luckybabe Posted December 11, 2002 Report Share Posted December 11, 2002 WOMEN'S ENGLISH:Yes = NoNo = Yes.Maybe = No.We need = I want.I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset.We need to talk = I need to complain.Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to.Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.You're so . . manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. MEN'S ENGLISH:I'm hungry = I'm hungry.I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.I'm tired = I'm tired.Nice dress = Nice cleavage!I love you = Let's have sex now.I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question.May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.Will you marry me? = I want it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next ten minutes.Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you.I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay Link to comment
bobmal99 Posted December 12, 2002 Report Share Posted December 12, 2002 B)WOMEN'S ENGLISH:Yes = NoNo = Yes.Maybe = No.We need = I want.I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset.We need to talk = I need to complain.Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to.Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.You're so . . manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. MEN'S ENGLISH:I'm hungry = I'm hungry.I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.I'm tired = I'm tired.Nice dress = Nice cleavage!I love you = Let's have sex now.I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question.May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.Will you marry me? = I want it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next ten minutes.Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you.I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gaylucky babe that is a great posting!!!! Bob M Link to comment
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