Becoming Chinese...

[ameriken]

However, my Chinese writing is better than my english.

YOu mean Chinese characters? Do you have an architectural background?

Architechtural? Far from it, I cant even draw a stick properly. My written english is pretty bad, but when I write Han yu, I seem to write it better than my english. Not perfect, but better. Perhaps maybe because I take a little more time with it.

[SheLikesME?]

Roger,

Remember how you just plane ol got mellow after your trip? It took great taunting to get the ol Rog back posting as he did.

 

Truth be known, I feel very mellow since a certain visitor arrived and departed.

 

But I might raise Hell in the morning or when ever I get up.

Edited March 3, 2007 by SheLikesME (see edit history)

[tonado]

http://www.chinesejokes.net/jokes.php?acti...ead&joke=54

 

84 Ways to Know If You're Chinese

[Dan R]

http://www.chinesejokes.net/jokes.php?acti...ead&joke=54

 

84 Ways to Know If You're Chinese

 

Seems simple if you go for a walk and someone comes up and starts speaking Chinese to you (outside China of course) then you must appear Chinese to others.

[tonado]

http://www.chinesejokes.net/jokes.php?acti...ead&joke=54

 

84 Ways to Know If You're Chinese

 

Seems simple if you go for a walk and someone comes up and starts speaking Chinese to you (outside China of course) then you must appear Chinese to others.

 

Face it, you cannot become Chinese unless you move to China and give up your US citizen.

[SirLancelot]

You may also be turning Chinese when you start asking

your friends how much they paid for a certian item and

then laugh and say you could have gotten it cheaper.

 

Surely this is not simply a Chinese trait.

 

www.fatwallet.com

www.slickdeals.net

 

American sites displaying for the world just how cheap and stingy some Americans are. BTW, I frequent those two sites everyday looking for CHEAP deals!

[Dan R]

You may also be turning Chinese when you start asking

your friends how much they paid for a certian item and

then laugh and say you could have gotten it cheaper.

 

Surely this is not simply a Chinese trait.

 

www.fatwallet.com

www.slickdeals.net

 

American sites displaying for the world just how cheap and stingy some Americans are. BTW, I frequent those two sites everyday looking for CHEAP deals!

 

gee if it wasn't at manufacturer's cost less 10% I'd be embarassed to admit I couldn't find it cheaper. Now if you go to the back door of the warehouse and nock two times a balding short guy answering to Uncle Harry will answer. Tell him Dan sent you. Oh be sure to have cash.

[kenshin77]

Whoa~ thats really impressive, and its really touching reading it as Chinese~

 

My bf said that chinese characters are like drawing and he finds it so hard to learn... However, by reading this, it makes me more confident to get my bf chinesenized. O_o

 

Yuki~

[toy_rn65]

"You might be a Chinese if........."

[Dan R]

In reference to #6 on the list has anyone found anything that will take the grease off the kitchen wall and cabinets next to the stove?

 

Chinese and Jews have over a thousand year history of relationship. Even with the political division between China and Israel there are continuing ventures between the two. Looking at the list it is easy to understand.

 

Is there anyone here that doesn't like Congee with pitan for breakfast?

Or didn't get hungry thinking about whole salty fried shrimp while reading it?

[Dennis143]

In reference to #6 on the list has anyone found anything that will take the grease off the kitchen wall and cabinets next to the stove?

 

TSP - TriSodiumPhosphate

 

Any hardware store will carry it.

[Dan R]

In reference to #6 on the list has anyone found anything that will take the grease off the kitchen wall and cabinets next to the stove?

 

TSP - TriSodiumPhosphate

 

Any hardware store will carry it.

 

Really???!!!!!! I've got sacks of the stuff at work. It is one of the main additives used in processed foods. How do I use it? Make a paste or watery solution?

[SheLikesME?]

In reference to #6 on the list has anyone found anything that will take the grease off the kitchen wall and cabinets next to the stove?

 

TSP - TriSodiumPhosphate

 

Any hardware store will carry it.

Just move to any little town in Mississippi. Everyone has grease stained walls and such. Southern cooking. Heck smoked/greased up wall paper is a clean kitchen.

[Dennis143]

In reference to #6 on the list has anyone found anything that will take the grease off the kitchen wall and cabinets next to the stove?

 

TSP - TriSodiumPhosphate

 

Any hardware store will carry it.

 

Really???!!!!!! I've got sacks of the stuff at work. It is one of the main additives used in processed foods. How do I use it? Make a paste or watery solution?

It should say on the box. Just add some to a bucket of water and wash down your walls. It's what professional indoor house painters use.

 

READ THESE PRECAUTIONS FIRST:

http://www.naturalhandyman.com/iip/infxtra/inftsp.shtm

Edited March 4, 2007 by Dennis143 (see edit history)

[Randy W]

In reference to #6 on the list has anyone found anything that will take the grease off the kitchen wall and cabinets next to the stove?

 

TSP - TriSodiumPhosphate

 

Any hardware store will carry it.

 

Really???!!!!!! I've got sacks of the stuff at work. It is one of the main additives used in processed foods. How do I use it? Make a paste or watery solution?

 

 

For severe cases of baked on grease, Easy Off oven cleaner.