Mick Posted January 8, 2003 Report Share Posted January 8, 2003 After reading many conflicting messages given by DOS, CA, GZ, I offer the following with tongue in cheek of course. Name check procedure is as follows: GZ submits to DOS; DOS submits to DOJ; DOJ sumits to FBI; FBI submits to DOJ again. Then the train shifts tracks. DOJ submits to Trent Lott; Lott submits to Strom Thurmond ; Thurmond submits to Jerry Falwell B) ; the Falwell submits to an Advisory and Evaluation Committee at Bob Jones University. Again, this is just a little attempt to lighten up and add a little humor. Please don't anyone flame me for this. Would be open to suggestion as to what happens after Bob Jones. B) Link to comment
markimwaiting Posted January 8, 2003 Report Share Posted January 8, 2003 After reading many conflicting messages given by DOS, CA, GZ, I offer the following with tongue in cheek of course. Name check procedure is as follows: GZ submits to DOS; DOS submits to DOJ; DOJ sumits to FBI; FBI submits to DOJ again. Then the train shifts tracks. DOJ submits to Trent Lott; Lott submits to Strom Thurmond ; Thurmond submits to Jerry Falwell B) ; the Falwell submits to an Advisory and Evaluation Committee at Bob Jones University. Again, this is just a little attempt to lighten up and add a little humor. Please don't anyone flame me for this. Would be open to suggestion as to what happens after Bob Jones. B)This makes sense to me.heheheheheheheheDoesnt Stom then submit it to some lady he is fond of? Link to comment
dayfood Posted January 8, 2003 Report Share Posted January 8, 2003 Exactly right! Actually Lott sumit to Jessie Jackson, and Jessie Jackson sumit to Wild King Don, King Don sumit to OJ! Link to comment
bobmal99 Posted January 8, 2003 Report Share Posted January 8, 2003 And OJ says he will spend the rest of his life trying to get this mess straightened out!!! Link to comment
markimwaiting Posted January 8, 2003 Report Share Posted January 8, 2003 Exactly right! Actually Lott sumit to Jessie Jackson, and Jessie Jackson sumit to Wild King Don, King Don sumit to OJ! When King gets it, will he schedule it to fight Tyson? Link to comment
Mick Posted January 8, 2003 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2003 No Mark, I think at that point King schedules Tyson to fight Thurmond. The winner gets a shot at Richard Simmons. Link to comment
markimwaiting Posted January 8, 2003 Report Share Posted January 8, 2003 No Mark, I think at that point King schedules Tyson to fight Thurmond. The winner gets a shot at Richard Simmons. lol Link to comment
AngryTexan Posted January 8, 2003 Report Share Posted January 8, 2003 Mick, You missed the final step in the process. Bob Jones University then submits it to its most famous alumnus - Ashcroft. Link to comment
Mick Posted January 8, 2003 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2003 Texan: You're right. How blind of me. I think it is then that Ashcroft submits it to the dead guy who beat him in the 2000 Missouri Senatorial Election. Link to comment
owenkrout Posted January 8, 2003 Report Share Posted January 8, 2003 You're right!!! That is why nothing has been happening. It is all piled up on the dead guys desk waiting for him to take action. Link to comment
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