Mike and Ying Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 10. You spend 2 hours trying to find Powell’s home number only to realize you are using a Utah phone book.9. You call your girl and tell her how much you love and miss her then she says I am her sister.8. You try to impress everyone at the bar by speaking Chinese.7. Your head hurts really badly in the morning.6. You explain to everyone why she can’t get the visa only to confuse them more.5. You are happy one moment and the next crying your eyes out.4. You keep asking for Tzingdow Beer.3. You try to use tool picks as Quids (Chop Sticks) to show everyone how good you can use them.2. You believe it is possible to borrow Air Force 1 while the President is sleeping to make a quick trip to China and get your girl before he wakes up.1. You understand why DOS/GZ is not giving her the visa. Link to comment
Eric&Yuhui Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 10. You spend 2 hours trying to find Powell’s home number only to realize you are using a Utah phone book.9. You call your girl and tell her how much you love and miss her then she says I am her sister.8. You try to impress everyone at the bar by speaking Chinese.7. Your head hurts really badly in the morning.6. You explain to everyone why she can’t get the visa only to confuse them more.5. You are happy one moment and the next crying your eyes out.4. You keep asking for Tzingdow Beer.3. You try to use tool picks as Quids (Chop Sticks) to show everyone how good you can use them.2. You believe it is possible to borrow Air Force 1 while the President is sleeping to make a quick trip to China and get your girl before he wakes up.1. You understand why DOS/GZ is not giving her the visa.not bad at all... Link to comment
AZwolfman Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 If you get to reason #1, you are really, really still drunk, possibly even insane. Link to comment
Mike and Ying Posted January 31, 2003 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 10. You spend 2 hours trying to find Powell’s home number only to realize you are using a Utah phone book.9. You call your girl and tell her how much you love and miss her then she says I am her sister.8. You try to impress everyone at the bar by speaking Chinese.7. Your head hurts really badly in the morning.6. You explain to everyone why she can’t get the visa only to confuse them more.5. You are happy one moment and the next crying your eyes out.4. You keep asking for Tzingdow Beer.3. You try to use tool picks as Quids (Chop Sticks) to show everyone how good you can use them.2. You believe it is possible to borrow Air Force 1 while the President is sleeping to make a quick trip to China and get your girl before he wakes up.1. You understand why DOS/GZ is not giving her the visa.not bad at all... wow, from the Master Well, that was the first and last one,The rest is up to you Link to comment
Mike and Ying Posted January 31, 2003 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 If you get to reason #1, you are really, really still drunk, possibly even insane. I would go with insane Link to comment
tonado Posted January 31, 2003 Report Share Posted January 31, 2003 The main reason you should not get drunk while waiting is: You think that you are Jackie Chan and start doing the drunken fist on people who works in GZ. Link to comment
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