amanda1969 Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 ÀÏÍâ±æ±ðÖйúÈ˵Ä88ÖÖ·½·¨ ×÷Õߣº²»Ïê¶Áºó¸Ð£º±¾ÈË·ûºÏ²¿·ÖÌõ¼þ¡£ 1.You look like you are 18. Äã¿´ÆðÀ´ºÃÏñ²Å18Ëê(¶«·½ÈËÆձ鿴ÆðÀ´ÄêÇá, ºÇºÇ) ¡¡¡¡2.You like to eat chicken feet. Äãϲ»¶³Ô¼¦½Å ¡¡¡¡3.You suck on fish heads and fish fins.Äã³ÔÓãʱ»áÎüÓãÍ·ºÍÓã÷¢(ËûÃǶ¼ÊÇÖ±½ÓÇеôµÄ) ¡¡¡¡4.You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging on your rear view mirror. ÄãµÄ³µ×ÓºóÊÓ¾µÉÏ»áµõÖйú°ÚÉè(żûÓÐ, ÀÏ°Ö²»ÈÃ, ˵һ¿´¾ÍÊÇÖйúÈË, Ë×, ÓôÃÆ) ¡¡¡¡5.You sing karaoke. Ä㳪KTV(ÌÆÈ˽ֲÅÓеÄÍæÒâ¶ù) ¡¡¡¡6.Your house is covered with tile.ÄãµÄ·¿×ÓÆ̵ÄÊÇ´Éש(ÀÏÍⶼÊÇľ°å) ¡¡¡¡7.Your kitchen is covered by a sticky film of grease.ÄãµÄ³ø·¿¸²¸Ç×ÅÒ»²ãºñºñµÄÓÍÖ¬(°®³´¶«Î÷µÄÔµ¹Ê) ¡¡¡¡8.Your stove is covered with aluminum foil. ÄãµÄ¯×ÓÉÏÃæÓÐÂÁ² ¡¡¡¡9.You leave the plastic covers on your remote control. ÄãµÄÒ£¿ØÆ÷ÍâÃæ°ü×ÅËÜÁÏ(·¢ÏÖÕæµÄÖ»ÓÐÖйúÈ˲ÅÕâÑù) ¡¡¡¡10.You"ve never kissed your mom or dad. Äã´ÓûÎǹýÄ㸸ĸ(ÖйúÈËËÕâÑù°¡) ¡¡¡¡11.You"ve never hugged your mom or dad. Äã´Óû±§¹ýÄ㸸ĸ(Ó׶ù԰ʱËã²»Ëã?) ¡¡¡¡12.Your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500. ÄãµÄÊÓ¾õÏëÏóÁ¦µÍÓÚ20/500(²»ÖªÉ¶Òâ˼) ¡¡¡¡13.You wear contacts,to avoid wearing your "coke bottle glasses". Äã´÷ÒþÐÎÑÛ¾µ, ÕâÑù²ÅÄܱÜÃâ´÷ÄãµÄ"Æ¿µ×ÑÛ¾µ"(Ôõô˵µÃÖйúÈ˺ÃÏñ¶¼½üÊÓ? ż¾Í²»Ôõô´÷ÑÛ¾µ, ²»¹ýÒ²½üÊÓÁ½Èý°ÙÁË, ºÇºÇ) ¡¡¡¡14.You"ve worn glasses since you were in fifth grade. ÄãÎåÄ꼶¿ªÊ¼¾Í´÷ÑÛ¾µÁË. (ÖйúÈ˶¼ÊÇ°®Ñ§Ï°µÄºÃº¢×Ó... ÔõôÓÖ¸úÑÛ¾µÓйØ?) ¡¡¡¡15.Your hair sticks up when you wake up. Äã˯ÐѺóÍ··¢»áÊúÆðÀ´. ¡¡¡¡16.You"ll haggle over something that is not negotiable. Äã»áΪһЩ²»¿ÉÖÊÒɵÄÊÂÇé±çÂÛ. (ÎÞÀíÈ¡ÄÖ???) ¡¡¡¡17.You love to use coupons. Äãϲ»¶ÓÃÕÛ¼Ûȯ. (ÇÚ¼ó½ÚÔ¼~~) ¡¡¡¡18.You drive around looking for the cheapest petrol. ÄãΪÁË×î±ãÒ˵ÄÆûÓͷѲ»Ï¢¿ª×ųµ×Óµ½´¦ÕÒ. (¶÷, ÎÒ°Ö¾ÍÕâÑù) ¡¡¡¡19.You drive around for hours looking for the best parking space. Ä㿪×ųµ×Ó¶µÈ¦ÎªÁËÕÒµ½×îºÃµÄÍ£³µÎ». (¿´À´ÀÏÍâÕæµÄ²»Ì«½²¾¿Õâ¸ö.) ¡¡¡¡20.You take showers at night. ÄãÍíÉÏÏ´Ôè. (Ðí¶àÃÀ¹úÈ˶¼ÊÇÔçÉÏÏ´, ²»ÖªµÀΪʲô) ¡¡¡¡21.You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms. Âõ귿¼äÀïµÄ·ÇÃâ·ÑʳƷÄ㶼²»³Ô. (ÄÇЩ¶«Î÷¶¼ÊÇover-chargedÁ˵Ä, ËÄÇô±¿°¡) ¡¡¡¡22.You