modern kama sutra

[griz326]

I need to provide a pillow book for a backwards brother-in-law.

I hope to find something like the kama sutra, but with a different style of drawing. The drawings need to be explicit, yet not crude. The book must be filled with illustrations rather than text. My web searches have failed to turn up anything suitable.

 

The young man's wife is game and asked Lao Po to ask me to play the role of big brother. I'm fairly certain he'll soon lose his wife if he doesn't begin performing his husbandly duties several times a week.

 

There are a few sages here who might know of a solution that I can offer.

[Randy W]

I need to provide a pillow book for a backwards brother-in-law.

I hope to find something like the kama sutra, but with a different style of drawing. The drawings need to be explicit, yet not crude. The book must be filled with illustrations rather than text. My web searches have failed to turn up anything suitable.

 

The young man's wife is game and asked Lao Po to ask me to play the role of big brother. I'm fairly certain he'll soon lose his wife if he doesn't begin performing his husbandly duties several times a week.

 

There are a few sages here who might know of a solution that I can offer.

 

Search Amazon.com for Kama Sutra, Tantric sex, or position illustrations (under the Books category) - you'll find a bunch, along with links to many other similar books.

[dnoblett]

Yes Asia then look on amazon

 

http://www.yesasia.com/us/kama-sutra/1005113661-0-0-0-en/info.html

[Randy W]

Yes Asia then look on amazon

 

http://www.yesasia.com/us/kama-sutra/1005113661-0-0-0-en/info.html

 

YesAsia is a good source - I had ordered from them a few times while still in the US. They are located in Hong Kong, but have a distribution center on the west coast

Edited March 4, 2013 by Randy W (see edit history)

[tsap seui]

Griz, the boy don't need no book fulla pitchers to look at...my Gawd, the boy has a Chinese wife, one of the most sexy creatures to ever grace this ol' dirt clod, all he needs is an an imagination....and....drumroll please....

 

I just happen to have this terlet seat. Yes, it has made various trips on United Airlines, is slightly used, but very clean with no cat tracks. It has been well used and is a proven commodity. I would be willing to donate it to the cause of helping save the poor boys marriage. It comes complete with the ropes still attached to the seat itself and they are attached to a ball hook which is heavy duty, rotates in a circle, and even has a grease fitting.

 

All he needs is a hammerdrill with a 3/16 inch percussion masonary drill bit, a 1/4 inch nutdriver, and 4 1/4 inch by 2 inches long "tap cons" (blue masonary bolts) to mount the ball hook to the ceiling over the center of their bed.

 

I'll even throw in the tap cons, the 1/4inch nut driver, and the percussion drill bit.

 

I gah-rone-tee this contraption (how do you think I got Wenyan to wait 5 years for me). If the boy isn't givin' momma the thrill she needs and he needs a lil' spark in ol' sparky to perk him up...so to speak, well sir, a few spins of momma around his ol' "oak tree" will give him AND her pleasure they have never dreamed of. The old in and out thing is okay, but one ride on the merry-go round and problem solved.

 

Just buy him a cordless hammerdrill, I'll send them the rest. Sorry, I ain't about to part ways with my 18v DeWalt cordless hammerdrill. I use it and my 18v cordless impact driver way too much to let them go, even for a cause as religious as this.

 

Pitchers? He don't need no stinkin' pitchers. This terlet seat will open up a whole new world for them, and maybe set fire to his and her imaginations for some new approaches to an old hat trick.

 

tsap seui

Edited March 4, 2013 by tsap seui (see edit history)

[dnoblett]

This other one is reasonable at $18 http://www.yesasia.com/us/yin-du-ai-jing-shen-xin-ling-qi-he-de-ji-zhi-xing-ai-zhe-xue/1024528780-0-0-0-en/info.html

[Doug]

My cousins son has been working in Afgan land as a fireman and came home the other day. His Dad was telling me he was trying to get some cialus pills, I said woe- slow down there, he is only 32. But he explained in hushed tones that after he has that special moment he still has ol totum a poken around if he uses them and can just keep on goin for another round non-stop to keep his lady happy.

 

I have heard from many Chinese women that thier men seem to have a real problem and once is enough, maybe for the week or the month, or 2 months. Some seem to have a problem in the winter. Thats no good. He doesn't have to tell the wife he is usin. Get him some pills. Maybe all 3 kind so he can see which one works and how. Maybe even advise him to take AFTER they did it so he will wake up for another round. Nothing like surprising the lady at 2:AM. She won't be mad if he can take care of business.

Edited March 4, 2013 by Doug (see edit history)

[griz326]

My suspicion is that my brother-in-law is either gay or asexual and should never have gotten married. That does mean that I can't offer some guidance.

[Dennis143]

Griz, the boy don't need no book fulla pitchers to look at...my Gawd, the boy has a Chinese wife, one of the most sexy creatures to ever grace this ol' dirt clod, all he needs is an an imagination....and....drumroll please....

 

I just happen to have this terlet seat. Yes, it has made various trips on United Airlines, is slightly used, but very clean with no cat tracks. It has been well used and is a proven commodity. I would be willing to donate it to the cause of helping save the poor boys marriage. It comes complete with the ropes still attached to the seat itself and they are attached to a ball hook which is heavy duty, rotates in a circle, and even has a grease fitting.

 

All he needs is a hammerdrill with a 3/16 inch percussion masonary drill bit, a 1/4 inch nutdriver, and 4 1/4 inch by 2 inches long "tap cons" (blue masonary bolts) to mount the ball hook to the ceiling over the center of their bed.

 

I'll even throw in the tap cons, the 1/4inch nut driver, and the percussion drill bit.

 

I gah-rone-tee this contraption (how do you think I got Wenyan to wait 5 years for me). If the boy isn't givin' momma the thrill she needs and he needs a lil' spark in ol' sparky to perk him up...so to speak, well sir, a few spins of momma around his ol' "oak tree" will give him AND her pleasure they have never dreamed of. The old in and out thing is okay, but one ride on the merry-go round and problem solved.

 

Just buy him a cordless hammerdrill, I'll send them the rest. Sorry, I ain't about to part ways with my 18v DeWalt cordless hammerdrill. I use it and my 18v cordless impact driver way too much to let them go, even for a cause as religious as this.

 

Pitchers? He don't need no stinkin' pitchers. This terlet seat will open up a whole new world for them, and maybe set fire to his and her imaginations for some new approaches to an old hat trick.

 

tsap seui

Uh...

Edited March 10, 2013 by Dennis143 (see edit history)

[Sam and Fen]

Get him some pills. Maybe all 3 kind so he can see which one works and how. Maybe even advise him to take AFTER they did it so he will wake up for another round. Nothing like surprising the lady at 2:AM. She won't be mad if he can take care of business.

 

The books wont do him any good if he can not get going so the pills is your best bet and also you might run into problems with Chinese customs as bringing any thing pornographic is banned.

 

If you can not get a prescription for Viagra you will have to buy them from an online pharmacy and will run you upwards of $30 a pop. Been there done that.

 

For the last year I have been using a generic form called Suhagra made by Cipla India (Cipla is FDA approved for making generic drugs for the US market). You can order those online and will run you about $6 a pop (I get them directly from India and it runs about $3 a pop)

This is not as potent as the original but does its job, heck even if I have to use 2 it is still a lot cheaper.