Eric&Yuhui Posted February 1, 2003 Report Share Posted February 1, 2003 10/ We just can't keep up with those damn petitions to marry non-US babes 9/ Our mailroom looks sparkly clean now ! 8/ Let's face it... It's just paper, right? 7/ We couldn't wait to try out those new hi-speed machines we just got. 6/ Enron did it ! We thought we were smarter though and could get away with it. Oooops. 5/ New quota: Shred 12 applications a week.. Get a bonus.. 4/ I almost got my tie caught up in this damn thing ! Anybody cares I could have died ?? 3/ We thought we'd look good and updated coming into the new DHS thing :-) 2/ Ooops. We thought birth certificates originals were issued in duplicate... 1/ We managed to recover Saddam's sons immigrant applications though. Thank God ! Link to comment
Mike and Ying Posted February 1, 2003 Report Share Posted February 1, 2003 6 and 1 To Funny!! Link to comment
Eric&Yuhui Posted February 1, 2003 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2003 6 and 1 To Funny!! Link to comment
owenkrout Posted February 1, 2003 Report Share Posted February 1, 2003 You could have had even more. 11. I can't find a husband. I'll be #$%^ if I am going to let all these foreign gals grab the eligible men! Link to comment
Mike and Ying Posted February 1, 2003 Report Share Posted February 1, 2003 You could have had even more. 11. I can't find a husband. I'll be #$%^ if I am going to let all these foreign gals grab the eligible men! Link to comment
tonado Posted February 1, 2003 Report Share Posted February 1, 2003 #9 should be: We have to do a clean up before the Chinese New Year. Ring in the new documents and removing the old ones. Link to comment
Eric&Yuhui Posted February 1, 2003 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2003 You could have had even more. 11. I can't find a husband. I'll be #$%^ if I am going to let all these foreign gals grab the eligible men! One has to limit oneself :-) TOP10 it is... TOP11 sounds weird... Doesn't rythme Link to comment
Eric&Yuhui Posted February 1, 2003 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2003 #9 should be: We have to do a clean up before the Chinese New Year. Ring in the new documents and removing the old ones. Hey ! You write your own top10 ! Get off my case pal ! Link to comment
Mike and Ying Posted February 1, 2003 Report Share Posted February 1, 2003 #9 should be: We have to do a clean up before the Chinese New Year. Ring in the new documents and removing the old ones. Hey ! You write your own top10 ! Get off my case pal ! Eric, umm are you ok?...Don't drink..it does not help I KNOW Link to comment
Mick Posted February 1, 2003 Report Share Posted February 1, 2003 And the defendant's plea at the preliminary hearing: "Not guilty. It was that guy in the black Ford, in a parking lot in Wichita, that called me and ordered me to do it". Oh, and #12: "Hey, the Rose Bowl Parade pays top dollar for confetti!" Link to comment
Eric&Yuhui Posted February 1, 2003 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2003 #9 should be: We have to do a clean up before the Chinese New Year. Ring in the new documents and removing the old ones. Hey ! You write your own top10 ! Get off my case pal ! Eric, umm are you ok?...Don't drink..it does not help I KNOW Yes, I noticed.... Link to comment
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