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[Randy W]

in the SCMP

 

Hong Kong man busted after ordering a hooker; turned out to be his wife

 

 

 

Upon arrival, the man received a message from an unknown number telling him to wait in Room 345 and take a shower. He complied with the instructions and was relaxing on the bed when the door swung open. To the shock of the man, the prostitute he had hired for the evening was his own wife. She was equally surprised, and several guests witnessed the woman chasing her naked husband through the hotel and into the car park.

To make matters worse for the man, the prostitution website refused to refund his pre-paid charge of HK$300 for the booking. “Despite not receiving any sex in this case,” wrote a representative from the billing department, “we can’t give you a refund, as the fact is you still got screwed.”

 

 

[amberjack1234]

in the SCMP

 

Hong Kong man busted after ordering a hooker; turned out to be his wife

 

 

 

Upon arrival, the man received a message from an unknown number telling him to wait in Room 345 and take a shower. He complied with the instructions and was relaxing on the bed when the door swung open. To the shock of the man, the prostitute he had hired for the evening was his own wife. She was equally surprised, and several guests witnessed the woman chasing her naked husband through the hotel and into the car park.

To make matters worse for the man, the prostitution website refused to refund his pre-paid charge of HK$300 for the booking. “Despite not receiving any sex in this case,” wrote a representative from the billing department, “we can’t give you a refund, as the fact is you still got screwed.”

 

 

That's about the funniest thing that I have ever heard.