You know your chinese when...

[Luo_Bin_&_Jialu]

You know your chinese when....

 

 

1) You have plastic covering your remote

 

2) No matter what time you call your SO, she asks if "You eat dinner?"

 

3) You have a cover for your tv

 

4) You won't lay on your bed without pajamas on

 

5) You won't lay on your bed with your "dirty clothes on"

[Guest blsqueaky]

You know your chinese when....

 

 

1) You have plastic covering your remote

 

2) No matter what time you call your SO, she asks if "You eat dinner?"

 

3)  You have a cover for your tv

 

4) You won't lay on your bed without pajamas on

 

5) You won't lay on your bed with your "dirty clothes on"

Number 1, wife took it off

 

Number 2, when on the road, late at nite, wife will ask that question, and if I tell her yes, cold sandwiches, then catch it

 

Number 3, nope

 

Number 4, nope again

 

Number 5, somtimes sit on bed

[Rick-Guohua]

When you tell your S.O. . Dear, I'm just getting fatter waiting for you.

She tell you: Good, Good, You are healthy, No sick.

 

Rick

[frank1538]

When your wife walks aroung the house singing.....

 

Watermelon, watermelon, watermelon, watermelon, etc. etc. ad infintum.

http://www.newenglandnoise.com/watermelonman.mp3 Okay, it's not quite the same, but she'll get the idea.

[Carl]

You know your chinese when....

 

 

1) You have plastic covering your remote

 

2) No matter what time you call your SO, she asks if "You eat dinner?"

 

3)  You have a cover for your tv

 

4) You won't lay on your bed without pajamas on

 

5) You won't lay on your bed with your "dirty clothes on"

1) You have a remote?

 

2) I'm on a diet.

 

3) The TV is hardly ever off.

 

4) By order of the wife....PAJAMAS (maybe my pink pajamas) WILL NEVER BE WORN IN OUR BED!!!!

 

5) That's what the couch is for.

[tonyontherock]

You know when you are living in big cities in China if:

1). Greetings from old friends " Divorced yet?"

2). Questions in the morning or at dinner with friends, "Oh, that is is your last name?"

3). Question from wife, "Honey, are we ever going to get married?"

4). Question from old buddies and new friends alike " what kind of car do you drive?"

5). Receiving a lot of short messages a day. Many start with " I miss you " sent to multiple addressees and learn how to reply or forward the same message to other addressees the same way.

6). Every one agrees that Fa Long Gong should be banned but appears incomprehensible why Budism should also be banned cause it does not worship the one true God.

7). Most that dress like a cop is actually not a cop.

8). The majority of the employees at a restaurant stand by the door and are in charge of saying "Welcome" only, leaving few to serve the food.

9). Bosses and subordinates of the opposite sex huddle after a few drinks and everyone regard it as normal office politics.

10) When the real cop tells you " You are in China Now".

[warpedbored]

Do finish = I'm done or you're done.

[BobandNicole]

The footprints on the toilet seat are yours.

 

You consider a Jin Bei a pretty neat car.

 

You consider it great sport to go into the elevator as soon as the doors open, before the people outside can get out.

 

You refuse to walk in the house with your shoes on.

 

You walk around the apartment block garden in white t-shirt, shorts, dark socks and "nike" sandals.

 

You consider getting a 50cc moped for daily transportation.

 

All your friends ask why you don't have children yet?

 

You won't buy anything without trying to negotiate the price down first, everything is "too pricey"

[Jeikun]

Your friends advise you to pave over the flower garden in front of your home, because "People will know you spent a lot of money on it".

[BobandNicole]

The footprints on the toilet seat are yours.

 

You consider a Jin Bei a pretty neat van.

 

You consider it great sport to go into the elevator as soon as the doors open, before the people inside can get out.

 

You refuse to walk in the house with your shoes on.

 

You walk around the apartment block garden in white t-shirt, shorts, dark socks and "nike" sandals.

 

You consider getting a 50cc moped for daily transportation.

 

All your friends ask why you don't have children yet?

 

You won't buy anything without trying to negotiate the price down first, everything is "too pricey"

 

You answer your cellphone "wei" and the other person hangs up because they expected an american to answer and thought they got a wrong number. And the person calling is Chinese.