maiyademama Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of theheaviest chemical yet known to science. The new element has beententatively named Governmentium. Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons,and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which aresurrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. SinceGovernmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected asit impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amountof Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to completewhen it would normally take less than a second. Governmentium has a normal half-life of four years; it does not decay butinstead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistantneutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's masswill actually increase over time since each reorganization will cause moremorons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic ofmoron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Governmentium isformed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. Thishypocritical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass." You will know itwhen you see it. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an elementwhich radiates just as much energy. Link to comment
Martytb Posted September 20, 2004 Report Share Posted September 20, 2004 ROTFLMAO!!! Perfect. Link to comment
jkobman Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 hahahahahahahhahahahahahha Does the new element have an atomic number? Link to comment
Guest Gene Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 I am going to make a poster out of that and hang it on the wall!! Link to comment
natrigon Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 GREAT!! I am standing here sitting besides myself. Link to comment
oregonknl Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 Geezzze Taz.... Doesn't this post belong in the "Links & Resources' thread??? (better ask Don.....) Link to comment
ndjarrett Posted September 21, 2004 Report Share Posted September 21, 2004 LMAO...pretty good. Link to comment
natrigon Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 Just re-read your mastery... really funny Link to comment
kfman Posted October 26, 2004 Report Share Posted October 26, 2004 Hahahaha, that is funny.. thanks for the chuckles... and I think I would be a peon that circles around the Governmentium...hmmmm.. Link to comment
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