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Leiqin likes to pull on my earlobes for luck. I don't like having my earlobes pulled. :angry: Their long enough without her stretching them more. She will often comment that she knows I will have a long life, because I have long, dangly, unattached earlobes, just like Buddha! :(

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My mom and dad always told me that I had been kicked by the family mule.

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Dennis, you'd better let her pull your earlobes, to make it longer and bigger. When your earlobes move, you sing "I believe I can fly...I believe I can touch the sky......."

 

When you guys were mischievous as a kid, you mothers pulled you noses.

When Chinese kids were mischievous, our mothers just pushed our noses.

You see now how different our noses are!

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Unfortunately, it is not only my earlobes that are big, but the entire package... and worse yet, they don't rest flush with my head. Does this make me "extra lucky?" or merely "extra dumbo"

I await your answer with trepidation...

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Unfortunately, it is not only my earlobes that are big, but the entire package... and worse yet, they don't rest flush with my head.  Does this make me "extra lucky?" or merely "extra dumbo"

I await your answer with trepidation...

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Sorry for being dirty -_-

 

A gynecologist said: "After child birth, women's vagina got slack which has caused increasing divorce rate for recent years."

I suggested "Find big western guys!"

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Unfortunately, it is not only my earlobes that are big, but the entire package... and worse yet, they don't rest flush with my head.  Does this make me "extra lucky?" or merely "extra dumbo"

I await your answer with trepidation...

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Sorry for being dirty :D

 

A gynecologist said: "After child birth, women's vagina got slack which has caused increasing divorce rate for recent years."

I suggested "Find big western guys!"

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-_- Post of the year!!

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Leiqin likes to pull on my earlobes for luck.  I don't like having my earlobes pulled.  -_-  Their long enough without her stretching them more.  She will often comment that she knows I will have a long life, because I have long, dangly, unattached earlobes, just like Buddha!  :(

http://i1.tinypic.com/207nrec.jpg

 

My mom and dad always told me that I had been kicked by the family mule.

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Jie does the same to me. I tried to figure out why, butt to no avail it was lost in interpretation. :lol:

 

All I could get out of her was, "nice, very nice." Pulling at my ears while we are sitting there watching TV. Even while I am asleep she jacks with my ears. :D I just couldn't figure it out. Now I have another similarity with Buddha, Great! :Dah:

 

I'm already bald. :blink:

 

This would also possibly explain why she is trying to fatten me up. :P

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big earlobe = good fortune (including long life) -_-

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how about long eye brows (for men).. I thought my wife told me something about that...

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From Kill Bill 2 - Pai Mei (White Brows)

 

Long eye brows is equal to wisdom, knowledge, or old.

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big earlobe = good fortune (including long life) :)

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how about long eye brows (for men).. I thought my wife told me something about that...

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http://membres.lycos.fr/chobro/images/Pai%20Mei.jpg

 

From Kill Bill 2 - Pai Mei (White Brows)

 

Long eye brows is equal to wisdom, knowledge, or old.

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Or I prefer Gordon Liu :P

 

She prefers to stroke my eyebrows more than my ears...

 

Having background in massage, she tends to stick her fingers in my ears, roll them around and them pull them out quickly :blink:

 

Maybe this is some ancient method to make the earlobs bigger :lol:

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