Top 10: August "mishap"

[Eric&Yuhui]

10/ Can't be at the beach and the consulate at same time, right?

 

9/ June people were on our case already. Bunch of leaches.

 

8/ October people are a real pain you know? We couldn't take it anymore.

 

7/ Couldn't figure out the Windows service pack upgrade for the visa machine until October. Had to call CompUSA.

 

6/ Forgot to pay our rent.. Visa machine confiscated late July by PLA.

World Bank stepped in october... We're in the clear, folks.

 

5/ Ask those smart guys at State ! How would I know ?

 

4/ Embargo on Iraqi made visa paper... Sorry.. Lifted now.

 

3/ That "public notice " When we said "6 to 8 weeks", sorry, was a typo by a doped up clerk.. We meant "months"!

 

2/ We like to hold people's life in our hands.

 

1/ We still get our X-mas bonus right??

 

[owenkrout]

Number 5 typifies the attitude that I have seen on this end.

[tonado]

I like #3.