Off Topic and Off Color

[frank1538]

I just got finished posting a few links for PJ's FAQ since there isn't much to do on the weekends while we wait for the P4.

 

But, it did remind me of an off color joke (please delete if too offensive)

 

So, a guy goes to the doctor and says that his unit has turned orange on him. The doc takes a look and, after a battery of tests, can't find anything wrong. So, the doc asks the guy if he's been doing anything out of the ordinary over the past few days.

 

The guy says: "No, just eating Cheetos and watching porn flicks"

[Mick]

Better than eating jalapenos!

[MarkLuvsShuPing]

That really is an "off-color" joke. Orange.

 

Now here's another. Guy goes to the sauna at his health club, sits down, relaxes and sees another guy on the other side. Something familiar about the overweight guy makes him ask what high school he went to. Come to find out they knew each other.

 

"Wow, you've gained some weight since high school", the first guy says.

"Yeah, hell it's been 5 years since I've seen my unit" replies the big guy.

"Have you tried to diet?", says the first guy. To which the big guy asks,

"Why, what color is it now?"

 

[tonado]

We are busy weekend because we are having a blizzard now. We expect to get over 16 inches of snow. I just spent one hour shovelling 8 inches of snow.

[se_lang]

We are busy weekend because we are having a blizzard now.  We expect to get over 16 inches of snow.  I just spent one hour shovelling 8 inches of snow.

magic word "Rock salt" the only thing I hate more then snow is having to shovel it.

[se_lang]

Better than eating jalapenos!   

couple weekends ago my kid was messing with a red pepper from the General Tso's chicken then went to bathroom without washing his hands first he came out doing a new pee pee dance LOL he wont forget that lesson.

 

ok dave lets see an image for that one.

[MarkLuvsShuPing]

Pee Pee dance, I like it. Do you think we could get Brittney Spears to do that one?

[chinadave2001]

We are busy weekend because we are having a blizzard now.  We expect to get over 16 inches of snow.  I just spent one hour shovelling 8 inches of snow.

Tony,

I feel your pain....the snow is blowing horizontally here and we have a blizzard advisory...supposedly the worst is yet to come...

"Chinadave"

[keelec]

We are busy weekend because we are having a blizzard now.  We expect to get over 16 inches of snow.  I just spent one hour shovelling 8 inches of snow.

magic word "Rock salt" the only thing I hate more then snow is having to shovel it.

Take it easy on the SALT!!!!!!!

 

Here in St. Louis, when they predict snow, one can wake up the next morning, and sure enough all of the roads are covered with a white, powdery substance...... Just no snow!!!!

 

Of course, most of the cars here have have more rust holes in the bodies than real metal!!!! :o The real problems start occurring when the springs fall off of the frames.

 

I guess I am used to the Northwest, where even though it rains a bit, a 20 year car has as solid of fenders as the day it was new.

[se_lang]

We are busy weekend because we are having a blizzard now.  We expect to get over 16 inches of snow.  I just spent one hour shovelling 8 inches of snow.

magic word "Rock salt" the only thing I hate more then snow is having to shovel it.

Take it easy on the SALT!!!!!!!

 

Here in St. Louis, when they predict snow, one can wake up the next morning, and sure enough all of the roads are covered with a white, powdery substance...... Just no snow!!!!

 

Of course, most of the cars here have have more rust holes in the bodies than real metal!!!! The real problems start occurring when the springs fall off of the frames.

 

I guess I am used to the Northwest, where even though it rains a bit, a 20 year car has as solid of fenders as the day it was new.

Hey Keelec remember that storm back in Feb, I drove from SE Wisconsin to Dallas in that damn storm but to make it fun I was driving a 24' Uhaul and towing my mini van I stopped in St lousy for the night just to wake up to even worse roads then half way through Missouri somebody put there car over a bridge and I was parked on an interstate for 4 hours it was a trip from hell then my first week in here we got freakin ice storms and they dont have salt trucks here and I had to drive all around trying to get a passport photo for my visa to go to China in March. So yes bring on the salt that is why they make car washes

[Martytb]

I am sooooooooooo happy I left Long island and moved to Orlando.

No snow!!!!!!1, and I get to take WeiPing to Disney World, Sea World, Universal, etc. She's going to have a real warped sense of life in the USA for a while.

I'll have to take her to New York to get a better idea of what it's really like here.

[tonado]

My wife saw major snow for the first time today and she was like a kid playing snow.

[Dave G.]

Better than eating jalapenos!    

couple weekends ago my kid was messing with a red pepper from the General Tso's chicken then went to bathroom without washing his hands first he came out doing a new pee pee dance LOL he wont forget that lesson.

 

ok dave lets see an image for that one.

Hey...this is my kind of thread!!!

 

 

http://www.planet-gif.at/gif-archiv_3/gemuese/gemuese_003.gif

[se_lang]

Better than eating jalapenos!    

couple weekends ago my kid was messing with a red pepper from the General Tso's chicken then went to bathroom without washing his hands first he came out doing a new pee pee dance LOL he wont forget that lesson.

 

ok dave lets see an image for that one.

Hey...this is my kind of thread!!!

 

 

http://www.planet-gif.at/gif-archiv_3/gemuese/gemuese_003.gif

hey dave your image broke