SCIENTISTS DISCOVER NEW ELEMENT

[maiyademama]

A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the

heaviest chemical yet known to science. The new element has been

tentatively named Governmentium.

 

 

Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons,

and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

 

 

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are

surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since

Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as

it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount

of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four days to complete

when it would normally take less than a second.

 

 

Governmentium has a normal half-life of four years; it does not decay but

instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant

neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass

will actually increase over time since each reorganization will cause more

morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of

moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Governmentium is

formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This

hypocritical quantity is referred to as "Critical Morass." You will know it

when you see it.

 

 

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element

which radiates just as much energy.

[Martytb]

ROTFLMAO!!! Perfect.

[jkobman]

hahahahahahahhahahahahahha

 

Does the new element have an atomic number?

[Guest Gene]

I am going to make a poster out of that and hang it on the wall!!

[natrigon]

GREAT!! I am standing here sitting besides myself.

[oregonknl]

Geezzze Taz....

 

 

Doesn't this post belong in the "Links & Resources' thread???

 

(better ask Don.....)

[ndjarrett]

LMAO...pretty good.

[Jim - Portland, USA]

[natrigon]

Just re-read your mastery... really funny

[kfman]

Hahahaha, that is funny.. thanks for the chuckles...

 

and I think I would be a peon that circles around the Governmentium...hmmmm..