don"t mind squeezing 20people into one motel room. Äã²»½éÒâ¶þÊ®¸öÈ˼·Ò»¼äÆû³µÂ÷¿. (ÄÇҲ̫¿ÙÃÅÁË°É...) ¡¡¡¡23.Most girls have more body hair than you,if you are male. Èç¹ûÄãÊÇÄÐÈË, ÄÇôÄãÉíÉϵÄÌåë±È´ó¶àÊýÅ®ÈËÉÙ. (ÓÖ²»ÊÇ´óÐÉÐÉ, ÀÏ×ÓÒªÄÇô¶àÌåë¸Éʲô?) ¡¡¡¡24.You tap the table when someone pours tea for you. ±ðÈËΪÄãµ¹²èÄã¾ÍÓÃÊÖÇÃÒ»ÏÂ×À×Ó. ¡¡¡¡(Ôڹ㶫²èÂ¥ÓÈÆäÈç´Ë, ²»È»Ã»Àñò) ¡¡¡¡25.You say "Aiya!"and "Wah!"frequently.Äã¾³£Ëµ"°¥(¶þÉù)ѽ(ËÄÉù)" ºÍ "ÍÛ(ËÄÉù)". ¡¡¡¡26.You don"t want to wear your seatbelt because it is uncomfortable.Ä㲻ϲ»¶Ïµ°²È«´øÒòΪ°²È«´øÈÃÄã¸Ð¾õ²»Êæ·þ. (ÔÎ~~~~~~~ ¡¡¡¡27.You love Las Vegas,slot machines,and blackjack. Äãϲ»¶À˹ά¼Ó˹, ÀÏ»¢»úºÍ¶þʮһµã. (ÖйúÈ˺öÄ, µØÇòÈ˶¼ÖªµÀ) ¡¡¡¡28.You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully,so you can reuse the paper. ¡¡¡¡ÄãϸÐĵشò¿ªÄãµÄÊ¥µ®½ÚÀñÎï, ÒòΪÄãÒªÁô×Å°ü×°Ö½ÔÙÓÃ. (˽ÐżûǮ°¡) ¡¡¡¡29.You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas,when they are 50%off. ÄãÖ»»áÔÚÊ¥µ®½ÚºóÂòÊ¥µ®¿¨, ÒòΪËûÃÇ´òÁËÎåÕÛ. (Õâ¸ù±¾¾ÍÊÇÔÚ˵ÎÒ, Ê¥µ®½Ú¿¨Áô×ÅÏÂÒ»ÄêÓÃ, Ê¡ÏÂÒ»±ÊÇ®ºÃºÃ³ÔÒ»¶Ù¸ü»®Ëã) ¡¡¡¡30.You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.ÄãµÄ³ø·¿×À×ÓÉÏÓÐÒ»ÌõĨ²¼. (ÀÏÍâÖ»ÓÐÖ½½í) ¡¡¡¡31.You spit bones and other food scraps on the table.That"s why you need the vinyl tablecloth. Äã°Ñ¹ÇÍ·ºÍÆäËûÔÓËéÍÂÔÚ×À×ÓÉÏ, ËùÒÔÄã±ØÐëÓÐĨ²¼. (ûÍÂÔÚÖ½½íÉϵĺó¹û, ÀÏÍâÕæÊÇÀË·Ñ...) ¡¡¡¡32.You have stuff in the freezer since the beginning of time. ÄãµÄµç±ùÏä´æ×ÅÒ»ÍòÄêÇ°µÄʳÎï. ¡¡¡¡33.You use the dishwasher as a dish rack. Äã°ÑÏ´Íë»úµ±Íë³÷ ¡¡¡¡34.You have never used your dishwasher. Äã´ÓÀ´Ã»ÓùýÄãµÄÏ´Íë»ú. ¡¡¡¡35.You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times. ÄãÓÐÒ»¸öÈÈˮƿÀïÃæÓÀԶװ×ÅÈÈË®. (×ÔÀ´Ë®²»ÊÇÈËÈ˶¼ºÈµÃ¹ßµÄ~~~) ¡¡¡¡36.You eat all meals in the kitchen. ÄãÔÚ³ø·¿³Ô·¹. ¡¡¡¡37.You save grocery bags,tin foil,and tin containers. Äã°ÑÓùýµÄËÜÁÏ´ü, ÎýÖ½ºÍÎýÅÌÁô×Å. ¡¡¡¡38.You have a piano in your living room. Äã¿ÍÌüÀïÓÐÒ»¼Ü¸ÖÇÙ. (¹ÜËû»á²»»áµ¯, ¿´ÆðÀ´±¶¶ùÓÐÃæ×Ó) ¡¡¡¡39.You pick your teeth at the dinner table (but you cover your mouth).