frank1538 Posted November 13, 2004 Report Share Posted November 13, 2004 When Jingwen and the kids first arrived, I handled the return or exchange of merchandise. Unlike China where returns and exchanges can be a real pain, it is a common US practice. KK, my step daughter, has been venturing out on her own and recently bought a dress from one of the large department stores in Atlanta, but when I got home from work, she said that she didn't really like the color and would I please go to the store and exchange it for her. Okay, the cat's outta the bag now. I said that she could do it. What? Yes, KK, just tell the sales clerk that you want to exchange it. What? Will the store do that? Sure, I said, no problem. Well, I guess they had to learn sometime that dad's powers aren't that great. Link to comment
Guest Gene Posted November 14, 2004 Report Share Posted November 14, 2004 Oh I wish you hadn't done that Frank.........We are going to have to excomunicate your membership........please send in your mask, cape, power boots and decoder-ring We are going to miss you Link to comment
oregonknl Posted November 14, 2004 Report Share Posted November 14, 2004 DAMN ~! Gene!! Frank ALREADY knows the code~!! (as all fathers do B) ) Link to comment
Robert S. Posted November 14, 2004 Report Share Posted November 14, 2004 Yes, we might have to send him a package of kryptonite. Link to comment
warpedbored Posted November 14, 2004 Report Share Posted November 14, 2004 Hey guys he had to do it! If he had returned the dress for her he would then have been required to turn in his guy card. Link to comment
Guest Gene Posted November 14, 2004 Report Share Posted November 14, 2004 Very true Carl, and I think the Kryptonite would be a last resort. How about we re-sramble the code and put Frank on Double secret, priority, lo-cal probation with weekly counseling and he has to wear a funny hat for two months? If he changes his earant ways we will send him a new decoder ring B) Are you up for it Frank? B) We get to pick out the funny hat Link to comment
frank1538 Posted November 14, 2004 Author Report Share Posted November 14, 2004 Very true Carl, and I think the Kryptonite would be a last resort. How about we re-sramble the code and put Frank on Double secret, priority, lo-cal probation with weekly counseling and he has to wear a funny hat for two months? B) If he changes his earant ways we will send him a new decoder ring B) Are you up for it Frank? B) We get to pick out the funny hat Having been de-frocked, I am at the mercy of my brethren who I hope will help me restore my super dad powers here in the states. In China, I have to turn in my Kryptonite in order to enter, but back in the good old US of A I am now in dire need of something to re-establish my fatherly superiority - but, a hat? B) Well, if that's what it takes. Link to comment
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