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TOP10: INS Shredding rationale


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10/ We just can't keep up with those damn petitions to marry non-US babes

 

9/ Our mailroom looks sparkly clean now !

 

8/ Let's face it... It's just paper, right?

 

7/ We couldn't wait to try out those new hi-speed machines we just got.

 

6/ Enron did it ! We thought we were smarter though and could get away with it. Oooops.

 

5/ New quota: Shred 12 applications a week.. Get a bonus..

 

4/ I almost got my tie caught up in this damn thing ! Anybody cares I could have died ??

 

3/ We thought we'd look good and updated coming into the new DHS thing :-)

 

2/ Ooops. We thought birth certificates originals were issued in duplicate...

 

1/ We managed to recover Saddam's sons immigrant applications though. Thank God !

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And the defendant's plea at the preliminary hearing:

 

"Not guilty. It was that guy in the black Ford, in a parking lot in Wichita, that called me and ordered me to do it". :lol:

 

Oh, and #12: "Hey, the Rose Bowl Parade pays top dollar for confetti!"

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