MoonCarolCafe Posted October 30, 2005 Report Share Posted October 30, 2005 "A funny thing happened on the way to the forum..." we came across a coin operated scale. The missus wished to see how much she weighed. 120 pounds. She's not a happy camper. I get on the scale-- 230 pounds. I tell her the scale is incorrect (I haven't been at 230 for YEARS) but she isn't having any of it. Her: I'm getting fatter.Me: You eat more ice cream now than you used to.Her: No I don't. Me: You don't get as much excercise as you used to.Her: Not true. Here we drive everywhere, before I would take the bus everywhere.Me: Well, you're getting older. Her: Eh?Me: As people get older people slowly put on weight. Her: Yes. You weigh so much you must be ancient! Link to comment
Dennis143 Posted October 30, 2005 Report Share Posted October 30, 2005 That is just too funny!!! You two should start a stand-up routine and take that act on the road!! Thanks for the good belly laugh this morning!! Link to comment
frank1538 Posted October 30, 2005 Report Share Posted October 30, 2005 (edited) "Say goodnight Gracie." Can't fault her logic, ancient man. Edited October 30, 2005 by frank1538 (see edit history) Link to comment
mercator Posted October 31, 2005 Report Share Posted October 31, 2005 We did that, only at a street vendor in GZ. She gets on and it says 49kg. She is unhappy. I reminder she is dressed and has shoes on, so that adds maybe 1kg, and she seems happier. I get on... 102kg. "Oh my God" was her reply. I'm pretty pleased, since I was also dressed with shoes on. I've since dropped down to 221 (100.5kg), and couldnt be happier. Not as funny a story, but I guess I am ancient too. (lol) Merc Link to comment
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