Äã»áÔÚ²Í×ÀÉÏÌÞÑÀ, µ«ÊÖÕÚ×Å×ì. ¡¡¡¡40.You twirl your pen around your fingers. Äã»áת±Ê ¡¡¡¡41.You hate to waste food. ÄãÌÖÑáÀË·ÑʳÎï. (ûȥ¹ý´ó½²Í¹Ý³Ô¹ý·¹µÄÀÏÍâ, °¦...) ¡¡¡¡42.You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.Äã±ùÏäÀïÓÐÈý¿ÚÊ£·¹ºÍÒ»Ö»¼¦Òí. ¡¡¡¡43.You don"t own any real Tupperware -only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs,takeout containers,and jam jars. Äã¼ÒÀïûÓÐÈκμÒÓÃËÜÁÏÖÆÆ·£¬Ö»ÓÐÒ»³÷×ÓÏ´¹ýÔÙÄÃÀ´ÓõÄÓÍÆ¿£¬·¹ºÐºÍ½´Ì³×Ó¡£ ¡¡¡¡44.You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses. Äã°Ñ¹û½´Æ¿µ±Ë®±ÓÃ. (¿¿, żû¼û¹ý) ¡¡¡¡45.You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel. ÄãÓÐÊÕ¼¯ÂùÝÃâ·ÑÏ´·¢Ë®Æ¿×ӵİ®ºÃ ¡¡¡¡46.You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (travel means any car ride longer than 15minutes).These snacks are always dried and include dried plums,mango,ginger,and squid. Äãÿ´ÎÍâ³öÊ®Îå·ÖÖÓ¶¼»á´ø×ÅÄãµÄÁãʳ:¸Éâ¹û, Àî×Ó»ò¿¾öÏÓã. ¡¡¡¡47.You wash your rice at least 2-3times before cooking it. Äã»áÏ´2-3´ÎÃ×. ¡¡¡¡48.Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself. Äã°ÖÒÔΪ×Ô¼º¿ÉÒÔÐÞÈκζ«Î÷. ¡¡¡¡49.The dashboard of your Honda is covered by hundreds of small toys. ÄãµÄ³µ×ÓÀï¶ÑÁËÎÞÊýÍæż. ¡¡¡¡50.You don"t use measuring cups. Äã²»ÓÃÁ¿± ¡¡¡¡51.You beat eggs with chopsticks. ÄãÓÿê×Ó´ò¼¦µ°. ¡¡¡¡52.You have a teacup with a cover on it. ÄãÓÐÒ»¸öÓиǵIJè±. (²èºøÂï~~~) ¡¡¡¡53.You always look phone numbers up in the phone book,since calling information ¡¡¡¡(*69)costs 50cents. Äã×ÜÊÇÔڵ绰²¾ÀïÕҵ绰ºÅÂë, ÒòΪ×Éѯµç»°·ÑÓÃΪÎå½Ç. ¡¡¡¡54.You only make long distance calls after 11pm. ÄãÖ»ÔÚ11µãºó´ò³¤Í¾. (Ãâ·ÑÃÀ¹ú¹úÄÚ, Öйú²»ÖªÊ²Ã´Ê±ºò²ÅÓÐ, ÓоºÕù¹ûÈ»»¹ÊǼþºÃÊÂ, bsÖйúµçÐÅ) ¡¡¡¡55.If you are male,you clap at something funny and if you are female,you giggle whilst placing a hand over your mouth.Èç¹ûÄãÊÇλÄÐÐÔ£¬Äã»á¶ÔºÃÍæµÄ¶«Î÷¹ÄÕÆ£¬Èç¹ûÄãÊÇλŮÐÔ£¬Äã»áÎæ×Å×ì¿©¿©µÄЦ£¨Ð¦²»Â·³ÝÂ ¡¡¡¡56.You like Chinese films in their original undubbed versions. Äãϲ»¶Ã»ÓÐÅä¹ýÒôµÄÖйúµçÓ°. ¡¡¡¡57.You love Chinese Martial Arts films. Äãϲ»¶Öйú¹¦·òƬ. ¡¡¡¡58.You"ve learnt some form of martial arts. Äã»áһЩÖйúÎäÊõ. ¡¡¡¡59.Shaolin actually means something to you.