rogerluli Posted July 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 (edited) Cuzzin' Tsap... I'm thinkin' you don't know how good the weather is out in Yunnan... So I'm here to help you out... Here are the average highs and lows for our little burg of Yuxi, Yunnan... WINTER...12, 1, 2... 66 / 44SPRING...3,4 ... 74 / 54SUMMER...5,6,7,8,9... 80 / 66AUTUMN...10,11... 71 / 55 Now cuzzin' let me assure you that I've looked all over China and there is NOWHERE else like this weather-wise...Places like Beijing are both too hot... AND too cold... Oh if'n you're wondering why, its because of the low latitude...24 degrees N and the high altitude...5300'... Edited July 9, 2008 by rogerluli (see edit history) Link to comment
tsap seui Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Thankee very much Cuzin' rogGi Bob, I needs all the school housin' I kin gets. As yaw know, I oncet fell out of the family tree at an early age and gave myself sum brain damage but you shore helped me out tremendously with this tidbit. I knows you are a man who has spent his life in the extremes of the Wisconsin winters, as the band I was once in had to go from Milwakee to Fondulac (or something) in the middle winter to get some publicity stills made of our band, and brother, er..ah...cuzin' that is one cold place. Thanks for the help in locating a pleasant place to live in China. Now, can you relocate our sons private school to this here Yuxi place...and convience his father and grandmother to KEEP PAYING for his schooling if'n he moves there? Sniff, sniff...otherwise, I'm stuck livin' in a cold dirty city....but...there's always them beautiful northern wimmins to look at at, and then cuddle up with the lil' rabbit each night for warmth tsap seui Link to comment
rogerluli Posted July 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Yeah I know we've all got our reasons for what we do...And I sure am happy to help fill in any holes in your knowledge base... Because laopo spends a lot of time educatin' me... and just today I read... "Learning makes a man fit company for himself."... Link to comment
tsap seui Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 (edited) Yeah I know we've all got our reasons for what we do...And I sure am happy to help fill in any holes in your knowledge base... Because laopo spends a lot of time educatin' me... and just today I read... "Learning makes a man fit company for himself."... Yep, thank Gawd for smart wimmin. If it weren't for the lil' rabbit, I'd still be pickin' my nose, scratchin' my butt, and pullin' my johnson in public...like I wuz some kinda baseball player or somethin' Now, I gots me some "etter-kit" and am more showable in public...at least in China I kin still spit in public though, and nobody says anything. Cuzin' roGgie Bob, did I ever tell you about the time I fell outta the family tree? Shucks I landed on top of two blue tic dawgs who happened to be using the family tree as a terlet. They broke my fall, I only hit my dern head, and the next thing ya know, ol' Uncle Sam had hisself a true blue volunteer of amurica, as I went down to the recruiter the very next day and joined up to be an officer and a dadgum gentleman and to fly them thar eggbeaters in Vietnam it's owndamnself. Yessir, I did!! tsap seui Edited July 9, 2008 by tsap seui (see edit history) Link to comment
rogerluli Posted July 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Yeah I know we've all got our reasons for what we do...And I sure am happy to help fill in any holes in your knowledge base... Because laopo spends a lot of time educatin' me... and just today I read... "Learning makes a man fit company for himself."... Yep, thank Gawd for smart wimmin. If it weren't for the lil' rabbit, I'd still be pickin' my nose, scratchin' my butt, and pullin' my johnson in public...like I wuz some kinda baseball player or somethin' Now, I gots me some "etter-kit" and am more showable in public...at least in China I kin still spit in public though, and nobody says anything. Cuzin' roGgie Bob, did I ever tell you about the time I fell outta the family tree? Shucks I landed on top of two blue tic dawgs who happened to be using the family tree as a terlet. They broke my fall, I only hit my dern head, and the next thing ya know, ol' Uncle Sam had hisself a true blue volunteer of amurica, as I went down to the recruiter the very next day and joined up to be an officer and a dadgum gentleman and to fly them thar eggbeaters in Vietnam it's owndamnself. Yessir, I did!! tsap seui Well that's a different excuse for ending up flying down the Mekong... According to Trigg's version he just thought he was...JOHN WAYNE... but later discovered it wasn't all that much fun... As for the spittin' in public thing in China though I've gotta' agree wholeheartedly...I love a place where you can pick your nose and nobody looks at you like you just raped their grandfather... Link to comment
