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What if you have to pee?

 

 

When you gotta go . . . well, you shudda already went !!

 

http://www.fastcompany.com/blog/ariel-schw...ing-save-energy

 

 

LOL. No wonder I always fly JAL, not ANA. :D One hour can be a long time to wait for some people.... :blink: :D :o

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It doesn't make sense to keep passengers in seats one hr before landing. What about other time? A terrorist can detonate a bomb any time in the air. Extra screening at check in makes more sense.

 

NO sarcasm intended whatsoever to you Tony, as I agree with you about the initial screening...why the hell let the bomb material on the plane to begin with.

 

Soon to come from your friendly airlines.....

 

Please arrive at your departure airport 6 hours before your flight. Each passenger will under go am INTENSIVE strip search to include deep penetration cavity check. Please wear clean underwear and thoroughly wash your ass and private parts....a squirt of an expensive cologne on your private parts would be welcome.

 

NO CARRY ON BAGGAGE ALLOWED, to include women's purses and men's "European Travel Bags".

 

Please enjoy your flight with us, we appreaciate your business and the look at your equipment.

 

tsap seui

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It doesn't make sense to keep passengers in seats one hr before landing. What about other time? A terrorist can detonate a bomb any time in the air. Extra screening at check in makes more sense.

 

NO sarcasm intended whatsoever to you Tony, as I agree with you about the initial screening...why the hell let the bomb material on the plane to begin with.

 

Soon to come from your friendly airlines.....

 

Please arrive at your departure airport 6 hours before your flight. Each passenger will under go am INTENSIVE strip search to include deep penetration cavity check. Please wear clean underwear and thoroughly wash your ass and private parts....a squirt of an expensive cologne on your private parts would be welcome.

 

NO CARRY ON BAGGAGE ALLOWED, to include women's purses and men's "European Travel Bags".

 

Please enjoy your flight with us, we appreaciate your business and the look at your equipment.

 

tsap seui

 

And there will STILL be lamebrains that can't do their job!

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It doesn't make sense to keep passengers in seats one hr before landing. What about other time? A terrorist can detonate a bomb any time in the air. Extra screening at check in makes more sense.

 

NO sarcasm intended whatsoever to you Tony, as I agree with you about the initial screening...why the hell let the bomb material on the plane to begin with.

 

Soon to come from your friendly airlines.....

 

Please arrive at your departure airport 6 hours before your flight. Each passenger will under go am INTENSIVE strip search to include deep penetration cavity check. Please wear clean underwear and thoroughly wash your ass and private parts....a squirt of an expensive cologne on your private parts would be welcome.

 

NO CARRY ON BAGGAGE ALLOWED, to include women's purses and men's "European Travel Bags".

 

Please enjoy your flight with us, we appreaciate your business and the look at your equipment.

 

tsap seui

 

And there will STILL be lamebrains that can't do their job!

 

Hey, it's the gubmit doing the inspections...we'd be better off with the Cub Scouts doing the inspections...at least the Cub Scouts have "adult" leadership. :(

 

tsap seui

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It doesn't make sense to keep passengers in seats one hr before landing. What about other time? A terrorist can detonate a bomb any time in the air. Extra screening at check in makes more sense.

 

NO sarcasm intended whatsoever to you Tony, as I agree with you about the initial screening...why the hell let the bomb material on the plane to begin with.

 

Soon to come from your friendly airlines.....

 

Please arrive at your departure airport 6 hours before your flight. Each passenger will under go am INTENSIVE strip search to include deep penetration cavity check. Please wear clean underwear and thoroughly wash your ass and private parts....a squirt of an expensive cologne on your private parts would be welcome.

 

NO CARRY ON BAGGAGE ALLOWED, to include women's purses and men's "European Travel Bags".

 

Please enjoy your flight with us, we appreaciate your business and the look at your equipment.

 

tsap seui

 

 

It's suffice to say that the bad guys made their point.

Even if their initial motives weren't achieved, the secondary effects have left (and will continue to leave) their marks on all of us for a long time.

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Make sure you check in early with these new regulation.

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http://www.boston.com/business/articles/20...ngers_in_seats/

 

"Some airlines were telling passengers on Saturday that new government security regulations prohibit them from leaving their seats beginning an hour before landing"

 

Never heard anything about this on my flight on Continental.

Just got off the from AZ about an hour ago and passengers where up a walking around within minutes of landing

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