tight she won't even give our neighbours shit.

 

 

That's a hoot! I can see Lao Po doing the same thing if we had a neighbor with a garden.

[tsap seui]

Holy steamin' cow paddies, Batman....that is some really funny shit, Griz.

 

Earlier this year I had to shovel 8 tons of horse marbles into a wheelbarrow and spread it out 4 inches deep on a large hillside around a house but your wife takes the cake, or paddy as the case may be, on this one, at least as far as any Chinese gals I know.

 

tsap seui

[NewDay2006]

I'm curious, isn't it a little late for the manure? or will this be in preparation for next season?

[griz326]

She's prepping the gardens for next year...but as green as that crap was...it'll still be green then!

[Dennis143]

Mine just saves up her pee in plastic jugs and then gives her garden a weekly dose of her own Miracle Grow.

 

She no lika cow poo.