tsap seui Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Yeah I know we've all got our reasons for what we do...And I sure am happy to help fill in any holes in your knowledge base... Because laopo spends a lot of time educatin' me... and just today I read... "Learning makes a man fit company for himself."... Yep, thank Gawd for smart wimmin. If it weren't for the lil' rabbit, I'd still be pickin' my nose, scratchin' my butt, and pullin' my johnson in public...like I wuz some kinda baseball player or somethin' Now, I gots me some "etter-kit" and am more showable in public...at least in China I kin still spit in public though, and nobody says anything. Cuzin' roGgie Bob, did I ever tell you about the time I fell outta the family tree? Shucks I landed on top of two blue tic dawgs who happened to be using the family tree as a terlet. They broke my fall, I only hit my dern head, and the next thing ya know, ol' Uncle Sam had hisself a true blue volunteer of amurica, as I went down to the recruiter the very next day and joined up to be an officer and a dadgum gentleman and to fly them thar eggbeaters in Vietnam it's owndamnself. Yessir, I did!! tsap seui Well that's a different excuse for ending up flying down the Mekong... According to Trigg's version he just thought he was...JOHN WAYNE... but later discovered it wasn't all that much fun... As for the spittin' in public thing in China though I've gotta' agree wholeheartedly...I love a place where you can pick your nose and nobody looks at you like you just raped their grandfather... A man gets to be a MAN, in China tsap seui Link to comment
rogerluli Posted July 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Yeah I know we've all got our reasons for what we do...And I sure am happy to help fill in any holes in your knowledge base... Because laopo spends a lot of time educatin' me... and just today I read... "Learning makes a man fit company for himself."... Yep, thank Gawd for smart wimmin. If it weren't for the lil' rabbit, I'd still be pickin' my nose, scratchin' my butt, and pullin' my johnson in public...like I wuz some kinda baseball player or somethin' Now, I gots me some "etter-kit" and am more showable in public...at least in China I kin still spit in public though, and nobody says anything. Cuzin' roGgie Bob, did I ever tell you about the time I fell outta the family tree? Shucks I landed on top of two blue tic dawgs who happened to be using the family tree as a terlet. They broke my fall, I only hit my dern head, and the next thing ya know, ol' Uncle Sam had hisself a true blue volunteer of amurica, as I went down to the recruiter the very next day and joined up to be an officer and a dadgum gentleman and to fly them thar eggbeaters in Vietnam it's owndamnself. Yessir, I did!! tsap seui Well that's a different excuse for ending up flying down the Mekong... According to Trigg's version he just thought he was...JOHN WAYNE... but later discovered it wasn't all that much fun... As for the spittin' in public thing in China though I've gotta' agree wholeheartedly...I love a place where you can pick your nose and nobody looks at you like you just raped their grandfather... A man gets to be a MAN, in China tsap seui And nobody looks at you like you're POND SCUM if you... Link to comment
tsap seui Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Yeah I know we've all got our reasons for what we do...And I sure am happy to help fill in any holes in your knowledge base... Because laopo spends a lot of time educatin' me... and just today I read... "Learning makes a man fit company for himself."... Yep, thank Gawd for smart wimmin. If it weren't for the lil' rabbit, I'd still be pickin' my nose, scratchin' my butt, and pullin' my johnson in public...like I wuz some kinda baseball player or somethin' Now, I gots me some "etter-kit" and am more showable in public...at least in China I kin still spit in public though, and nobody says anything. Cuzin' roGgie Bob, did I ever tell you about the time I fell outta the family tree? Shucks I landed on top of two blue tic dawgs who happened to be using the family tree as a terlet. They broke my fall, I only hit my dern head, and the next thing ya know, ol' Uncle Sam had hisself a true blue volunteer of amurica, as I went down to the recruiter the very next day and joined up to be an officer and a dadgum gentleman and to fly them thar eggbeaters in Vietnam it's owndamnself. Yessir, I did!! tsap seui Well that's a different excuse for ending up flying down the Mekong... According to Trigg's version he just thought he was...JOHN WAYNE... but later discovered it wasn't all that much fun... As for the spittin' in public thing in China though I've gotta' agree wholeheartedly...I love a place where you can pick your nose and nobody looks at you like you just raped their grandfather... A man gets to be a MAN, in China tsap seui And nobody looks at you like you're POND SCUM if you... YES!!! Sometimes I think americans are just so...so...so.... uncivilized!!! tsap seui Link to comment
rogerluli Posted January 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 With the explosion of interest in Yunnan lately here... I thought I should bring this thread up and update it with the news that the Lonely Planet has rated Yunnan as one of the ten best regions in the world to see... With the comment that..."Yunnan is China distilled into one superlative province and offers more variety than any other province in China. Period." Link to comment
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