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10/ DoS Public line recognizes your voice and all of the sudden lady operators are busy doing their hair. Guys will make funny noises pretending you got to Powell's direct line.

 

9/ Caller I.D ?? Great idea Colin ! Thanks boss !

 

8/ DoS is not on your X-mas gift list this year

 

7/ You are on the Terrorist Watch List ( Major pain in the butt class )

 

6/ All you can dream about is her/him from thousands miles away :-(

 

5/ You call 663-1225 at 2 am EST on the off chance someone the janitor will pick up and can access the computer or has a cousin in Guangzhou..

 

4/ You're like me. You can barely function.

 

3/ You're reading this barely 10 mns after it was posted.

 

2/ You wonder .... What would the Three Stoogges do in a case like this??

 

1/ <reserved > KEEP FAITH !! IT'S COOOOOOOMING !!!!!!!!!!

 

It is really :-)

God Bless You All.

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Guest bbridges51

Well put, Eric. Many of us see ourselves in your list. Without videoconferencing, i think SuJuan and I would go crazy.

 

58 days and i'll be in Nanjing again.

 

Oh, Packet fourrrrrr, where are youuuuuuu?

 

Brian

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Well put, Eric.  Many of us see ourselves in your list. Without videoconferencing, i think SuJuan and I would go crazy.

 

58 days and i'll be in Nanjing again.

 

Oh, Packet fourrrrrr, where are youuuuuuu?

 

Brian

brian, P4 is in the mail my friend.... She only has to go through 46 agencies more checks ( including OSHA, SAVE THE WHALES and DOT, yes ! ).. LOL> Just kidding !! Keep faith my friend.. OK?? It's coming... We interviewed Aug 1...

Wish we had the day before though... I had tried to ask for a July 22 interview but no dice..

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Well put, Eric.  Many of us see ourselves in your list. Without videoconferencing, i think SuJuan and I would go crazy.

 

58 days and i'll be in Nanjing again.

 

Oh, Packet fourrrrrr, where are youuuuuuu?

 

Brian

I don't videoconference... Just phone sex B)

Although she told me she wants her own computer... Waht could I say?? Sure honey... Here is my 1984 Atari :-)

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Well put, Eric.  Many of us see ourselves in your list. Without videoconferencing, i think SuJuan and I would go crazy.

 

58 days and i'll be in Nanjing again.

 

Oh, Packet fourrrrrr, where are youuuuuuu?

 

Brian

I don't videoconference... Just phone sex :D

Although she told me she wants her own computer... Waht could I say?? Sure honey... Here is my 1984 Atari :-)

You buddies with Slick Willy? Or, Monica? :lol:

naaah, Just yuhui :-) She won't allow me any other. :-) She is kinda bossy... LOL

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oh, you have NO idea how much video conferencing is. LOL

 

Brian

TELL ME MOOOOOOOORE !!!!

Oh, we talk about the weather, too. :lol:

 

Sometimes.

 

Brian

I bet...

riiiiiiiiiight.....

We do too.... I mean it's like... How's the weather honey?? Fine ! Great !

Then we hang up..... Weather Channel revisited really,. :D

 

Brian. You are sick.. LOL

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