Long Distance April Fools

[philb]

I IM'ed my SO and asked her if I had previously disclosed my pets in America.

 

I explained that I had two dogs...one big and one small; only the big one liked to sleep on the bed. However be careful!

 

The little dog bites! Like the parrot. But the parrot only bites when he is cranky in the morning when he is waking up at sunrise and is hungry and squawking.

 

I warned her about the snake (under the bed), when he gets hungry he tries to eat the parrot unlike the fish who eats guppies. The Pirhuana doesn't like parrots.

 

The good news is that I keep the pot bellied pig outside - even though he likes to sneak up on the bed when no one is looking...

 

Her response.......GO ON

 

She likes the entertainment and truly enjoys humor!!!

 

Phil

[Dan R]

That was humor????

 

I was starting to think it was my place but then you didn't mention the snapping turtle that you have to keep from snapping the piranha's tail by slapping him on the snout. That's how I knew you weren't describing my place.

 

Had me going for a moment though.