TOP 10 signs

[Eric&Yuhui]

10/ Too busy with the owl sex life in my national park study thing grant

9/ Well, yes, I DO know Barack

8/ Sorry, on the Riviera right now on this nice yacht.. Please call back in October

7/ Did you say your fiancee's family name was Bin Mc Laden?

6/ I misread your email for a PATHETIC constituent call for help. Was it?

5/Glad you reached me.. Now please, do get lost

4/ Congress is messed up. Why shouldn't I be?

3/ I got it from the IRS that you ain't paying taxes here

2/ What do you think I am Chester? A freakin' good samaritan??

1/ Get to your file as soon as the intern lets go of my.... well.. ahemm... No, not this!

[warpedbored]

Good one Eric, great to have you back.