You know you are getting old when...

[griz326]

You know you are getting old when...

 

Lao Po gives you a bottle of Grecian Formula for Men on your birthday and forgets about playtime

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Bugz bunny buys me Johnson floor wax for my hed. She saw Bruce Willis kickin' butt on a movie and commented how sexy he looked without hair.....HEHEHE...I snuck off to the bathroom and skun my head bare....now she NEVER forgets playtime. Took me a while to get used to but damn, I like it. and she thinks it's sexy and makes me look like a "bad man". Go figger, wimmin's do love outlaws.

 

Gotta go shave off my 12 oclock shawdow, momma has that glint in her eye and she likes to rub my hed when she's savin' a horse and ridin' a cowboy....says my head feels like a baby's butt....HOOCHI-MOMMA (as Frank Castanza would say) wink wink

 

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[michaln]

your farts are wet and your dreams are dry