ÉÙÁÖ¶ÔÄãÀ´ËµÊÇÓк¬ÒåµÄ ¡¡¡¡60.You like congee with thousand-year-old eggs. Äãϲ»¶ºÜÀϵĵ°ÅäµÄÖà. (What?)Ó¦¸ÃÊÇƤµ°ÊÝÈâÖà°É ¡¡¡¡61.You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached. Äãϲ»¶ÓÐͷβµÄϺ. ¡¡¡¡62.You never call your parents just to say hi. Äã´Ó²»ÎªÁËÎÊÉùºÃ¶øcallÄ㸸ĸ. (ʧʵÑÏÖØ, Õâ¸öÀÏÍâÈÏʶµÄÖйúÈ˶¼Ì«¿ÙÃÅÁË, Á¬¸ö¹ú¼Ê³¤Í¾Ò²Ê¡, bsÖ®) ¡¡¡¡63.If you don"t live at home,when your parents call,they ask if you"ve eaten,even if it"s midnight.Èç¹ûÄã²»ÔÚ¼Ò, ÄãµÄ¸¸Ä¸»á´òµç»°ÎÊÄã³ÔÁËÂð, ¾ÍËã°ëÒ¹12µãÒ²²»ÀýÍâ. ¡¡¡¡64.When you"re sick,your parents tell you not to eat fried foods or baked goods due to yeet hay. µ±Ä㲡Á˵Äʱºò, Ä㸸ĸҪÄã²»³ÔÓÍըʳƷºÍ¿¾µÄ¶«Î÷, ÒòΪ"ÈÈÆøyeet hay". ¹ã¶«Òô ¡¡¡¡65.You know what yeet hay is. ÄãÖªµÀʲôÊÇÈÈÆø ¡¡¡¡66.You e-mail your Chinese friends at work,even though you only 10feet apart. ÄãÉÏ°àʱ¸øÄãÖйúÅóÓÑsend email, ¼´Ê¹ÄãÃÇÏà¾à10³ß. ¡¡¡¡67.You use a face cloth. Äã·óÃæĤ. ¡¡¡¡68.You starve yourself before going to all you can eat places. ÄãÈ¥³Ô×ÔÖú²ÍÇ°»á°Ñ×Ô¼º¶ö¸ö°ëËÀ. ¡¡¡¡69.You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or electronics. ÄãÈÏʶ¿ÉÒÔ´òÕÛÂô¸øÄãÖ鱦»òµçÆ÷µÄÈË. ¡¡¡¡70.You save your old Coke bottle glasses even though you"re never going to use them again. ÄãÁô×ÅÓùýµÄ¿ÉÀÖÆ¿. ¡¡¡¡71.You own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it. ÄãÓÐ×Ô¼ºµÄÇÐÈ⵶¶øÇÒÄã»áÄ¥Ëü ¡¡¡¡72.Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin. ÄãµÄÑÀ¸à¶¼¼·µ½Ö½Ò»Ñù±¡. ¡¡¡¡73.You know what moon cakes are. ÄãÖªµÀʲôÊÇÔ±ý. ¡¡¡¡74.When there is a sale on toilet paper,you buy 100rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out.µ±²ÞÖ½½µ¼Ûʱ, ÄãÂòÁË100¶à¾í²¢¶ÚÔÚÒ³÷»ò±ðÈ˵ķ¿¼äÀï. (Õâ¸öÀ÷º¦, ÄǸö±»Õ¼ÁìÎÔÊÒµÄÈËÕæ¿ÉÁ¯) ¡¡¡¡75.Your parents know how to launch nasal projectiles. ²»ÖªµÀʲôÒâ˼ ¡¡¡¡76.You iron your own shirts. Äã×Ô¼ºÌÌÒ·þ. (Òâ˼ÊǸ¸Ä¸²»»áÌÌ, ÀÏÍ⾢СÇÆÔÛÖйúÈË, ¿´ÎÒ·ÉÆðÒ»ÍÈ, °¡Ôú~~~~`) ¡¡¡¡77.You play a musical °üº¬ument.Äã»áµ¯×àÒ»ÖÖÀÖÆ÷. (µ±È», ÔÛÖйúÈË´òС¶¼ÊÇÌì²Å, ÍÛ¹þ¹þ¹þ¹þ¹þ¹þ¹þ¹þ.......) ¡¡¡¡78.Even if you"re totally full,if someone says they"re going to throw away the leftovers on the table,you"ll finish them.