tsap seui Posted November 16, 2008 Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 Lookie thar, cuzin' rOggiE trying to be coy and act like he didn't know what that chair does, yet he knows about the remote controler tsap "churnin' hunk of burnin' funk" seui Link to comment
Guest WenDylan Posted November 16, 2008 Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 http://images.china.cn/attachement/jpg/site1007/20081109/0019b91ed7d10a80a6c514.jpg So this is how you use the bed? Kinda makes all the attachments obsolete, wait, makes it like any other bed. Link to comment
tsap seui Posted November 16, 2008 Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 Just imagine an elongated Kohler terlet spinnin' off that center hook....GOLLY BAWB HOWDY!!!!....somebody, fan me, please. That frame over the bed with those straps could sure make for some exotic fun...why, it's almost downright "zinfull", I tells ya....all is takes is a vivid imagination and a willing partner. I've already sent the photo to the lil' rabbit and asked her to see if she can find a metal fabricator to make us the framework....I can attach my own hooks and straps... tsap seui Link to comment
rogerluli Posted November 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 Well I did a little googling on sex chair.... and I'm sorry to report I can not provide any links without going way out of PG-13 territory... But it appears that the Japanese have the most highly developed models out there that have way more "possibilities" than this version... Link to comment
LaurenAmber Posted November 16, 2008 Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 http://images.china.cn/attachement/jpg/site1007/20081109/0019b91ed7d10a80a6c514.jpg So this is how you use the bed? Kinda makes all the attachments obsolete, wait, makes it like any other bed. i think there may also be straps on the bedposts for the extremities *ahem* then i guess the hanging options are for "height" Link to comment
Guest WenDylan Posted November 16, 2008 Report Share Posted November 16, 2008 Well I did a little googling on sex chair.... and I'm sorry to report I can not provide any links without going way out of PG-13 territory... But it appears that the Japanese have the most highly developed models out there that have way more "possibilities" than this version... Yeah, all that stuff is blocked on my work computer. Link to comment
Urkidding Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 I HEAR that chop sueie is introducing a new wave set of music for his hideaway... http://i38.tinypic.com/2uj1h6w.jpg Link to comment
tsap seui Posted November 17, 2008 Report Share Posted November 17, 2008 I HEAR that chop sueie is introducing a new wave set of music for his hideaway... http://i38.tinypic.com/2uj1h6w.jpg Yassuh, cuzin' Urkiddin'me, I ain't a'kiddin'U when I say, every pair of er..ah..."earmuffs" will one day have a set of "earphones"...how's that for a snappy slogan? I wish I could splain' what those straps and slings are for, but I jest ain't got me much of a PG-13 way of thinkin', or expressin' my damnself....but, well, let's see, the long of the short is likey dis rat cheer...the woman sticks her legs in a couple of spread apart slings that are set at the proper height so she can easily...ah....pant pant....work her....ah...ah...... on the....ah....gulp...then.... bounces...whew, gulp...vigorously....and... ahem...they scream...cough, cough... orgasmic....Hummmn...delight....like a couple of HORRIBLE HEATHEN ANIMALS IN HEAT...I tells ya!!!!! It ain't easy 'splainin' that magical contraption....I need some air, and a smoke. tsap seui Link to comment
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