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10/ EMS?? Damn we sent the visa letter to your local hospital ! Thought State Department meant Emergency Medical Services !

 

9/ Can't afford the postal rate hike, the way our deficit goes.

 

8/ It has to transit through Vladivostok first. Russia needs the business

 

7/ Can't figure out the Air Way Bill.. It's in damn Chinese !

 

6/ Actually we lied... NO EMS.. We are using doped up donkeys for deliveries. They only charge a carrot every 200 miles.

 

5/ ChinaPost sued us in Federal court today. Had to back out.

 

4/ We tried to contract with United.. But they're kinda busy shutting down

 

3/ Can't you people have addresses in PLAIN English??

 

2/ About this AirWayBill tracing number.. Hope you got a degree in cryptology pal !

 

1/ You STILL can hope... It's a free country..

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