¼´Ê¹Äã±¥ÁË, µ±±ðÈËÒª°ÑʣϵIJ˵¹µôʱÄã»áÒ»×ì°ÑËü³ÔÍê. (........really?.......) ¡¡¡¡79.You"ve eaten a red bean popsicle.Äã³Ô¹ýºì¶¹±ù¹÷ ¡¡¡¡80.You bring oranges (or other produce)with you as a gift when you visit people"s homes. Äã°Ý·Ã±ðÈËʱ»á´ø×ÅË®¹û ¡¡¡¡81.You fight over who pays the dinner bill.ÄãÔڲͺóÇÀן¶Õʵ¥. ¡¡¡¡82.You majored in something practical like engineering,medicine or law. ÄãµÄÖ÷¿ÆÊÇʵÓÃÐ͵Ä, ¹¤³Ìѧ, »úеѧ»ò·¨ÂÉ. ¡¡¡¡83.You live with your parents and you are 30years old (and they prefer it that way).Or if you"re married and 30years old,you live in the apartment next door to your parents,or at least in the same neighborhood.ÄãÈýÊ®Ëêʱ»¹ºÍ¸¸Ä¸×¡ÔÚÒ»Æð²¢ÇÒËûÃÇҲϲ»¶ÄãÕâÑù. »òÕßÄãÒѾÈýÊ®Ëê²¢ÇÒ½á»éÁË, µ«Ä㻹סÔÚ¸¸Ä¸¸ô±Ú»òͬ¸öСÇø. ¡¡¡¡84.You don"t tip more than 10%at a restaurant,and if you do,you tip Chinese delivery guys/waiters more. Äã²»»á¸ø³¬¹ý10%µÄС·Ñ, ¼´Ê¹ÓÐÒ²ÊǸøÖйú·þÎñÔ±. (¿¿, ÎÒ¶¼ÊǸø15%µÄ, ¸ø10%È˼ҺÞËÀÄã. ¿ÉÄÜÿ¸öÖݲ»Ò»Ñù°É) ¡¡¡¡85.You have acquired a taste for bitter melon. Äã°®ºÃ³Ô¿à¹Ï. (ÎҾͲ»°®³Ô¿à¹Ï, ¿à¹ÏÌÀ»¹¿ÉÒÔ) ¡¡¡¡86.You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl,but don"t eat the last piece of food on the table.Äã³Ô¹âÍëÀïµÄ×îºóÒ»Á£Ã×, µ«²»³ÔÅÌÀïµÄ×îºóÒ»¿Ú²Ë. ¡¡¡¡87.You know why there are 88reasons. ÄãÖªµÀΪʲôÕâÀïÓÐ88Ìõ. ¡¡¡¡88.You see the truth in this and then send it to all your Chinese friends. Äã·¢¾õÕâÀï˵µÄ¶¼ÊÇÕæµÄ, ËùÒÔÄã°ÑËüsend ¸øÄãÈÏʶµÄËùÓÐÖйúÅóÓÑ. (ºÇºÇ~~~) Link to comment
Sebastian Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 (edited) Cool - I am more Chinese than I thought. Edited December 9, 2008 by rogerluli (see edit history) Link to comment
rogerluli Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 According to my cursory investigation I'm up to 20 out of 88 of these in my "becoming Chinese life"... Link to comment
Stepbrow Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 Thanks, Amanda. That was so much fun to read. Link to comment
LaurenAmber Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 Wow haha, sooooooo much applies to my husband haha Link to comment
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