Randy W Posted November 27, 2012 Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 from the People's DailyNorth Korea's top leader named The Onion's Sexiest Man Alive for 2012http://english.people.com.cn/mediafile/201211/27/F201211271114517176214725.jpg Link to comment
Randy W Posted November 27, 2012 Author Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 Oops! China’s Communist Party paper hails NKorea’s Kim being named The Onion’s ‘sexiest man’ Link to comment
tsap seui Posted November 27, 2012 Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 Hmmmmm....it looks like a turd.....I mean....a toad on a horse. I guess you have to kiss it to break the smell....er...ah....spell and make it sexy....cough cough. Link to comment
dnoblett Posted November 27, 2012 Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 Kim Jong-Un Named The Onion's Sexiest Man Alive For 2012 http://o.onionstatic.com/images/18/18759/16x9/635.jpg?2058The Onion is proud to announce that North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un, 29, has officially been named the newspaper’s Sexiest Man Alive for the year 2012. With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman’s dream come true. Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute, cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper’s editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and, of course, that famous smile. “He has that rare ability to somehow be completely adorable and completely macho at the same time,” Onion Style and Entertainment editor Marissa Blake-Zweibel said. “And that’s the quality that makes him the sort of man women want, and men want to be. He’s a real hunk with real intensity who also knows how to cut loose and let his hair down.” ...More: http://www.theonion....live-for,30379/ Link to comment
tsap seui Posted November 27, 2012 Report Share Posted November 27, 2012 (edited) Kim Jong-Un Named The Onion's Sexiest Man Alive For 2012 http://o.onionstatic.com/images/18/18759/16x9/635.jpg?2058The Onion is proud to announce that North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong-un, 29, has officially been named the newspaper’s Sexiest Man Alive for the year 2012. With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman’s dream come true. Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute, cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper’s editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and, of course, that famous smile. “He has that rare ability to somehow be completely adorable and completely macho at the same time,” Onion Style and Entertainment editor Marissa Blake-Zweibel said. “And that’s the quality that makes him the sort of man women want, and men want to be. He’s a real hunk with real intensity who also knows how to cut loose and let his hair down.” ...More: http://www.theonion....live-for,30379/ Wow, Dan, that Marissa chick says it all doesn't she. Why I was thinkin' myowndamnself about how purdy that handsome toad is, shucks, he's nothin' but a burnin' burnin' hunk o' funk. When I showed his photo to the lil' rabbit she passed plumb out....of course it was from laughter. Yep, all of us men folk want to look like Frog Boy, and have all the wimmin folk flockin' to us like flies on a run over toad layin' in the middle of the road. Mmmmm Hummmm tsap seui Edited November 27, 2012 by tsap seui (see edit history) 1 Link to comment
Yuanyang Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Yeah, he looks a whole lot like .... http://www.viralblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Psy-gangnam-style.jpg Not! Link to comment
warpedbored Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Beautiful horse though. Link to comment
Yuanyang Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Beautiful horse though. I wonder if it's stuffed? Link to comment
Mick Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 I'm with you, Carl. I liked the horse a lot better. Link to comment
credzba Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 On a little bit more serious note, when I look at his fat face, and think of the starving common people in N. Korea, I am sad.If only leaders (in all countries) had to bear some portion of the pain the common people bear, the world would have better leaders. 1 Link to comment
Urkidding Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 Hmmmmm....it looks like a turd.....I mean....a toad on a horse. I guess you have to kiss it to break the smell....er...ah....spell and make it sexy....cough cough. Unkie Chop Suie is right..ya gotta kiss it to break tha ummm... smell...spell and make it sexy!!!! http://i49.tinypic.com/2uivec0.jpg 1 Link to comment
warpedbored Posted November 28, 2012 Report Share Posted November 28, 2012 The horse looks like an Appaloosa. Although this coloring of horses has been around for centuries the Appaloosa breed was developed by the Nez Pierce tribe in the Pacific northwest, particularly Idaho. Link to comment
knloregon Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 "...Centaurs are thought of in many Greek myths as wild and untamed horses......" OOOOHHHHHH Yes ~ ! Onion got it right! (As did the People's Daily) --- which reported the Onion's story as straight news... Link to comment
Dan R Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 "...Centaurs are thought of in many Greek myths as wild and untamed horses......" OOOOHHHHHH Yes ~ ! Onion got it right! (As did the People's Daily) --- which reported the Onion's story as straight news... Hold on there son. Ya mean I read all the way through this thread and you guys were only joshin? Link to comment
tsap seui Posted November 29, 2012 Report Share Posted November 29, 2012 Hmmmmm....it looks like a turd.....I mean....a toad on a horse. I guess you have to kiss it to break the smell....er...ah....spell and make it sexy....cough cough. Unkie Chop Suie is right..ya gotta kiss it to break tha ummm... smell...spell and make it sexy!!!! http://i49.tinypic.com/2uivec0.jpgSee, that's all the toad needed to look sexy. I can only guess Larry Flynt kissed him to make the transformation....probably because he couldn't roll away in his wheel chair quick enough. Anyhow, Toad boy looks a wee bit horsey in the face now but much better than before. Now.....the horse? Somebody outta shoot that ugly creature and put it out of it's misery. WhooWee, I've seen pigs that look better than that old nag Got to agree with whoever said looking at that overfed clown you can't help but think about the starving masses he rules. Some folks don't get any breaks. May Frog Boy die on his dinner. tsap seui Thanks for the laugh cuzin' Andraw Link to comment
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