A New Top Ten List

[Dave G.]

You want a top 10 list? You think you can handle the truth?

 

The Top Ten Factual Reasons Dave G Has Be Absent...

 

10. http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung0903/liebe/love-smiley-081.gifhttp://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung0903/liebe/love-smiley-076.gif

9. Serving as alternate member of the Las Vegas Tourist Association.

8. Answering this question: Does your housekeeper clean monthly or weekly? (Answer = weekly). What exactly does she do?

7. Discovering that a Ph.D. in Clinical Psych DOES NOT facilitate the setting of limits on a Chinese 10 year-old. http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung0903/traurig/sad-smiley-008.gif

6. Out with the old, in with the new: Replacing Western food stocks with Eastern ones. (Sound familiar anyone???)

5. Receiving gentle reminders on saving money, i.e., heating, lights, etc., while getting long shopping lists for the following day. http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung0903/traurig/sad-smiley-066.gif

4. More http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung0903/liebe/love-smiley-076.gifhttp://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung0903/liebe/love-smiley-076.gif

3. Honing my skills in Xbox and shooting pool...and STILL getting my a$$ kicked by a boy three days on US soil! http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung0903/sport/sport-smiley-002.gif

2. Secretly wondering "How the fuc* am I going to afford all this?!?!?!?" http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung0903/traurig/sad-smiley-048.gif

1. Savoring each and every second with my new family. (Sorry...sappy, but true.) http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung0903/liebe/love-smiley-054.gif

 

Side story: After a great Chinese dinner last night, JM decided it would be fun to walk the dogs. The "baby" (100 lbs of love) is still working on leash training. The boy thought he'd enjoy walking her. Well...she ended up walking him. So, we traded dogs I gave JM the 150 lbs dog to walk while I kept working on the baby's training. Three minutes later -- thank God we can laugh about it now -- I looked up and saw my big dog attacking another huge dog, while my my 5-month pregnant fiancee and her boy were lying in the gutter, having been dragged into it when the big dog attacked. Oh, the joys of the new family. JM was so sweet about it. When we were falling asleep, she started laughing hysterically about it all. What a great sport!!!

 

PS: Why do I post now? They're both asleep. Spin that to your heart's desire.

[se_lang]

well it is good to see you are having a good time, I hope you wife is ok I know my ex(about7-8 months plump) was drug down a hallway when my 2 huskies went after the plumber, the hopital said the baby was more protected then she was. Anyway welcome back and when do we get to see pics of clean house

[Mick]

I guess I should say "10/4 Good Buddy"

[robhon]

Ahhh! I like #1 one the best. I guess I'm a sap too.

[Francine-gg]

number 10 looks good too

[robhon]

number 10 looks good too B)

One thing leads to another, I guess.

[se_lang]

I think Mick has right Idea "10/4" #10 & #4

[robhon]

Over the last month the Candle site has definitely taken on much more of a... how should I say... Vegas flavoring to it.

[Mick]

I think Mick has right Idea "10/4"  #10 & #4

Glad at least somebody caught that!

[warpedbored]

I'm rather partial to the 10/4 myself lol. Thanks for the glimpse into post K-visa life.

Carl

[tywy_99]

lookie here!

I use to see Dave G. here all the time. Even in the wee hours of the morning. But NOT NO MORE!......Could it be.....no,,, I care not to venture a guess. Anyways, Dave has "laid" it out for us all to see...........

 

-Happy Trails to you and your family, Dave!... B)

[tonyontherock]

where did you get those little thingy that moves?