Real Chinese Food

[Minister]

When I was in China, I managed to eat everything but the silkworm cocoons... I said "No thank you."

 

I was told, "They are very delicious!"

 

I said, "Perhaps horse poop tastes like apple pie. I will never know because I'm not going to eat it."

 

I was told, "It has a lot of protein."

 

I replied, "So does (-_^), but I'm not going to eat that either."

 

Before my parents arrived for the engagement party, I was asked about what they should order for the party. My request was simple, "Anything is OK, but please remove the face from whatever we are eating."

 

As anyone who's been to China knows, this is a legitimate request.