Top 10 excuses for looong namechecks

[Eric&Yuhui]

10/ New though policy at Homeland: Senate confirmation required for each applicant.

 

9/ We just want to do it peeeerfect. Like good food ! It takes time !

 

8/ Idiots at Justice thought our memo was from OSHA for "safety" checks.

 

7/ Name checks? What name checks ?? .

Juuuust kidding ! We just love a good practical joke.

 

6/ No longer on speaking terms with the Feds since the "atta" thing.

 

5/ Would have done them sooner, but it was either that or work on our tan for the summer.

 

4/ Department computer's can't handle both solitaire and real work at the same time.

 

3/ We had it all alphabetized months ago, until the Chinese names came in and screwed things up.

 

2/ Hey ! , we're faster than the INS !

 

1/ Whatsa problem? Who wants to get married in winter ? it's freezing !

[tonado]

Eric,

 

Funny. You should be a writer for David Letterman.

[sysy]

This is even funnier than the last one. You should host your own show -- The Night show with Eric and Yuhui -- on CSPN.

[Robert S.]

Hey Eric, can I be your sidekick?

[Eric&Yuhui]

sure.. LOL